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Yep, this is really a true story. I was (un)lucky enough to interview Mattt Hughes on the subject of his wonderful night. Here is what happened...
Nath says:
I had a good night last night.
Matt says:
Hey, you werent the one sleeping with 3 girls lay all over you last night.... was you? No. Feel jealous.
Nath says:
Why was your Mum, Nan, and Sister tired?
Matt says:
Yes
Matt grins.
Nath grins.
Matt says:
Slept round this girls house and I jumped in the bed that they all made when I felt tired (before anyone else) and when they all came to get in I was there.... so they just lay on me.
Nath says:
Heh
Nath says:
Nice fat and soft
Matt says:
The bed... yes.....
Matt says:
Not me
Matt says:
It had like 10 duvets on each other
Matt says:
Then I had 2 duvets on me
Matt says:
And 3 girls
Matt says:
I was squashed
Matt says:
And boiling
Matt says:
But happy
Matt grins
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
You was invited aswell... you didnt turn up man!
Nath says:
Nooooooooo
Nath says:
Oh well
Matt says:
You could've had the other ladies on you
Matt says:
There was 6 others there aswell who couldnt fit on me
Nath grins
Matt says:
So they slept on the floor next to me
Matt says:
But you couldve slept on the floor next to them!
Matt says:
But noooo, im smelly and I dont want to come - Natbuc
Matt says:
They was talking about me too... when I was "asleep"
Matt says:
And feeling my bum and everything
Matt says:
Oh hell yeah
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
Jealous?
Matt says:
They took pics aswell...
Matt says:
They woke me up and then took a photo of me
Matt says:
What a sight
Matt grins
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
But with 3 girls around me... who cares what I looked like
Matt grins
Nath says:
Carry on
Matt says:
Oh and they took photo's of me when I was "asleep" on my own in this room
Matt says:
I was "asleep" and I heard them all coming up and coming in and saying "Aww" and "Get the camera" and then *FLASH* right in my eyes
Matt says:
I was like argh
Matt says:
I gotta try and stay "asleep" though
Matt says:
So I did
Matt grins
Nath says:
Any thing you want to add?
Matt says:
Loads
Matt says:
Oh I had balloons up my top and they took photo's
Matt says:
Me against this girl with fairly big waps
Nath says:
And did anything happen?
Matt says:
They was feeling me up all night when I was "asleep"
Someone walks in.
even better the 2nd time.
< two towers i mean> says:
yawn
Nath says:
Heh heh
Matt says:
And even when I was awake
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
yawn
Matt says:
And when they knew I was awake
Matt says:
Aww.. little nerd who went watch LOTR is jealous
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
little nerd?
Matt says:
Yes, you
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
pff, grow up
Matt says:
Aha
Matt says:
Im happy as I am
Matt says:
I need that finger ASCII art
Matt says:
Damn
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Oh, just got the conversation.
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Nice, you get some then?
Matt says:
ffs
Matt says:
Whats up with you man?
Matt says:
And who the hell are you?
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
er-no
Matt says:
Nope
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
don't even know what I am doing here
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Nope?
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Yes, i am.
Matt says:
er-no then?
Matt says:
Yes
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Leavin now anyways, nuttahs
THE END.
Nath says:
I had a good night last night.
Matt says:
Hey, you werent the one sleeping with 3 girls lay all over you last night.... was you? No. Feel jealous.
Nath says:
Why was your Mum, Nan, and Sister tired?
Matt says:
Yes
Matt grins.
Nath grins.
Matt says:
Slept round this girls house and I jumped in the bed that they all made when I felt tired (before anyone else) and when they all came to get in I was there.... so they just lay on me.
Nath says:
Heh
Nath says:
Nice fat and soft
Matt says:
The bed... yes.....
Matt says:
Not me
Matt says:
It had like 10 duvets on each other
Matt says:
Then I had 2 duvets on me
Matt says:
And 3 girls
Matt says:
I was squashed
Matt says:
And boiling
Matt says:
But happy
Matt grins
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
You was invited aswell... you didnt turn up man!
Nath says:
Nooooooooo
Nath says:
Oh well
Matt says:
You could've had the other ladies on you
Matt says:
There was 6 others there aswell who couldnt fit on me
Nath grins
Matt says:
So they slept on the floor next to me
Matt says:
But you couldve slept on the floor next to them!
