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Welcome back to Burnout, and what an amazing week it’s been. We’ve seen new champions, new wrestlers and new matches, and it’s finally come down to this. This, is surely the biggest match in the history of the WWF Forum. It will be Kane (Starlight), Rikishi (AfroJoe), The Undertaker (Jetster) and Chris Jericho (Scott), battling it out for Kane’s WWF Forum Championship. A 4-Way match between these men would be big enough, but another stipulation has been added. It will take place in a Hell In A Cell. The unforgiving cell will most likely cause bloody and battered bodies, but lets hope it doesn’t cause any serious injury. This match will be written by 4 writers in this order; Ant, Rickoss, Cong Man and Grandprix, and you will see the person’s name at the end of their segment, and then the next writer’s part shall begin. Here we go then, a 4-Way HIAC Match for the WWF Forum Championship, the last match of what has been a brilliant PPV extravaganza.
(Rikishi’s music hits) A great ovation as the former Too Cool music hits, for the man who last week defeated Mankind (IB) for the right to be in this match, Rikishi (AfroJoe)!! He looks up at the Cell for a few moments, before stepping into the ring, and possibly the most important and dangerous match of his career. He has already won a tag team no.1 contenders match here at Burnout with fellow New DX member Booker T (Barker), so can he continue this winning run?
“DONG!! Dead man walking…ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!!” The crowd erupt with boos and jeers as the evil KOTR Champion The Undertaker rides down to the ring. Last week he was beaten in a Cage match by his brother Kane, mainly thanks to a beating from the New DX. This was thanks to interfering in HHH (Ant)’s match, and turning on his former tag team partner. He’ll be looking for revenge on New DX member Rikishi (AJ), as well as the man who gave him a Tombstone Piledriver after the match, Kane. He steps into the Cell, the referees keeping him and the Phat man apart.
“5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!! C’MON!! YEAH!! BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!” Chris Jericho (Scott) finally turns to face the ring, his arms held high in the air. Last week he teamed with Team Canada to take on the New DX, so he and Rikishi already have their own issues to settle. He cockily struts to the ring, occasionally showing his muscles off to members of the crowd. He looks up at the cell and gulps, before going in.
“BOOM!!” The whole arena turns red as the audience go wild for their WWF Forum Champion, Kane (Starlight)!! He slowly paces to the ring, his belt around his waist. He pulls up his gloves and doesn’t hesitate to get into the ring, where he lifts his arms and-Undertaker from behind taking him down with a hard shot to the back!! DING DING DING!!
In what seems an unusual course of action for this sort of match, Chris Jericho and Rikishi lock up in the middle of the ring, while Taker brings Kane outside of the ring. He smashes his face against the unforgiving cell, and rubs as hard as he can!! Kane screams in pain, his supposedly burnt face only protected by that thin mask. Undertaker is a vicious monster as he throws Kane hard into the cell! Kane staggers back, where Taker sets him up for a Backdrop Suplex. It’s countered as Kane slides off, and he shoves his brother shoulder-first into the ring post.
Meanwhile, Jericho whips Rikishi into the ropes and scores with a dropkick, before following it up with a couple of elbow drops. He heads to the second rope, and-oooohhh!! Kane was climbing into the ring using the ropes, and Jericho fell on the turnbuckle. Kane sees this and decides to take the opportunity, by using his strength and throwing Jericho almost the full way of the ring! Now Kane climbs to the top rope, the crowd know what’s coming! But Undertaker comes from nowhere and grabs him by the throat!! No!! SMASH!!! CHOKESLAM ONTO THE CELL!! UNDERTAKER JUST CHOKESLAMMED THE FORUM CHAMPION FROM THE TOP ROPE, ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE AND ONTO THE HARD CAGE THAT SURROUNDS THEM!!
Undertaker (Jetster) smiles evilly, but he’s stopped in his tracks as Rikishi (Afrojoe) backs his behind up, slamming Taker into the cell!! Rikishi picks up Taker, grabs him by the arm and then pulls him towards his shoulder, causing damage to the Taker’s midsection. Kane (Starlight) is still down, and Jericho’s managed to toss him into the ring where a ref is waiting, the cover! 1…2…and Kane kicked out!! Amazing!! And now he’s sat up!! Jericho (Scott) can’t believe it, and he tries to build momentum by bouncing off the ropes, but he’s caught by Kane who executes a massive Sidewalk Slam!! You could hear the echo around the arena as Jericho’s body slammed into the canvas!
Kane now sees The Undertaker slogging it out with Rikishi on the outside, and slowly but steadily begins to climb once again to the top rope!! The crowd begin to cheer, as Kane leaps off looking for a Flying Clothesline!! WHAM!! TAKER REVERSED, TOSSING KANE INTO THE CELL, WHICH BROKE UNDERNEATH THE FORCE!! Undertaker saw what was coming and used amazing strength and versatility to throw Kane over his head and into one portion of the cell, which was ripped off due to the weight of Kane!! I don’t believe it!! They can now get out of the Cell!! This is a bad omen for all four superstars, surely!?
-Ant
The Undertaker (Jetster) lunges himself at Y2J (Scott) with a huge clothesline, knocking him to the cold canvas. Undertaker starts to lash out on the living legend, Y2J, in the form of hard stomping to the chest. Taker knee drops Jericho and applies a choke hold. The ref runs to Y2J and after 4 breaks the hold. Undertaker picks up Jericho and hauls him over to the rope. “OLD SCHOOL!” Taker grasps Y2J’s arm tightly as he reaches the summit of the turnbuckle. But just as the Undertaker is about to jump from the rope, Rikishi (Afro Joe) runs at rope, causing The Undertaker to fall, hanging him in the nether regions! Rikishi goes for the pin, which is broken up by Jericho after the count of 1.
Jericho and Rikishi slug it out as Kane (Starlight) slowly makes his way into the ring after the huge impact on the steel cell. Jericho gets the upper hand and delivers a clothesline to the phat man. Kane goes for the cover on Undertaker whilst Rikishi and Y2J are busy. 1… 2… Kick out by The Undertaker after the two count! A near fall for our current Champion. Jericho runs off the ropes and executes his modified bulldog on Rikishi. Kane drags himself to his feet and stalks the Undertaker. The American Badass gets to his feet and Kane viciously grasps his throat! Taker punches his way out and runs off the rope. Kane pulls the rope down and Taker goes flying out of the ring! Kane follows Taker outside.
Jericho (Scott) throws Rikishi (Afro Joe) off the rope and hits a drop toe hold. Y2J pins Rikishi but at the count of two changes it into the Walls of Jericho! Rikishi is screaming in pain as the living legend applies the hold ever tighter! Meanwhile outside Kane (Starlight) and the Undertaker (Jetster) are slugging it out. Kane gets the upper hand and gives the KOTR Champion a bit of his own medicine by crushing his face against the hard steel cell! Rikishi and Undertaker are both screaming in pain as Y2J and Kane punish them! Rikishi has started to bleed at the mouth from the pressure! His back could break at any second! Kane slams Undertakers head off the steel cell and he recoils and stumbles backwards. Before Kane can get hold of him, the Undertaker starts to climb the huge cell!
For some reason Kane looking under the ring for something and emerges with a table!! Kane follows his brother up the cell with a table in hand! Inside the ring Rikishi is trying to get to the rope desperately! Eventually he gets to the rope so Y2J must break the hold. Rikishi rolls out of the ring to get a breather after that hellacious submission hold applied by Jericho, wise move by Rikishi! Jericho gets on the top rope and stalks Rikishi who is outside the ring. Rikishi turns round, not knowing what’s going on and “WHAM”, he’s hit with a missile dropkick out of the ring! As Kane reaches the summit of the cell, Undertaker starts to stomp on him, trying to hit him off the cell!! Kane gets up nevertheless and gets hit down with a clothesline. Undertaker starts to stomp on Kane, crushing his back onto the hard steel cell. Taker delivers a leg drop to his scarred brother. Undertaker picks up Kane but Kane throws a few right hands at him so he backs off and then runs at him, executing his signature DDT!
