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Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher stopped working, so she calls a repairman.
Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the cheque. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Doberman, he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet,
Watching the repairman go about his business.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid
Ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the cheque. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Doberman, he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet,
Watching the repairman go about his business.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid
Ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
That wittisism was besotted with mediocrity.
Your website domain homepage is very funny...
..better than that joke which was moderately chuckleable.
Is that a word.. probably not. :-D
..better than that joke which was moderately chuckleable.
Is that a word.. probably not. :-D
I'd say it's more of a 3/5 joke!
it's ok. Try again.
Not so lol-ish. 2 out of 5 on my lol-meter.
Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher stopped working, so she calls a repairman.
Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the cheque. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Doberman, he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet,
Watching the repairman go about his business.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid
Ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the cheque. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Doberman, he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet,
Watching the repairman go about his business.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid
Ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"