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There was the Emperor himself,Darth Sony at his side, his harsh breathing could be heard by all present, like the grating of a skeleton's arm against a tombstone, repeatedly.
There was Han Solo, freshly defrosted from his carbonisation, with Chew Bacca at his side, representing the Nintendo Alliance.
There Yoda was, secretly representing Sega was he, but people he didn't want to know it, not did he.
Silence descended, except for Darth's breathing, rasping through the smoky atmosphere. "Shut-up, you nit," growled the Emperor, and Darth held his breath.
The Emperor continued: "We are gathered here today to forge an unholy alliance, for we have a new enemy in our midst."
The audience murmured at this, well aware were they that the threat of the X-Box was true and present.
Darth was starting to turn a funny shade of blue, difficult to pull off in a helmet, but he managed it.
"We must join forces, we must repel this X-Box and it's unholiest of founders, the one they call Gates!"
Cheers erupted around the auditorium, arms, tendrils and various other appendages waving about in support.
The Emperor held up his hands for silence. Darth was definately turning blue, everyone could see it now.
"We pledge that we will use all the power at our disposal, both the Dark side and the Good side, to bring Gates to his knees!"
The assembled multitudes were rapturous now, hooked on every word.
Darth slumped forward and with a "Thonk" his head hit the table.
The treaty had been signed, the Alliance of Sony, Nintendo et Sega (SNES for short) had been forged. The battle was due to commence.
Too be continued.......
There was the Emperor himself,Darth Sony at his side, his harsh breathing could be heard by all present, like the grating of a skeleton's arm against a tombstone, repeatedly.
There was Han Solo, freshly defrosted from his carbonisation, with Chew Bacca at his side, representing the Nintendo Alliance.
There Yoda was, secretly representing Sega was he, but people he didn't want to know it, not did he.
Silence descended, except for Darth's breathing, rasping through the smoky atmosphere. "Shut-up, you nit," growled the Emperor, and Darth held his breath.
The Emperor continued: "We are gathered here today to forge an unholy alliance, for we have a new enemy in our midst."
The audience murmured at this, well aware were they that the threat of the X-Box was true and present.
Darth was starting to turn a funny shade of blue, difficult to pull off in a helmet, but he managed it.
"We must join forces, we must repel this X-Box and it's unholiest of founders, the one they call Gates!"
Cheers erupted around the auditorium, arms, tendrils and various other appendages waving about in support.
The Emperor held up his hands for silence. Darth was definately turning blue, everyone could see it now.
"We pledge that we will use all the power at our disposal, both the Dark side and the Good side, to bring Gates to his knees!"
The assembled multitudes were rapturous now, hooked on every word.
Darth slumped forward and with a "Thonk" his head hit the table.
The treaty had been signed, the Alliance of Sony, Nintendo et Sega (SNES for short) had been forged. The battle was due to commence.
Too be continued.......