Jericho (Scott) throws Rikishi (Afro Joe) into the ring and goes for the cover after that huge missile dropkick! 1… 2… Rope break! Rikishi just got his foot on the rope before three! Y2J runs at the rope LIONSAULT! Cover by Jericho! 1… 2… Shoulder up! Another near fall! Kane (Starlight) struggles to get to his feet but he eventually does, just to be hit down again with a clothesline from the KOTR Champion (Jetster)! The Taker viciously stomps on our current Champion with all his might and then picks him up and starts to deliver hard right hands to his face. Kane blocks Takers punch and hit the KOTR Champion with some right hands of his own followed by a hard grasp to the throat! Kane is going for the chokeslam! But Undertaker punches him in the chest twice and gets him up for a Last Ride! Taker is facing the outside!! Taker lifts up Kane but falls off the cell!!! HE’S GONE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCES TABLE FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL! BOTH HAVE BEEN BUSTED OPEN BAD!
-RiCkOsS
Things are looking good for Y2J (Scott) as he stands in the ring looking at Rikishi (Afro Joe), struggling to get to his feet on the outside and Undertaker (Jetster) and Kane (Starlight) lying in the wreckage of what used to be an announcers table. Rikishi gets himself back to a vertical base, but he is holding his back and struggling to move. No mercy from Chris Jericho though who bounces of the ropes and hits a suicide dive between the second and third ropes, which not only wipes out Rikishi but also busts Jericho himself wide open as his head goes crashing into the unforgiving steel!
A pair of referees are at the announcers’ table checking on the condition of The Undertaker and Kane, but neither man has moved a muscle since crashing into the table from the top of the cell. “OH MY GOD!” Screams Jim Ross as Kane suddenly sits bolt upright. Kane gets back to his feet and almost in a trance makes his way back into the cage. Chris Jericho picks himself up, he’s bleeding profusely from a gaping wound on his head, he groggily rolls into the ring and pulls himself back on to a vertical base using the ropes, turning just in time to see The Big Red Machine come running at him, running DDT!!! Kane makes the cover 1 2 KICK OUT!!! Chris Jericho just barely kicked out!
Meanwhile the referees have called for a stretcher and are helping the Undertaker on to it. The crowd has gone eerily quiet as genuine concern over The Undertaker’s condition begins to mount. The medics have taker on the stretcher and are carrying him to the back, he hasn’t moved a millimetre since he came crashing off the top of the cell, through the announcers table!
Back in the ring Kane throws Jericho over the top rope and to the floor, but turns just in time to see Rikishi’s rear-end hurtling towards him and crushing him against the corner! The crowd erupts as Rikishi pushes his hands up! He turns and sees Kane slump into the corner. Stinkface! Stinkface! Stinkface!!! But here comes Jericho he goes for the running drop kick but Rikishi moves and Jericho catches Kane full in the face. Rikishi immediately grabs Jericho and whips him to the other corner, he follows in with his backside again and, yes we’re going to see another stinkface! Stinkface to Jericho! Jericho looks like he’s going to vomit!
Rikishi’s celebration is short-lived though as he turns just in time to get Kane’s Big Red Boot right in his face! Kane drags Rikishi back to his feet and shoves his head between his legs. Kane draws his thumb back across his throat. Surely he’s not? Yes he is! He’s going for a powerbomb!!! But he can’t get the phat man up! Rikishi counter and... Rikishi driver on Kane! Rikishi is about to make the cover when...
LOOK!!! There on the ramp! The Undertaker (Jetster) is making his way back to the ring! He’s clutching at his neck, but he obviously didn’t want to see his opportunity slip away. He makes his way through the hole in the cage and back into the ring. Rikishi (AfroJoe) goes straight for him, but Deadman Inc grabs him by the throat, CHOKESLAM!!! To the 350 pound Samoan! Chris Jericho (Scott) now runs at the Undertaker and goes for a flying cross-body, but ‘Taker catches him in mid-air. Undertaker has Chris Jericho in his arms and in a great display of strength raises him up onto his shoulder Tombstone Piledriver! Undertaker folds Jericho’s arms across his chest and the referee makes the count 1 2 Where’s the referee gone? Kane (Starlight) just pulled him out the ring! ‘Taker had Jericho beat!
What’s this now? Vince McMahon has come sprinting down to the ring with a chair in his hands! Chair shot to Kane, The Big Red Machine goes down! Chair Shot to The Undertaker! Deadman Inc goes down clutching at his neck! Chair shot to Rikishi! The big man slumps on to his back! Chair shot to Jericho! Kane sits back up though...chair shot to Kane! The Big Red Machine collapses again. The fans are booing Vince wildly. Vince holds up his chair revealing the letters N-W and O painted on to the underneath of it. Vince exits the ring and heads to the back.
“What was that all about?” questions Jim Ross as the fans continue booing. “Erm, erm, erm” stutters the King as he desperately tries to find a way to fill the dead air-time.
-Cong-
Well, all 4 wrestlers are down and look a bloody mess. Kane (Starlight) has visible cuts on the arm; Taker (Jetster), Rikishi (Afrojoe) and Jericho (Scott) all have head wounds after the chair shots and previous incidents. Rikishi is moving first and stumbles out of the ring. Kane is next up with what has been an amazing display of resilience. He follows Rikishi outside the ring. Rikishi spots Kane and is escaping by climbing the cell! Jericho sees Kane and follows him. Taker follows all three of them outside the ring. They are all climbing the cell! This is going to end in tears!
Rikishi (Afrojoe) can barely walk and has no idea where he is. Kane (Starlight) looks focused. Taker (Jetster) is really struggling and Jericho (Scott) looks weary. Rikishi is caught with numerous hard rights by Kane. Jericho sees Taker and sees a great opportunity to win this. Taker makes it up the cell after great difficulty, Jericho bides his time… BULLDOG! Taker’s head bounced off the metal supports holding the cell together!
All 4 are on their feet and are on the same section of cell. Kane grabs Rikishi’s throat… CHOKESLAM!!! WHAT AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF STRENGTH!! NO! THE SECTION OF CELL COLLAPSED SENDING ALL 4 BACK TO THE RING!!!!! Hold on! Kane is hanging on to the cell! Taker and Rikishi are motionless, Jericho is crawling over to Taker.
Kane is losing his grip. He falls!!!! Kane converted the fall into an elbow drop on Taker! Kane leaves the arm there so it’s a cover. Jericho also manages to get an arm on Taker! It’s a double cover!! 1… 2… 3!!!!! WHO’S WON? The ref was focusing on the shoulders! The ref can’t call it! The announcer is waiting for the result. It looks like the ref is calling for a replay! The ref is being ushered to the back to view a private replay. The crowd are silent. Who is champion?
The ref is returning! He walks up to the announcer.
“THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND… STILL WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION FORUM CHAMPION, KANE!!!!”
Well, how did the ref come to that decision? Okay, it looks like we all have a replay to view. Kane falls and does an elbow drop. He leaves the arm there. Jericho covers at the same time. 1… 2… KANE REMOVED JERICHO’S ARM!!! KANE IS THE WINNER! WHAT AN END TO AN EXHILARATING MATCH AND AN AMAZING PPV!!!!
WINNER: KANE (STARLIGHT)
-Grandprix-
I would like to acknowledge everyone’s efforts during the PPV. I think everyone would agree that we have out done ourselves with some amazing bits of writing. I hope everyone enjoyed the matches and lets hope all our PPV’s are this spectacular. Well done to everyone!
(Rikishi’s music hits) A great ovation as the former Too Cool music hits, for the man who last week defeated Mankind (IB) for the right to be in this match, Rikishi (AfroJoe)!! He looks up at the Cell for a few moments, before stepping into the ring, and possibly the most important and dangerous match of his career. He has already won a tag team no.1 contenders match here at Burnout with fellow New DX member Booker T (Barker), so can he continue this winning run?
