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So what if shaneo did it today? He stole an old tagline of mine, so here's another one. Featuring:
Stryke
Sh@neo
Kid Rock
jo the girl
Mystique
Iguana
Day 1 - Stryke admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of jo the girl. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, mystique is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Kid Rock later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Sh@neo creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. iguana hits him with a big frying pan.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of bang building out of crap. After much persuasion by Sh@neo, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the bang building task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Kid Rock, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat b*****d in the house, eats half the crap(only food supply). iguana is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the bang building task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Kid Rock farts and blows bang building over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. jo the girl cries.
6 - Sh@neo gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, jo the girl admits that she likes to be spanked on the a** with a big frying pan. Stryke says he never wears condoms because they make his doghnut sore and Sh@neo agrees. mystique goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual b******s. Kid Rock sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Sh@neo.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Stryke goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. iguana and jo the girl are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Stryke.
9 - iguana and jo the girl are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. mystique sings them a song - So solid jew's one billion hours to go - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote jo the girl out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. jo the girl leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with jo the girl's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. mystique has to make do without the cucumber she requested. iguana is visibly depressed and is comforted by Sh@neo, who tries to touch her on her throat.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Sh@neo touching iguana's throat over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Kid Rock refuses to run because his doghnut hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Kid Rock finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. iguana calls Kid Rock a lazy doghnut.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Stryke tells everyone individually that he thinks iguana is a w***e. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. iguana and Sh@neo are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Stryke.
16 - The nominations are announced. iguana can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Sh@neo is equally stunned and turns to iguana for comfort. Kid Rock is distraught and confesses to mystique that he thinks he is in love with Sh@neo. mystique says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Sh@neo out of the house. iguana says she is gutted and even gives Sh@neo a clipping of hair from her throat to prove how much she cares. Kid Rock is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Sh@neo leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of iguana clipping the hair from her throat. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of allardini-land in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of allardini-land sounds like but Kid Rock says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Stryke as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Stryke successfully burps not only the National Anthem of allardini-land but also God Save The Queen, So solid jew's one billion hours to go and the theme tune to The Leakest Wink. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Stryke tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Kid Rock and mystique are nominated.
23 - Kid Rock and mystique take their nominations well and sit down with Stryke and iguana to discuss why they voted for them. Stryke keeps quiet but iguana accuses Kid Rock of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred doghnut before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote mystique out of the house and nobody really gives a s***. mystique leaves.
25 - Stryke becomes the first housemate to have a w**k. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Stryke's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a w****r.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of hugglebalooba dung using only a big frying pan. Stryke is unsure but Kid Rock is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Kid Rock breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the hugglebalooba incident from his childhood. iguana tries to persuade him to stay but Stryke sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Kid Rock decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the hugglebalooba dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely p****d on some vegetable wine, made by iguana from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Stryke asks iguana to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Stryke nominates iguana to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does iguana.
30 - When the nomination is announced, iguana graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Stryke is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Stryke takes his £70,000 and runs away to allardini-land. Nobody, including iguana, ever sees him again.
done again!
Stryke
Sh@neo
Kid Rock
jo the girl
Mystique
Iguana
Day 1 - Stryke admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of jo the girl. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, mystique is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Kid Rock later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Sh@neo creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. iguana hits him with a big frying pan.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of bang building out of crap. After much persuasion by Sh@neo, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the bang building task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Kid Rock, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat b*****d in the house, eats half the crap(only food supply). iguana is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the bang building task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Kid Rock farts and blows bang building over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. jo the girl cries.
6 - Sh@neo gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, jo the girl admits that she likes to be spanked on the a** with a big frying pan. Stryke says he never wears condoms because they make his doghnut sore and Sh@neo agrees. mystique goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual b******s. Kid Rock sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Sh@neo.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Stryke goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. iguana and jo the girl are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Stryke.
9 - iguana and jo the girl are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. mystique sings them a song - So solid jew's one billion hours to go - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote jo the girl out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. jo the girl leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with jo the girl's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. mystique has to make do without the cucumber she requested. iguana is visibly depressed and is comforted by Sh@neo, who tries to touch her on her throat.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Sh@neo touching iguana's throat over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Kid Rock refuses to run because his doghnut hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Kid Rock finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. iguana calls Kid Rock a lazy doghnut.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Stryke tells everyone individually that he thinks iguana is a w***e. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. iguana and Sh@neo are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Stryke.