Matt says:
But noooo, im smelly and I dont want to come - Natbuc
Matt says:
They was talking about me too... when I was "asleep"
Matt says:
And feeling my bum and everything
Matt says:
Oh hell yeah
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
Jealous?
Matt says:
They took pics aswell...
Matt says:
They woke me up and then took a photo of me
Matt says:
What a sight
Matt grins
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
But with 3 girls around me... who cares what I looked like
Matt grins
Nath says:
Carry on
Matt says:
Oh and they took photo's of me when I was "asleep" on my own in this room
Matt says:
I was "asleep" and I heard them all coming up and coming in and saying "Aww" and "Get the camera" and then *FLASH* right in my eyes
Matt says:
I was like argh
Matt says:
I gotta try and stay "asleep" though
Matt says:
So I did
Matt grins
Nath says:
Any thing you want to add?
Matt says:
Loads
Matt says:
Oh I had balloons up my top and they took photo's
Matt says:
Me against this girl with fairly big waps
Nath says:
And did anything happen?
Matt says:
They was feeling me up all night when I was "asleep"
Someone walks in.
even better the 2nd time.
< two towers i mean> says:
yawn
Nath says:
Heh heh
Matt says:
And even when I was awake
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
yawn
Matt says:
And when they knew I was awake
Matt says:
Aww.. little nerd who went watch LOTR is jealous
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
little nerd?
Matt says:
Yes, you
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
pff, grow up
Matt says:
Aha
Matt says:
Im happy as I am
Matt says:
I need that finger ASCII art
Matt says:
Damn
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Oh, just got the conversation.
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Nice, you get some then?
Matt says:
ffs
Matt says:
Whats up with you man?
Matt says:
And who the hell are you?
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
er-no
Matt says:
Nope
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
don't even know what I am doing here
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Nope?
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Yes, i am.
Matt says:
er-no then?
Matt says:
Yes
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Leavin now anyways, nuttahs
THE END.
Dunno. Apparently not.
So he didn't get laid?
Yep, this is really a true story. I was (un)lucky enough to interview Mattt Hughes on the subject of his wonderful night. Here is what happened...
Nath says:
I had a good night last night.
Matt says:
Hey, you werent the one sleeping with 3 girls lay all over you last night.... was you? No. Feel jealous.
Nath says:
Why was your Mum, Nan, and Sister tired?
Matt says:
Yes
Matt grins.
Nath grins.
Matt says:
Slept round this girls house and I jumped in the bed that they all made when I felt tired (before anyone else) and when they all came to get in I was there.... so they just lay on me.
Nath says:
Heh
Nath says:
Nice fat and soft
Matt says:
The bed... yes.....
Matt says:
Not me
Matt says:
It had like 10 duvets on each other
Matt says:
Then I had 2 duvets on me
Matt says:
And 3 girls
Matt says:
I was squashed
Matt says:
And boiling
Matt says:
But happy
Matt grins
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
You was invited aswell... you didnt turn up man!
Nath says:
Nooooooooo
Nath says:
Oh well
Matt says:
You could've had the other ladies on you
Matt says:
There was 6 others there aswell who couldnt fit on me
Nath grins
Matt says:
So they slept on the floor next to me
Matt says:
But you couldve slept on the floor next to them!
Matt says:
But noooo, im smelly and I dont want to come - Natbuc
Matt says:
They was talking about me too... when I was "asleep"
Matt says:
And feeling my bum and everything
Matt says:
Oh hell yeah
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
Jealous?
Matt says:
They took pics aswell...
Matt says:
They woke me up and then took a photo of me
Matt says:
What a sight
Matt grins
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
But with 3 girls around me... who cares what I looked like
Matt grins
Nath says:
Carry on
Matt says:
Oh and they took photo's of me when I was "asleep" on my own in this room
Matt says:
I was "asleep" and I heard them all coming up and coming in and saying "Aww" and "Get the camera" and then *FLASH* right in my eyes
Matt says:
I was like argh
Matt says:
I gotta try and stay "asleep" though
Matt says:
So I did
Matt grins
Nath says:
Any thing you want to add?