“DONG!! Dead man walking…ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!!” The crowd erupt with boos and jeers as the evil KOTR Champion The Undertaker rides down to the ring. Last week he was beaten in a Cage match by his brother Kane, mainly thanks to a beating from the New DX. This was thanks to interfering in HHH (Ant)’s match, and turning on his former tag team partner. He’ll be looking for revenge on New DX member Rikishi (AJ), as well as the man who gave him a Tombstone Piledriver after the match, Kane. He steps into the Cell, the referees keeping him and the Phat man apart.
“5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!! C’MON!! YEAH!! BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!” Chris Jericho (Scott) finally turns to face the ring, his arms held high in the air. Last week he teamed with Team Canada to take on the New DX, so he and Rikishi already have their own issues to settle. He cockily struts to the ring, occasionally showing his muscles off to members of the crowd. He looks up at the cell and gulps, before going in.
“BOOM!!” The whole arena turns red as the audience go wild for their WWF Forum Champion, Kane (Starlight)!! He slowly paces to the ring, his belt around his waist. He pulls up his gloves and doesn’t hesitate to get into the ring, where he lifts his arms and-Undertaker from behind taking him down with a hard shot to the back!! DING DING DING!!
In what seems an unusual course of action for this sort of match, Chris Jericho and Rikishi lock up in the middle of the ring, while Taker brings Kane outside of the ring. He smashes his face against the unforgiving cell, and rubs as hard as he can!! Kane screams in pain, his supposedly burnt face only protected by that thin mask. Undertaker is a vicious monster as he throws Kane hard into the cell! Kane staggers back, where Taker sets him up for a Backdrop Suplex. It’s countered as Kane slides off, and he shoves his brother shoulder-first into the ring post.
Meanwhile, Jericho whips Rikishi into the ropes and scores with a dropkick, before following it up with a couple of elbow drops. He heads to the second rope, and-oooohhh!! Kane was climbing into the ring using the ropes, and Jericho fell on the turnbuckle. Kane sees this and decides to take the opportunity, by using his strength and throwing Jericho almost the full way of the ring! Now Kane climbs to the top rope, the crowd know what’s coming! But Undertaker comes from nowhere and grabs him by the throat!! No!! SMASH!!! CHOKESLAM ONTO THE CELL!! UNDERTAKER JUST CHOKESLAMMED THE FORUM CHAMPION FROM THE TOP ROPE, ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE AND ONTO THE HARD CAGE THAT SURROUNDS THEM!!
Undertaker (Jetster) smiles evilly, but he’s stopped in his tracks as Rikishi (Afrojoe) backs his behind up, slamming Taker into the cell!! Rikishi picks up Taker, grabs him by the arm and then pulls him towards his shoulder, causing damage to the Taker’s midsection. Kane (Starlight) is still down, and Jericho’s managed to toss him into the ring where a ref is waiting, the cover! 1…2…and Kane kicked out!! Amazing!! And now he’s sat up!! Jericho (Scott) can’t believe it, and he tries to build momentum by bouncing off the ropes, but he’s caught by Kane who executes a massive Sidewalk Slam!! You could hear the echo around the arena as Jericho’s body slammed into the canvas!
Kane now sees The Undertaker slogging it out with Rikishi on the outside, and slowly but steadily begins to climb once again to the top rope!! The crowd begin to cheer, as Kane leaps off looking for a Flying Clothesline!! WHAM!! TAKER REVERSED, TOSSING KANE INTO THE CELL, WHICH BROKE UNDERNEATH THE FORCE!! Undertaker saw what was coming and used amazing strength and versatility to throw Kane over his head and into one portion of the cell, which was ripped off due to the weight of Kane!! I don’t believe it!! They can now get out of the Cell!! This is a bad omen for all four superstars, surely!?
-Ant
The Undertaker (Jetster) lunges himself at Y2J (Scott) with a huge clothesline, knocking him to the cold canvas. Undertaker starts to lash out on the living legend, Y2J, in the form of hard stomping to the chest. Taker knee drops Jericho and applies a choke hold. The ref runs to Y2J and after 4 breaks the hold. Undertaker picks up Jericho and hauls him over to the rope. “OLD SCHOOL!” Taker grasps Y2J’s arm tightly as he reaches the summit of the turnbuckle. But just as the Undertaker is about to jump from the rope, Rikishi (Afro Joe) runs at rope, causing The Undertaker to fall, hanging him in the nether regions! Rikishi goes for the pin, which is broken up by Jericho after the count of 1.
Jericho and Rikishi slug it out as Kane (Starlight) slowly makes his way into the ring after the huge impact on the steel cell. Jericho gets the upper hand and delivers a clothesline to the phat man. Kane goes for the cover on Undertaker whilst Rikishi and Y2J are busy. 1… 2… Kick out by The Undertaker after the two count! A near fall for our current Champion. Jericho runs off the ropes and executes his modified bulldog on Rikishi. Kane drags himself to his feet and stalks the Undertaker. The American Badass gets to his feet and Kane viciously grasps his throat! Taker punches his way out and runs off the rope. Kane pulls the rope down and Taker goes flying out of the ring! Kane follows Taker outside.
Jericho (Scott) throws Rikishi (Afro Joe) off the rope and hits a drop toe hold. Y2J pins Rikishi but at the count of two changes it into the Walls of Jericho! Rikishi is screaming in pain as the living legend applies the hold ever tighter! Meanwhile outside Kane (Starlight) and the Undertaker (Jetster) are slugging it out. Kane gets the upper hand and gives the KOTR Champion a bit of his own medicine by crushing his face against the hard steel cell! Rikishi and Undertaker are both screaming in pain as Y2J and Kane punish them! Rikishi has started to bleed at the mouth from the pressure! His back could break at any second! Kane slams Undertakers head off the steel cell and he recoils and stumbles backwards. Before Kane can get hold of him, the Undertaker starts to climb the huge cell!
For some reason Kane looking under the ring for something and emerges with a table!! Kane follows his brother up the cell with a table in hand! Inside the ring Rikishi is trying to get to the rope desperately! Eventually he gets to the rope so Y2J must break the hold. Rikishi rolls out of the ring to get a breather after that hellacious submission hold applied by Jericho, wise move by Rikishi! Jericho gets on the top rope and stalks Rikishi who is outside the ring. Rikishi turns round, not knowing what’s going on and “WHAM”, he’s hit with a missile dropkick out of the ring! As Kane reaches the summit of the cell, Undertaker starts to stomp on him, trying to hit him off the cell!! Kane gets up nevertheless and gets hit down with a clothesline. Undertaker starts to stomp on Kane, crushing his back onto the hard steel cell. Taker delivers a leg drop to his scarred brother. Undertaker picks up Kane but Kane throws a few right hands at him so he backs off and then runs at him, executing his signature DDT!
Jericho (Scott) throws Rikishi (Afro Joe) into the ring and goes for the cover after that huge missile dropkick! 1… 2… Rope break! Rikishi just got his foot on the rope before three! Y2J runs at the rope LIONSAULT! Cover by Jericho! 1… 2… Shoulder up! Another near fall! Kane (Starlight) struggles to get to his feet but he eventually does, just to be hit down again with a clothesline from the KOTR Champion (Jetster)! The Taker viciously stomps on our current Champion with all his might and then picks him up and starts to deliver hard right hands to his face. Kane blocks Takers punch and hit the KOTR Champion with some right hands of his own followed by a hard grasp to the throat! Kane is going for the chokeslam! But Undertaker punches him in the chest twice and gets him up for a Last Ride! Taker is facing the outside!! Taker lifts up Kane but falls off the cell!!! HE’S GONE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCES TABLE FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL! BOTH HAVE BEEN BUSTED OPEN BAD!
-RiCkOsS
Things are looking good for Y2J (Scott) as he stands in the ring looking at Rikishi (Afro Joe), struggling to get to his feet on the outside and Undertaker (Jetster) and Kane (Starlight) lying in the wreckage of what used to be an announcers table. Rikishi gets himself back to a vertical base, but he is holding his back and struggling to move. No mercy from Chris Jericho though who bounces of the ropes and hits a suicide dive between the second and third ropes, which not only wipes out Rikishi but also busts Jericho himself wide open as his head goes crashing into the unforgiving steel!