16 - The nominations are announced. iguana can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Sh@neo is equally stunned and turns to iguana for comfort. Kid Rock is distraught and confesses to mystique that he thinks he is in love with Sh@neo. mystique says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Sh@neo out of the house. iguana says she is gutted and even gives Sh@neo a clipping of hair from her throat to prove how much she cares. Kid Rock is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Sh@neo leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of iguana clipping the hair from her throat. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of allardini-land in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of allardini-land sounds like but Kid Rock says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Stryke as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Stryke successfully burps not only the National Anthem of allardini-land but also God Save The Queen, So solid jew's one billion hours to go and the theme tune to The Leakest Wink. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Stryke tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Kid Rock and mystique are nominated.
23 - Kid Rock and mystique take their nominations well and sit down with Stryke and iguana to discuss why they voted for them. Stryke keeps quiet but iguana accuses Kid Rock of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred doghnut before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote mystique out of the house and nobody really gives a s***. mystique leaves.
25 - Stryke becomes the first housemate to have a w**k. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Stryke's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a w****r.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of hugglebalooba dung using only a big frying pan. Stryke is unsure but Kid Rock is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Kid Rock breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the hugglebalooba incident from his childhood. iguana tries to persuade him to stay but Stryke sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Kid Rock decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the hugglebalooba dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely p****d on some vegetable wine, made by iguana from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Stryke asks iguana to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Stryke nominates iguana to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does iguana.
30 - When the nomination is announced, iguana graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Stryke is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Stryke takes his £70,000 and runs away to allardini-land. Nobody, including iguana, ever sees him again.
done again!
What is it with you guys?
The script asks for an intimate part of a woman, and the two of you have chosen THROAT and LEG??
The script asks for an intimate part of a woman, and the two of you have chosen THROAT and LEG??
I resent all this. The villa's in Portugal, for one thing.
:-D
:-D
Everyone realises that this is from a web site where you just put in the names of people you want in it and it does the rest for you.
Still I found it funny the first time
Still I found it funny the first time
I want to be in one of these bigbrother things :(
Heh - nice Allard! Sucks to be voted out first, but what the hey!
So what if shaneo did it today? He stole an old tagline of mine, so here's another one. Featuring:
Stryke
Sh@neo
Kid Rock
jo the girl
Mystique
Iguana
Day 1 - Stryke admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of jo the girl. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, mystique is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Kid Rock later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Sh@neo creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. iguana hits him with a big frying pan.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of bang building out of crap. After much persuasion by Sh@neo, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the bang building task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Kid Rock, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat b*****d in the house, eats half the crap(only food supply). iguana is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the bang building task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Kid Rock farts and blows bang building over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. jo the girl cries.
6 - Sh@neo gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, jo the girl admits that she likes to be spanked on the a** with a big frying pan. Stryke says he never wears condoms because they make his doghnut sore and Sh@neo agrees. mystique goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual b******s. Kid Rock sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Sh@neo.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Stryke goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. iguana and jo the girl are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Stryke.
9 - iguana and jo the girl are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. mystique sings them a song - So solid jew's one billion hours to go - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote jo the girl out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. jo the girl leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with jo the girl's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. mystique has to make do without the cucumber she requested. iguana is visibly depressed and is comforted by Sh@neo, who tries to touch her on her throat.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Sh@neo touching iguana's throat over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Kid Rock refuses to run because his doghnut hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Kid Rock finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. iguana calls Kid Rock a lazy doghnut.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Stryke tells everyone individually that he thinks iguana is a w***e. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. iguana and Sh@neo are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Stryke.
16 - The nominations are announced. iguana can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Sh@neo is equally stunned and turns to iguana for comfort. Kid Rock is distraught and confesses to mystique that he thinks he is in love with Sh@neo. mystique says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Sh@neo out of the house. iguana says she is gutted and even gives Sh@neo a clipping of hair from her throat to prove how much she cares. Kid Rock is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Sh@neo leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of iguana clipping the hair from her throat. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of allardini-land in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of allardini-land sounds like but Kid Rock says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Stryke as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Stryke successfully burps not only the National Anthem of allardini-land but also God Save The Queen, So solid jew's one billion hours to go and the theme tune to The Leakest Wink. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Stryke tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Kid Rock and mystique are nominated.