Matt says:
Loads
Matt says:
Oh I had balloons up my top and they took photo's
Matt says:
Me against this girl with fairly big waps
Nath says:
And did anything happen?
Matt says:
They was feeling me up all night when I was "asleep"
Someone walks in.
even better the 2nd time.
< two towers i mean> says:
yawn
Nath says:
Heh heh
Matt says:
And even when I was awake
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
yawn
Matt says:
And when they knew I was awake
Matt says:
Aww.. little nerd who went watch LOTR is jealous
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
little nerd?
Matt says:
Yes, you
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
pff, grow up
Matt says:
Aha
Matt says:
Im happy as I am
Matt says:
I need that finger ASCII art
Matt says:
Damn
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Oh, just got the conversation.
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Nice, you get some then?
Matt says:
ffs
Matt says:
Whats up with you man?
Matt says:
And who the hell are you?
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
er-no
Matt says:
Nope
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
don't even know what I am doing here
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Nope?
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Yes, i am.
Matt says:
er-no then?
Matt says:
Yes
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Leavin now anyways, nuttahs
THE END.
Nath says:
I had a good night last night.
Matt says:
Hey, you werent the one sleeping with 3 girls lay all over you last night.... was you? No. Feel jealous.
Nath says:
Why was your Mum, Nan, and Sister tired?
Matt says:
Yes
Matt grins.
Nath grins.
Matt says:
Slept round this girls house and I jumped in the bed that they all made when I felt tired (before anyone else) and when they all came to get in I was there.... so they just lay on me.
Nath says:
Heh
Nath says:
Nice fat and soft
Matt says:
The bed... yes.....
Matt says:
Not me
Matt says:
It had like 10 duvets on each other
Matt says:
Then I had 2 duvets on me
Matt says:
And 3 girls
Matt says:
I was squashed
Matt says:
And boiling
Matt says:
But happy
Matt grins
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
You was invited aswell... you didnt turn up man!
Nath says:
Nooooooooo
Nath says:
Oh well
Matt says:
You could've had the other ladies on you
Matt says:
There was 6 others there aswell who couldnt fit on me
Nath grins
Matt says:
So they slept on the floor next to me
Matt says:
But you couldve slept on the floor next to them!
Matt says:
But noooo, im smelly and I dont want to come - Natbuc
Matt says:
They was talking about me too... when I was "asleep"
Matt says:
And feeling my bum and everything
Matt says:
Oh hell yeah
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
Jealous?
Matt says:
They took pics aswell...
Matt says:
They woke me up and then took a photo of me
Matt says:
What a sight
Matt grins
Nath says:
Heh
Matt says:
But with 3 girls around me... who cares what I looked like
Matt grins
Nath says:
Carry on
Matt says:
Oh and they took photo's of me when I was "asleep" on my own in this room
Matt says:
I was "asleep" and I heard them all coming up and coming in and saying "Aww" and "Get the camera" and then *FLASH* right in my eyes
Matt says:
I was like argh
Matt says:
I gotta try and stay "asleep" though
Matt says:
So I did
Matt grins
Nath says:
Any thing you want to add?
Matt says:
Loads
Matt says:
Oh I had balloons up my top and they took photo's
Matt says:
Me against this girl with fairly big waps
Nath says:
And did anything happen?
Matt says:
They was feeling me up all night when I was "asleep"
Someone walks in.
even better the 2nd time.
< two towers i mean> says:
yawn
Nath says:
Heh heh
Matt says:
And even when I was awake
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
yawn
Matt says:
And when they knew I was awake
Matt says:
Aww.. little nerd who went watch LOTR is jealous
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
little nerd?
Matt says:
Yes, you
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
pff, grow up
Matt says:
Aha
Matt says:
Im happy as I am
Matt says:
I need that finger ASCII art
Matt says:
Damn
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Oh, just got the conversation.
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Nice, you get some then?
Matt says:
ffs
Matt says:
Whats up with you man?
Matt says:
And who the hell are you?
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
er-no
Matt says:
Nope
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
don't even know what I am doing here
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Nope?
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Yes, i am.
Matt says:
er-no then?
Matt says:
Yes
even better the 2nd time. < two towers i mean> says:
Leavin now anyways, nuttahs
THE END.