A pair of referees are at the announcers’ table checking on the condition of The Undertaker and Kane, but neither man has moved a muscle since crashing into the table from the top of the cell. “OH MY GOD!” Screams Jim Ross as Kane suddenly sits bolt upright. Kane gets back to his feet and almost in a trance makes his way back into the cage. Chris Jericho picks himself up, he’s bleeding profusely from a gaping wound on his head, he groggily rolls into the ring and pulls himself back on to a vertical base using the ropes, turning just in time to see The Big Red Machine come running at him, running DDT!!! Kane makes the cover 1 2 KICK OUT!!! Chris Jericho just barely kicked out!
Meanwhile the referees have called for a stretcher and are helping the Undertaker on to it. The crowd has gone eerily quiet as genuine concern over The Undertaker’s condition begins to mount. The medics have taker on the stretcher and are carrying him to the back, he hasn’t moved a millimetre since he came crashing off the top of the cell, through the announcers table!
Back in the ring Kane throws Jericho over the top rope and to the floor, but turns just in time to see Rikishi’s rear-end hurtling towards him and crushing him against the corner! The crowd erupts as Rikishi pushes his hands up! He turns and sees Kane slump into the corner. Stinkface! Stinkface! Stinkface!!! But here comes Jericho he goes for the running drop kick but Rikishi moves and Jericho catches Kane full in the face. Rikishi immediately grabs Jericho and whips him to the other corner, he follows in with his backside again and, yes we’re going to see another stinkface! Stinkface to Jericho! Jericho looks like he’s going to vomit!
Rikishi’s celebration is short-lived though as he turns just in time to get Kane’s Big Red Boot right in his face! Kane drags Rikishi back to his feet and shoves his head between his legs. Kane draws his thumb back across his throat. Surely he’s not? Yes he is! He’s going for a powerbomb!!! But he can’t get the phat man up! Rikishi counter and... Rikishi driver on Kane! Rikishi is about to make the cover when...
LOOK!!! There on the ramp! The Undertaker (Jetster) is making his way back to the ring! He’s clutching at his neck, but he obviously didn’t want to see his opportunity slip away. He makes his way through the hole in the cage and back into the ring. Rikishi (AfroJoe) goes straight for him, but Deadman Inc grabs him by the throat, CHOKESLAM!!! To the 350 pound Samoan! Chris Jericho (Scott) now runs at the Undertaker and goes for a flying cross-body, but ‘Taker catches him in mid-air. Undertaker has Chris Jericho in his arms and in a great display of strength raises him up onto his shoulder Tombstone Piledriver! Undertaker folds Jericho’s arms across his chest and the referee makes the count 1 2 Where’s the referee gone? Kane (Starlight) just pulled him out the ring! ‘Taker had Jericho beat!
What’s this now? Vince McMahon has come sprinting down to the ring with a chair in his hands! Chair shot to Kane, The Big Red Machine goes down! Chair Shot to The Undertaker! Deadman Inc goes down clutching at his neck! Chair shot to Rikishi! The big man slumps on to his back! Chair shot to Jericho! Kane sits back up though...chair shot to Kane! The Big Red Machine collapses again. The fans are booing Vince wildly. Vince holds up his chair revealing the letters N-W and O painted on to the underneath of it. Vince exits the ring and heads to the back.
“What was that all about?” questions Jim Ross as the fans continue booing. “Erm, erm, erm” stutters the King as he desperately tries to find a way to fill the dead air-time.
-Cong-
Well, all 4 wrestlers are down and look a bloody mess. Kane (Starlight) has visible cuts on the arm; Taker (Jetster), Rikishi (Afrojoe) and Jericho (Scott) all have head wounds after the chair shots and previous incidents. Rikishi is moving first and stumbles out of the ring. Kane is next up with what has been an amazing display of resilience. He follows Rikishi outside the ring. Rikishi spots Kane and is escaping by climbing the cell! Jericho sees Kane and follows him. Taker follows all three of them outside the ring. They are all climbing the cell! This is going to end in tears!
Rikishi (Afrojoe) can barely walk and has no idea where he is. Kane (Starlight) looks focused. Taker (Jetster) is really struggling and Jericho (Scott) looks weary. Rikishi is caught with numerous hard rights by Kane. Jericho sees Taker and sees a great opportunity to win this. Taker makes it up the cell after great difficulty, Jericho bides his time… BULLDOG! Taker’s head bounced off the metal supports holding the cell together!
All 4 are on their feet and are on the same section of cell. Kane grabs Rikishi’s throat… CHOKESLAM!!! WHAT AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF STRENGTH!! NO! THE SECTION OF CELL COLLAPSED SENDING ALL 4 BACK TO THE RING!!!!! Hold on! Kane is hanging on to the cell! Taker and Rikishi are motionless, Jericho is crawling over to Taker.
Kane is losing his grip. He falls!!!! Kane converted the fall into an elbow drop on Taker! Kane leaves the arm there so it’s a cover. Jericho also manages to get an arm on Taker! It’s a double cover!! 1… 2… 3!!!!! WHO’S WON? The ref was focusing on the shoulders! The ref can’t call it! The announcer is waiting for the result. It looks like the ref is calling for a replay! The ref is being ushered to the back to view a private replay. The crowd are silent. Who is champion?
The ref is returning! He walks up to the announcer.
“THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND… STILL WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION FORUM CHAMPION, KANE!!!!”
Well, how did the ref come to that decision? Okay, it looks like we all have a replay to view. Kane falls and does an elbow drop. He leaves the arm there. Jericho covers at the same time. 1… 2… KANE REMOVED JERICHO’S ARM!!! KANE IS THE WINNER! WHAT AN END TO AN EXHILARATING MATCH AND AN AMAZING PPV!!!!
WINNER: KANE (STARLIGHT)
-Grandprix-
I would like to acknowledge everyone’s efforts during the PPV. I think everyone would agree that we have out done ourselves with some amazing bits of writing. I hope everyone enjoyed the matches and lets hope all our PPV’s are this spectacular. Well done to everyone!
That was a great match, unpredictable to the end.
†hë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
> Come on guys...this match rules!!! READ IT NOW or the cute lil' bunny wabbit
> gets it!!!
Uh, oh! Better hurry up then!
Anyway, Iv'e read it (I started yesterday) and I must say that it was a brilliant match, I could picture it very well and it was well set out.
I loved the ending, very controversial.
If only the WWF did replays for the referees in the real thing. Ah well
Very well done to all writers on a great piece of work.
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> Come on guys...this match rules!!! READ IT NOW or the cute lil' bunny wabbit
> gets it!!!
Uh, oh! Better hurry up then!
Anyway, Iv'e read it (I started yesterday) and I must say that it was a brilliant match, I could picture it very well and it was well set out.
I loved the ending, very controversial.
If only the WWF did replays for the referees in the real thing. Ah well
Very well done to all writers on a great piece of work.
:0)
Oh dammit i was so close to that WWF Title, when i was reading the last bit i thought yes could i have won? but then The Ref comes doen and it ends in tears for Jericho :'(
Brilliant match, just Cheese's left now.
Brilliant match, just Cheese's left now.
Brilliant stuff to all of you, especially Grandprix's ending!
Just a brilliant match and the only slight flaw was that......... I didn't win! :D
But it was incredible to read, the 4 person idea worked well after all!
Well done to Ant, Cong, Rickoss and Grandprix and most of all to that lucky b****r, Starlight, as Kane!
:D
Just a brilliant match and the only slight flaw was that......... I didn't win! :D
But it was incredible to read, the 4 person idea worked well after all!
Well done to Ant, Cong, Rickoss and Grandprix and most of all to that lucky b****r, Starlight, as Kane!