23 - Kid Rock and mystique take their nominations well and sit down with Stryke and iguana to discuss why they voted for them. Stryke keeps quiet but iguana accuses Kid Rock of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred doghnut before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote mystique out of the house and nobody really gives a s***. mystique leaves.
25 - Stryke becomes the first housemate to have a w**k. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Stryke's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a w****r.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of hugglebalooba dung using only a big frying pan. Stryke is unsure but Kid Rock is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Kid Rock breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the hugglebalooba incident from his childhood. iguana tries to persuade him to stay but Stryke sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Kid Rock decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the hugglebalooba dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely p****d on some vegetable wine, made by iguana from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Stryke asks iguana to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Stryke nominates iguana to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does iguana.
30 - When the nomination is announced, iguana graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Stryke is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Stryke takes his £70,000 and runs away to allardini-land. Nobody, including iguana, ever sees him again.
done again!
Stryke
Sh@neo
Kid Rock
jo the girl
Mystique
Iguana
Day 1 - Stryke admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of jo the girl. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, mystique is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Kid Rock later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Sh@neo creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. iguana hits him with a big frying pan.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of bang building out of crap. After much persuasion by Sh@neo, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the bang building task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Kid Rock, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat b*****d in the house, eats half the crap(only food supply). iguana is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the bang building task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Kid Rock farts and blows bang building over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. jo the girl cries.
6 - Sh@neo gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, jo the girl admits that she likes to be spanked on the a** with a big frying pan. Stryke says he never wears condoms because they make his doghnut sore and Sh@neo agrees. mystique goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual b******s. Kid Rock sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Sh@neo.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Stryke goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. iguana and jo the girl are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Stryke.
9 - iguana and jo the girl are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. mystique sings them a song - So solid jew's one billion hours to go - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote jo the girl out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. jo the girl leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with jo the girl's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. mystique has to make do without the cucumber she requested. iguana is visibly depressed and is comforted by Sh@neo, who tries to touch her on her throat.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Sh@neo touching iguana's throat over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Kid Rock refuses to run because his doghnut hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Kid Rock finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. iguana calls Kid Rock a lazy doghnut.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Stryke tells everyone individually that he thinks iguana is a w***e. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. iguana and Sh@neo are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Stryke.
16 - The nominations are announced. iguana can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Sh@neo is equally stunned and turns to iguana for comfort. Kid Rock is distraught and confesses to mystique that he thinks he is in love with Sh@neo. mystique says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Sh@neo out of the house. iguana says she is gutted and even gives Sh@neo a clipping of hair from her throat to prove how much she cares. Kid Rock is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Sh@neo leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of iguana clipping the hair from her throat. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of allardini-land in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of allardini-land sounds like but Kid Rock says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Stryke as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Stryke successfully burps not only the National Anthem of allardini-land but also God Save The Queen, So solid jew's one billion hours to go and the theme tune to The Leakest Wink. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Stryke tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Kid Rock and mystique are nominated.
23 - Kid Rock and mystique take their nominations well and sit down with Stryke and iguana to discuss why they voted for them. Stryke keeps quiet but iguana accuses Kid Rock of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred doghnut before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote mystique out of the house and nobody really gives a s***. mystique leaves.
25 - Stryke becomes the first housemate to have a w**k. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Stryke's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a w****r.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of hugglebalooba dung using only a big frying pan. Stryke is unsure but Kid Rock is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Kid Rock breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the hugglebalooba incident from his childhood. iguana tries to persuade him to stay but Stryke sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Kid Rock decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the hugglebalooba dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely p****d on some vegetable wine, made by iguana from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Stryke asks iguana to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Stryke nominates iguana to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does iguana.
30 - When the nomination is announced, iguana graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Stryke is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Stryke takes his £70,000 and runs away to allardini-land. Nobody, including iguana, ever sees him again.
done again!