:D
Come on guys...this match rules!!! READ IT NOW or the cute lil' bunny wabbit gets it!!!
WOW! Amazing match! I thought you were gonna put loads of OTT stuff in there and making it too unbeleiveable, but it ruled, well done to the 4 of you, and still the wwf forum champion, starlight!
Just to confirm, I wrote the first part, Rickoss wrote the second part, Cong Man wrote the third part and Grandprix wrote the 4th.
Each part ends when the writer signs his name at the bottom.
I have to say, looking at it in one big post that was a purely amazing match!! An absolutely fantastic way to finish Burnout, and I tell you what, all 4 of these guys are gonna have stuff to say after this huge bout! We had the whole top of the cell falling down, people thrown off the cell, chokeslams from the top rope-everything! In my opinion the better man won on the night, although Y2J Chris Jericho (BBS Scotty) was so close, he performed extremely well.
I'm gonna go against my belief and say commiserations to Rikishi (AJ), Undertaker (Jetster) and especially Jericho (Scott.)
Congratulations to the man who is STILL WWF FORUM CHAMPION, KANE (STARLIGHT)!!
Each part ends when the writer signs his name at the bottom.
I have to say, looking at it in one big post that was a purely amazing match!! An absolutely fantastic way to finish Burnout, and I tell you what, all 4 of these guys are gonna have stuff to say after this huge bout! We had the whole top of the cell falling down, people thrown off the cell, chokeslams from the top rope-everything! In my opinion the better man won on the night, although Y2J Chris Jericho (BBS Scotty) was so close, he performed extremely well.
I'm gonna go against my belief and say commiserations to Rikishi (AJ), Undertaker (Jetster) and especially Jericho (Scott.)
Congratulations to the man who is STILL WWF FORUM CHAMPION, KANE (STARLIGHT)!!
Welcome back to Burnout, and what an amazing week it’s been. We’ve seen new champions, new wrestlers and new matches, and it’s finally come down to this. This, is surely the biggest match in the history of the WWF Forum. It will be Kane (Starlight), Rikishi (AfroJoe), The Undertaker (Jetster) and Chris Jericho (Scott), battling it out for Kane’s WWF Forum Championship. A 4-Way match between these men would be big enough, but another stipulation has been added. It will take place in a Hell In A Cell. The unforgiving cell will most likely cause bloody and battered bodies, but lets hope it doesn’t cause any serious injury. This match will be written by 4 writers in this order; Ant, Rickoss, Cong Man and Grandprix, and you will see the person’s name at the end of their segment, and then the next writer’s part shall begin. Here we go then, a 4-Way HIAC Match for the WWF Forum Championship, the last match of what has been a brilliant PPV extravaganza.
(Rikishi’s music hits) A great ovation as the former Too Cool music hits, for the man who last week defeated Mankind (IB) for the right to be in this match, Rikishi (AfroJoe)!! He looks up at the Cell for a few moments, before stepping into the ring, and possibly the most important and dangerous match of his career. He has already won a tag team no.1 contenders match here at Burnout with fellow New DX member Booker T (Barker), so can he continue this winning run?
“DONG!! Dead man walking…ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!!” The crowd erupt with boos and jeers as the evil KOTR Champion The Undertaker rides down to the ring. Last week he was beaten in a Cage match by his brother Kane, mainly thanks to a beating from the New DX. This was thanks to interfering in HHH (Ant)’s match, and turning on his former tag team partner. He’ll be looking for revenge on New DX member Rikishi (AJ), as well as the man who gave him a Tombstone Piledriver after the match, Kane. He steps into the Cell, the referees keeping him and the Phat man apart.
“5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!! C’MON!! YEAH!! BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!” Chris Jericho (Scott) finally turns to face the ring, his arms held high in the air. Last week he teamed with Team Canada to take on the New DX, so he and Rikishi already have their own issues to settle. He cockily struts to the ring, occasionally showing his muscles off to members of the crowd. He looks up at the cell and gulps, before going in.
“BOOM!!” The whole arena turns red as the audience go wild for their WWF Forum Champion, Kane (Starlight)!! He slowly paces to the ring, his belt around his waist. He pulls up his gloves and doesn’t hesitate to get into the ring, where he lifts his arms and-Undertaker from behind taking him down with a hard shot to the back!! DING DING DING!!
In what seems an unusual course of action for this sort of match, Chris Jericho and Rikishi lock up in the middle of the ring, while Taker brings Kane outside of the ring. He smashes his face against the unforgiving cell, and rubs as hard as he can!! Kane screams in pain, his supposedly burnt face only protected by that thin mask. Undertaker is a vicious monster as he throws Kane hard into the cell! Kane staggers back, where Taker sets him up for a Backdrop Suplex. It’s countered as Kane slides off, and he shoves his brother shoulder-first into the ring post.
Meanwhile, Jericho whips Rikishi into the ropes and scores with a dropkick, before following it up with a couple of elbow drops. He heads to the second rope, and-oooohhh!! Kane was climbing into the ring using the ropes, and Jericho fell on the turnbuckle. Kane sees this and decides to take the opportunity, by using his strength and throwing Jericho almost the full way of the ring! Now Kane climbs to the top rope, the crowd know what’s coming! But Undertaker comes from nowhere and grabs him by the throat!! No!! SMASH!!! CHOKESLAM ONTO THE CELL!! UNDERTAKER JUST CHOKESLAMMED THE FORUM CHAMPION FROM THE TOP ROPE, ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE AND ONTO THE HARD CAGE THAT SURROUNDS THEM!!
Undertaker (Jetster) smiles evilly, but he’s stopped in his tracks as Rikishi (Afrojoe) backs his behind up, slamming Taker into the cell!! Rikishi picks up Taker, grabs him by the arm and then pulls him towards his shoulder, causing damage to the Taker’s midsection. Kane (Starlight) is still down, and Jericho’s managed to toss him into the ring where a ref is waiting, the cover! 1…2…and Kane kicked out!! Amazing!! And now he’s sat up!! Jericho (Scott) can’t believe it, and he tries to build momentum by bouncing off the ropes, but he’s caught by Kane who executes a massive Sidewalk Slam!! You could hear the echo around the arena as Jericho’s body slammed into the canvas!
Kane now sees The Undertaker slogging it out with Rikishi on the outside, and slowly but steadily begins to climb once again to the top rope!! The crowd begin to cheer, as Kane leaps off looking for a Flying Clothesline!! WHAM!! TAKER REVERSED, TOSSING KANE INTO THE CELL, WHICH BROKE UNDERNEATH THE FORCE!! Undertaker saw what was coming and used amazing strength and versatility to throw Kane over his head and into one portion of the cell, which was ripped off due to the weight of Kane!! I don’t believe it!! They can now get out of the Cell!! This is a bad omen for all four superstars, surely!?
-Ant
The Undertaker (Jetster) lunges himself at Y2J (Scott) with a huge clothesline, knocking him to the cold canvas. Undertaker starts to lash out on the living legend, Y2J, in the form of hard stomping to the chest. Taker knee drops Jericho and applies a choke hold. The ref runs to Y2J and after 4 breaks the hold. Undertaker picks up Jericho and hauls him over to the rope. “OLD SCHOOL!” Taker grasps Y2J’s arm tightly as he reaches the summit of the turnbuckle. But just as the Undertaker is about to jump from the rope, Rikishi (Afro Joe) runs at rope, causing The Undertaker to fall, hanging him in the nether regions! Rikishi goes for the pin, which is broken up by Jericho after the count of 1.
Jericho and Rikishi slug it out as Kane (Starlight) slowly makes his way into the ring after the huge impact on the steel cell. Jericho gets the upper hand and delivers a clothesline to the phat man. Kane goes for the cover on Undertaker whilst Rikishi and Y2J are busy. 1… 2… Kick out by The Undertaker after the two count! A near fall for our current Champion. Jericho runs off the ropes and executes his modified bulldog on Rikishi. Kane drags himself to his feet and stalks the Undertaker. The American Badass gets to his feet and Kane viciously grasps his throat! Taker punches his way out and runs off the rope. Kane pulls the rope down and Taker goes flying out of the ring! Kane follows Taker outside.
Jericho (Scott) throws Rikishi (Afro Joe) off the rope and hits a drop toe hold. Y2J pins Rikishi but at the count of two changes it into the Walls of Jericho! Rikishi is screaming in pain as the living legend applies the hold ever tighter! Meanwhile outside Kane (Starlight) and the Undertaker (Jetster) are slugging it out. Kane gets the upper hand and gives the KOTR Champion a bit of his own medicine by crushing his face against the hard steel cell! Rikishi and Undertaker are both screaming in pain as Y2J and Kane punish them! Rikishi has started to bleed at the mouth from the pressure! His back could break at any second! Kane slams Undertakers head off the steel cell and he recoils and stumbles backwards. Before Kane can get hold of him, the Undertaker starts to climb the huge cell!
For some reason Kane looking under the ring for something and emerges with a table!! Kane follows his brother up the cell with a table in hand! Inside the ring Rikishi is trying to get to the rope desperately! Eventually he gets to the rope so Y2J must break the hold. Rikishi rolls out of the ring to get a breather after that hellacious submission hold applied by Jericho, wise move by Rikishi! Jericho gets on the top rope and stalks Rikishi who is outside the ring. Rikishi turns round, not knowing what’s going on and “WHAM”, he’s hit with a missile dropkick out of the ring! As Kane reaches the summit of the cell, Undertaker starts to stomp on him, trying to hit him off the cell!! Kane gets up nevertheless and gets hit down with a clothesline. Undertaker starts to stomp on Kane, crushing his back onto the hard steel cell. Taker delivers a leg drop to his scarred brother. Undertaker picks up Kane but Kane throws a few right hands at him so he backs off and then runs at him, executing his signature DDT!
Jericho (Scott) throws Rikishi (Afro Joe) into the ring and goes for the cover after that huge missile dropkick! 1… 2… Rope break! Rikishi just got his foot on the rope before three! Y2J runs at the rope LIONSAULT! Cover by Jericho! 1… 2… Shoulder up! Another near fall! Kane (Starlight) struggles to get to his feet but he eventually does, just to be hit down again with a clothesline from the KOTR Champion (Jetster)! The Taker viciously stomps on our current Champion with all his might and then picks him up and starts to deliver hard right hands to his face. Kane blocks Takers punch and hit the KOTR Champion with some right hands of his own followed by a hard grasp to the throat! Kane is going for the chokeslam! But Undertaker punches him in the chest twice and gets him up for a Last Ride! Taker is facing the outside!! Taker lifts up Kane but falls off the cell!!! HE’S GONE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCES TABLE FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL! BOTH HAVE BEEN BUSTED OPEN BAD!
-RiCkOsS
Things are looking good for Y2J (Scott) as he stands in the ring looking at Rikishi (Afro Joe), struggling to get to his feet on the outside and Undertaker (Jetster) and Kane (Starlight) lying in the wreckage of what used to be an announcers table. Rikishi gets himself back to a vertical base, but he is holding his back and struggling to move. No mercy from Chris Jericho though who bounces of the ropes and hits a suicide dive between the second and third ropes, which not only wipes out Rikishi but also busts Jericho himself wide open as his head goes crashing into the unforgiving steel!
A pair of referees are at the announcers’ table checking on the condition of The Undertaker and Kane, but neither man has moved a muscle since crashing into the table from the top of the cell. “OH MY GOD!” Screams Jim Ross as Kane suddenly sits bolt upright. Kane gets back to his feet and almost in a trance makes his way back into the cage. Chris Jericho picks himself up, he’s bleeding profusely from a gaping wound on his head, he groggily rolls into the ring and pulls himself back on to a vertical base using the ropes, turning just in time to see The Big Red Machine come running at him, running DDT!!! Kane makes the cover 1 2 KICK OUT!!! Chris Jericho just barely kicked out!
Meanwhile the referees have called for a stretcher and are helping the Undertaker on to it. The crowd has gone eerily quiet as genuine concern over The Undertaker’s condition begins to mount. The medics have taker on the stretcher and are carrying him to the back, he hasn’t moved a millimetre since he came crashing off the top of the cell, through the announcers table!
Back in the ring Kane throws Jericho over the top rope and to the floor, but turns just in time to see Rikishi’s rear-end hurtling towards him and crushing him against the corner! The crowd erupts as Rikishi pushes his hands up! He turns and sees Kane slump into the corner. Stinkface! Stinkface! Stinkface!!! But here comes Jericho he goes for the running drop kick but Rikishi moves and Jericho catches Kane full in the face. Rikishi immediately grabs Jericho and whips him to the other corner, he follows in with his backside again and, yes we’re going to see another stinkface! Stinkface to Jericho! Jericho looks like he’s going to vomit!
Rikishi’s celebration is short-lived though as he turns just in time to get Kane’s Big Red Boot right in his face! Kane drags Rikishi back to his feet and shoves his head between his legs. Kane draws his thumb back across his throat. Surely he’s not? Yes he is! He’s going for a powerbomb!!! But he can’t get the phat man up! Rikishi counter and... Rikishi driver on Kane! Rikishi is about to make the cover when...
LOOK!!! There on the ramp! The Undertaker (Jetster) is making his way back to the ring! He’s clutching at his neck, but he obviously didn’t want to see his opportunity slip away. He makes his way through the hole in the cage and back into the ring. Rikishi (AfroJoe) goes straight for him, but Deadman Inc grabs him by the throat, CHOKESLAM!!! To the 350 pound Samoan! Chris Jericho (Scott) now runs at the Undertaker and goes for a flying cross-body, but ‘Taker catches him in mid-air. Undertaker has Chris Jericho in his arms and in a great display of strength raises him up onto his shoulder Tombstone Piledriver! Undertaker folds Jericho’s arms across his chest and the referee makes the count 1 2 Where’s the referee gone? Kane (Starlight) just pulled him out the ring! ‘Taker had Jericho beat!
What’s this now? Vince McMahon has come sprinting down to the ring with a chair in his hands! Chair shot to Kane, The Big Red Machine goes down! Chair Shot to The Undertaker! Deadman Inc goes down clutching at his neck! Chair shot to Rikishi! The big man slumps on to his back! Chair shot to Jericho! Kane sits back up though...chair shot to Kane! The Big Red Machine collapses again. The fans are booing Vince wildly. Vince holds up his chair revealing the letters N-W and O painted on to the underneath of it. Vince exits the ring and heads to the back.
“What was that all about?” questions Jim Ross as the fans continue booing. “Erm, erm, erm” stutters the King as he desperately tries to find a way to fill the dead air-time.
-Cong-
Well, all 4 wrestlers are down and look a bloody mess. Kane (Starlight) has visible cuts on the arm; Taker (Jetster), Rikishi (Afrojoe) and Jericho (Scott) all have head wounds after the chair shots and previous incidents. Rikishi is moving first and stumbles out of the ring. Kane is next up with what has been an amazing display of resilience. He follows Rikishi outside the ring. Rikishi spots Kane and is escaping by climbing the cell! Jericho sees Kane and follows him. Taker follows all three of them outside the ring. They are all climbing the cell! This is going to end in tears!
Rikishi (Afrojoe) can barely walk and has no idea where he is. Kane (Starlight) looks focused. Taker (Jetster) is really struggling and Jericho (Scott) looks weary. Rikishi is caught with numerous hard rights by Kane. Jericho sees Taker and sees a great opportunity to win this. Taker makes it up the cell after great difficulty, Jericho bides his time… BULLDOG! Taker’s head bounced off the metal supports holding the cell together!
All 4 are on their feet and are on the same section of cell. Kane grabs Rikishi’s throat… CHOKESLAM!!! WHAT AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF STRENGTH!! NO! THE SECTION OF CELL COLLAPSED SENDING ALL 4 BACK TO THE RING!!!!! Hold on! Kane is hanging on to the cell! Taker and Rikishi are motionless, Jericho is crawling over to Taker.
Kane is losing his grip. He falls!!!! Kane converted the fall into an elbow drop on Taker! Kane leaves the arm there so it’s a cover. Jericho also manages to get an arm on Taker! It’s a double cover!! 1… 2… 3!!!!! WHO’S WON? The ref was focusing on the shoulders! The ref can’t call it! The announcer is waiting for the result. It looks like the ref is calling for a replay! The ref is being ushered to the back to view a private replay. The crowd are silent. Who is champion?
The ref is returning! He walks up to the announcer.
“THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND… STILL WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION FORUM CHAMPION, KANE!!!!”
Well, how did the ref come to that decision? Okay, it looks like we all have a replay to view. Kane falls and does an elbow drop. He leaves the arm there. Jericho covers at the same time. 1… 2… KANE REMOVED JERICHO’S ARM!!! KANE IS THE WINNER! WHAT AN END TO AN EXHILARATING MATCH AND AN AMAZING PPV!!!!
WINNER: KANE (STARLIGHT)
-Grandprix-
I would like to acknowledge everyone’s efforts during the PPV. I think everyone would agree that we have out done ourselves with some amazing bits of writing. I hope everyone enjoyed the matches and lets hope all our PPV’s are this spectacular. Well done to everyone!
(Rikishi’s music hits) A great ovation as the former Too Cool music hits, for the man who last week defeated Mankind (IB) for the right to be in this match, Rikishi (AfroJoe)!! He looks up at the Cell for a few moments, before stepping into the ring, and possibly the most important and dangerous match of his career. He has already won a tag team no.1 contenders match here at Burnout with fellow New DX member Booker T (Barker), so can he continue this winning run?
“DONG!! Dead man walking…ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!!” The crowd erupt with boos and jeers as the evil KOTR Champion The Undertaker rides down to the ring. Last week he was beaten in a Cage match by his brother Kane, mainly thanks to a beating from the New DX. This was thanks to interfering in HHH (Ant)’s match, and turning on his former tag team partner. He’ll be looking for revenge on New DX member Rikishi (AJ), as well as the man who gave him a Tombstone Piledriver after the match, Kane. He steps into the Cell, the referees keeping him and the Phat man apart.
“5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!! C’MON!! YEAH!! BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!” Chris Jericho (Scott) finally turns to face the ring, his arms held high in the air. Last week he teamed with Team Canada to take on the New DX, so he and Rikishi already have their own issues to settle. He cockily struts to the ring, occasionally showing his muscles off to members of the crowd. He looks up at the cell and gulps, before going in.
“BOOM!!” The whole arena turns red as the audience go wild for their WWF Forum Champion, Kane (Starlight)!! He slowly paces to the ring, his belt around his waist. He pulls up his gloves and doesn’t hesitate to get into the ring, where he lifts his arms and-Undertaker from behind taking him down with a hard shot to the back!! DING DING DING!!
In what seems an unusual course of action for this sort of match, Chris Jericho and Rikishi lock up in the middle of the ring, while Taker brings Kane outside of the ring. He smashes his face against the unforgiving cell, and rubs as hard as he can!! Kane screams in pain, his supposedly burnt face only protected by that thin mask. Undertaker is a vicious monster as he throws Kane hard into the cell! Kane staggers back, where Taker sets him up for a Backdrop Suplex. It’s countered as Kane slides off, and he shoves his brother shoulder-first into the ring post.
Meanwhile, Jericho whips Rikishi into the ropes and scores with a dropkick, before following it up with a couple of elbow drops. He heads to the second rope, and-oooohhh!! Kane was climbing into the ring using the ropes, and Jericho fell on the turnbuckle. Kane sees this and decides to take the opportunity, by using his strength and throwing Jericho almost the full way of the ring! Now Kane climbs to the top rope, the crowd know what’s coming! But Undertaker comes from nowhere and grabs him by the throat!! No!! SMASH!!! CHOKESLAM ONTO THE CELL!! UNDERTAKER JUST CHOKESLAMMED THE FORUM CHAMPION FROM THE TOP ROPE, ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE AND ONTO THE HARD CAGE THAT SURROUNDS THEM!!
Undertaker (Jetster) smiles evilly, but he’s stopped in his tracks as Rikishi (Afrojoe) backs his behind up, slamming Taker into the cell!! Rikishi picks up Taker, grabs him by the arm and then pulls him towards his shoulder, causing damage to the Taker’s midsection. Kane (Starlight) is still down, and Jericho’s managed to toss him into the ring where a ref is waiting, the cover! 1…2…and Kane kicked out!! Amazing!! And now he’s sat up!! Jericho (Scott) can’t believe it, and he tries to build momentum by bouncing off the ropes, but he’s caught by Kane who executes a massive Sidewalk Slam!! You could hear the echo around the arena as Jericho’s body slammed into the canvas!
Kane now sees The Undertaker slogging it out with Rikishi on the outside, and slowly but steadily begins to climb once again to the top rope!! The crowd begin to cheer, as Kane leaps off looking for a Flying Clothesline!! WHAM!! TAKER REVERSED, TOSSING KANE INTO THE CELL, WHICH BROKE UNDERNEATH THE FORCE!! Undertaker saw what was coming and used amazing strength and versatility to throw Kane over his head and into one portion of the cell, which was ripped off due to the weight of Kane!! I don’t believe it!! They can now get out of the Cell!! This is a bad omen for all four superstars, surely!?
-Ant
The Undertaker (Jetster) lunges himself at Y2J (Scott) with a huge clothesline, knocking him to the cold canvas. Undertaker starts to lash out on the living legend, Y2J, in the form of hard stomping to the chest. Taker knee drops Jericho and applies a choke hold. The ref runs to Y2J and after 4 breaks the hold. Undertaker picks up Jericho and hauls him over to the rope. “OLD SCHOOL!” Taker grasps Y2J’s arm tightly as he reaches the summit of the turnbuckle. But just as the Undertaker is about to jump from the rope, Rikishi (Afro Joe) runs at rope, causing The Undertaker to fall, hanging him in the nether regions! Rikishi goes for the pin, which is broken up by Jericho after the count of 1.
Jericho and Rikishi slug it out as Kane (Starlight) slowly makes his way into the ring after the huge impact on the steel cell. Jericho gets the upper hand and delivers a clothesline to the phat man. Kane goes for the cover on Undertaker whilst Rikishi and Y2J are busy. 1… 2… Kick out by The Undertaker after the two count! A near fall for our current Champion. Jericho runs off the ropes and executes his modified bulldog on Rikishi. Kane drags himself to his feet and stalks the Undertaker. The American Badass gets to his feet and Kane viciously grasps his throat! Taker punches his way out and runs off the rope. Kane pulls the rope down and Taker goes flying out of the ring! Kane follows Taker outside.
Jericho (Scott) throws Rikishi (Afro Joe) off the rope and hits a drop toe hold. Y2J pins Rikishi but at the count of two changes it into the Walls of Jericho! Rikishi is screaming in pain as the living legend applies the hold ever tighter! Meanwhile outside Kane (Starlight) and the Undertaker (Jetster) are slugging it out. Kane gets the upper hand and gives the KOTR Champion a bit of his own medicine by crushing his face against the hard steel cell! Rikishi and Undertaker are both screaming in pain as Y2J and Kane punish them! Rikishi has started to bleed at the mouth from the pressure! His back could break at any second! Kane slams Undertakers head off the steel cell and he recoils and stumbles backwards. Before Kane can get hold of him, the Undertaker starts to climb the huge cell!
For some reason Kane looking under the ring for something and emerges with a table!! Kane follows his brother up the cell with a table in hand! Inside the ring Rikishi is trying to get to the rope desperately! Eventually he gets to the rope so Y2J must break the hold. Rikishi rolls out of the ring to get a breather after that hellacious submission hold applied by Jericho, wise move by Rikishi! Jericho gets on the top rope and stalks Rikishi who is outside the ring. Rikishi turns round, not knowing what’s going on and “WHAM”, he’s hit with a missile dropkick out of the ring! As Kane reaches the summit of the cell, Undertaker starts to stomp on him, trying to hit him off the cell!! Kane gets up nevertheless and gets hit down with a clothesline. Undertaker starts to stomp on Kane, crushing his back onto the hard steel cell. Taker delivers a leg drop to his scarred brother. Undertaker picks up Kane but Kane throws a few right hands at him so he backs off and then runs at him, executing his signature DDT!
Jericho (Scott) throws Rikishi (Afro Joe) into the ring and goes for the cover after that huge missile dropkick! 1… 2… Rope break! Rikishi just got his foot on the rope before three! Y2J runs at the rope LIONSAULT! Cover by Jericho! 1… 2… Shoulder up! Another near fall! Kane (Starlight) struggles to get to his feet but he eventually does, just to be hit down again with a clothesline from the KOTR Champion (Jetster)! The Taker viciously stomps on our current Champion with all his might and then picks him up and starts to deliver hard right hands to his face. Kane blocks Takers punch and hit the KOTR Champion with some right hands of his own followed by a hard grasp to the throat! Kane is going for the chokeslam! But Undertaker punches him in the chest twice and gets him up for a Last Ride! Taker is facing the outside!! Taker lifts up Kane but falls off the cell!!! HE’S GONE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCES TABLE FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL! BOTH HAVE BEEN BUSTED OPEN BAD!
-RiCkOsS
Things are looking good for Y2J (Scott) as he stands in the ring looking at Rikishi (Afro Joe), struggling to get to his feet on the outside and Undertaker (Jetster) and Kane (Starlight) lying in the wreckage of what used to be an announcers table. Rikishi gets himself back to a vertical base, but he is holding his back and struggling to move. No mercy from Chris Jericho though who bounces of the ropes and hits a suicide dive between the second and third ropes, which not only wipes out Rikishi but also busts Jericho himself wide open as his head goes crashing into the unforgiving steel!
A pair of referees are at the announcers’ table checking on the condition of The Undertaker and Kane, but neither man has moved a muscle since crashing into the table from the top of the cell. “OH MY GOD!” Screams Jim Ross as Kane suddenly sits bolt upright. Kane gets back to his feet and almost in a trance makes his way back into the cage. Chris Jericho picks himself up, he’s bleeding profusely from a gaping wound on his head, he groggily rolls into the ring and pulls himself back on to a vertical base using the ropes, turning just in time to see The Big Red Machine come running at him, running DDT!!! Kane makes the cover 1 2 KICK OUT!!! Chris Jericho just barely kicked out!
Meanwhile the referees have called for a stretcher and are helping the Undertaker on to it. The crowd has gone eerily quiet as genuine concern over The Undertaker’s condition begins to mount. The medics have taker on the stretcher and are carrying him to the back, he hasn’t moved a millimetre since he came crashing off the top of the cell, through the announcers table!
Back in the ring Kane throws Jericho over the top rope and to the floor, but turns just in time to see Rikishi’s rear-end hurtling towards him and crushing him against the corner! The crowd erupts as Rikishi pushes his hands up! He turns and sees Kane slump into the corner. Stinkface! Stinkface! Stinkface!!! But here comes Jericho he goes for the running drop kick but Rikishi moves and Jericho catches Kane full in the face. Rikishi immediately grabs Jericho and whips him to the other corner, he follows in with his backside again and, yes we’re going to see another stinkface! Stinkface to Jericho! Jericho looks like he’s going to vomit!
Rikishi’s celebration is short-lived though as he turns just in time to get Kane’s Big Red Boot right in his face! Kane drags Rikishi back to his feet and shoves his head between his legs. Kane draws his thumb back across his throat. Surely he’s not? Yes he is! He’s going for a powerbomb!!! But he can’t get the phat man up! Rikishi counter and... Rikishi driver on Kane! Rikishi is about to make the cover when...
LOOK!!! There on the ramp! The Undertaker (Jetster) is making his way back to the ring! He’s clutching at his neck, but he obviously didn’t want to see his opportunity slip away. He makes his way through the hole in the cage and back into the ring. Rikishi (AfroJoe) goes straight for him, but Deadman Inc grabs him by the throat, CHOKESLAM!!! To the 350 pound Samoan! Chris Jericho (Scott) now runs at the Undertaker and goes for a flying cross-body, but ‘Taker catches him in mid-air. Undertaker has Chris Jericho in his arms and in a great display of strength raises him up onto his shoulder Tombstone Piledriver! Undertaker folds Jericho’s arms across his chest and the referee makes the count 1 2 Where’s the referee gone? Kane (Starlight) just pulled him out the ring! ‘Taker had Jericho beat!
What’s this now? Vince McMahon has come sprinting down to the ring with a chair in his hands! Chair shot to Kane, The Big Red Machine goes down! Chair Shot to The Undertaker! Deadman Inc goes down clutching at his neck! Chair shot to Rikishi! The big man slumps on to his back! Chair shot to Jericho! Kane sits back up though...chair shot to Kane! The Big Red Machine collapses again. The fans are booing Vince wildly. Vince holds up his chair revealing the letters N-W and O painted on to the underneath of it. Vince exits the ring and heads to the back.
“What was that all about?” questions Jim Ross as the fans continue booing. “Erm, erm, erm” stutters the King as he desperately tries to find a way to fill the dead air-time.
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Well, all 4 wrestlers are down and look a bloody mess. Kane (Starlight) has visible cuts on the arm; Taker (Jetster), Rikishi (Afrojoe) and Jericho (Scott) all have head wounds after the chair shots and previous incidents. Rikishi is moving first and stumbles out of the ring. Kane is next up with what has been an amazing display of resilience. He follows Rikishi outside the ring. Rikishi spots Kane and is escaping by climbing the cell! Jericho sees Kane and follows him. Taker follows all three of them outside the ring. They are all climbing the cell! This is going to end in tears!
Rikishi (Afrojoe) can barely walk and has no idea where he is. Kane (Starlight) looks focused. Taker (Jetster) is really struggling and Jericho (Scott) looks weary. Rikishi is caught with numerous hard rights by Kane. Jericho sees Taker and sees a great opportunity to win this. Taker makes it up the cell after great difficulty, Jericho bides his time… BULLDOG! Taker’s head bounced off the metal supports holding the cell together!
All 4 are on their feet and are on the same section of cell. Kane grabs Rikishi’s throat… CHOKESLAM!!! WHAT AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF STRENGTH!! NO! THE SECTION OF CELL COLLAPSED SENDING ALL 4 BACK TO THE RING!!!!! Hold on! Kane is hanging on to the cell! Taker and Rikishi are motionless, Jericho is crawling over to Taker.
Kane is losing his grip. He falls!!!! Kane converted the fall into an elbow drop on Taker! Kane leaves the arm there so it’s a cover. Jericho also manages to get an arm on Taker! It’s a double cover!! 1… 2… 3!!!!! WHO’S WON? The ref was focusing on the shoulders! The ref can’t call it! The announcer is waiting for the result. It looks like the ref is calling for a replay! The ref is being ushered to the back to view a private replay. The crowd are silent. Who is champion?
The ref is returning! He walks up to the announcer.
“THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND… STILL WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION FORUM CHAMPION, KANE!!!!”
Well, how did the ref come to that decision? Okay, it looks like we all have a replay to view. Kane falls and does an elbow drop. He leaves the arm there. Jericho covers at the same time. 1… 2… KANE REMOVED JERICHO’S ARM!!! KANE IS THE WINNER! WHAT AN END TO AN EXHILARATING MATCH AND AN AMAZING PPV!!!!
WINNER: KANE (STARLIGHT)
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I would like to acknowledge everyone’s efforts during the PPV. I think everyone would agree that we have out done ourselves with some amazing bits of writing. I hope everyone enjoyed the matches and lets hope all our PPV’s are this spectacular. Well done to everyone!