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News just in! There are some new multi console peripherals on their way!
Shock controller:
Yes you heard right the Shock controller designed specifically for Horror/violence centred games.
When your chosen character/player is in trouble or getting hurt you will be sent a wave of electrical energy into your brain to fool you into thinking that you are in the same pain. The developers hope to add a new dimension to gaming with this momentous controller, their aim for it was to give players a ‘real life’ feeling.
A spokesman from the company earlier today said: ‘When we set out to create this we only hoped to send a small vibration from there we built on that until the point where you can actually die- (Somebody in black signals to the spokesman by running a hand across his throat) uh where you can actually enter a new DIMENSION! Yea that’s it’
Press where delighted and confused by this to say the least.
Mind memory card:
You will soon enter a new age of game saving. By plugging this baby into your console and then attaching a lead from it to your head (Just jab it in) What the card does it reads your mind to see where you were in a game and there is no tricking it either it can tell if you didn’t really get to the level that you say you did and if it does find this it sends a nasty shock to your head.
A spokesman said: ‘It will allow us to make larger and more detailed game saves and may even stop you from needing to tell it to save ever again. Of course all rumours of brain damage are completely false and should be stopped …NOW! (The spokes man pulls out a watch and waves in back and fourth before the crowd)’
The worlds press where delighted and had no doubts at all.
As yet only these two peripherals have been announced but we are assured more to come such as: Eyeball screen and mind controller.
After the announcements we managed to get a quick interview with some of the notables:
AJ: What! Megaton announcement!? What on earth are you talking about. I’m off for a pootle with Gerrid!
Sniper: Well I like the idea of mind control hey maybe someone will stop the voices…NO I’M NOT KILLING HIM!
Grix Thraves: Well I suppose they will be good to review hehehe more precious GADS!
Well there we have it and remember we will have…
More news on the hour when we have some!
Shock controller:
Yes you heard right the Shock controller designed specifically for Horror/violence centred games.
When your chosen character/player is in trouble or getting hurt you will be sent a wave of electrical energy into your brain to fool you into thinking that you are in the same pain. The developers hope to add a new dimension to gaming with this momentous controller, their aim for it was to give players a ‘real life’ feeling.
A spokesman from the company earlier today said: ‘When we set out to create this we only hoped to send a small vibration from there we built on that until the point where you can actually die- (Somebody in black signals to the spokesman by running a hand across his throat) uh where you can actually enter a new DIMENSION! Yea that’s it’
Press where delighted and confused by this to say the least.
Mind memory card:
You will soon enter a new age of game saving. By plugging this baby into your console and then attaching a lead from it to your head (Just jab it in) What the card does it reads your mind to see where you were in a game and there is no tricking it either it can tell if you didn’t really get to the level that you say you did and if it does find this it sends a nasty shock to your head.
A spokesman said: ‘It will allow us to make larger and more detailed game saves and may even stop you from needing to tell it to save ever again. Of course all rumours of brain damage are completely false and should be stopped …NOW! (The spokes man pulls out a watch and waves in back and fourth before the crowd)’
The worlds press where delighted and had no doubts at all.
As yet only these two peripherals have been announced but we are assured more to come such as: Eyeball screen and mind controller.
After the announcements we managed to get a quick interview with some of the notables:
AJ: What! Megaton announcement!? What on earth are you talking about. I’m off for a pootle with Gerrid!
Sniper: Well I like the idea of mind control hey maybe someone will stop the voices…NO I’M NOT KILLING HIM!
Grix Thraves: Well I suppose they will be good to review hehehe more precious GADS!
Well there we have it and remember we will have…
More news on the hour when we have some!
Lol why thank you but it would appear there is strong competition 1/2 pint is the main one. I always forget its new years eve because i never do anything being the saddo i am but it would be cool still its down to SR.
Going for the new years eve GAD I see.
You'll probably win it too.
You'll probably win it too.
News just in! There are some new multi console peripherals on their way!
Shock controller:
Yes you heard right the Shock controller designed specifically for Horror/violence centred games.
When your chosen character/player is in trouble or getting hurt you will be sent a wave of electrical energy into your brain to fool you into thinking that you are in the same pain. The developers hope to add a new dimension to gaming with this momentous controller, their aim for it was to give players a ‘real life’ feeling.
A spokesman from the company earlier today said: ‘When we set out to create this we only hoped to send a small vibration from there we built on that until the point where you can actually die- (Somebody in black signals to the spokesman by running a hand across his throat) uh where you can actually enter a new DIMENSION! Yea that’s it’
Press where delighted and confused by this to say the least.
Mind memory card:
You will soon enter a new age of game saving. By plugging this baby into your console and then attaching a lead from it to your head (Just jab it in) What the card does it reads your mind to see where you were in a game and there is no tricking it either it can tell if you didn’t really get to the level that you say you did and if it does find this it sends a nasty shock to your head.
A spokesman said: ‘It will allow us to make larger and more detailed game saves and may even stop you from needing to tell it to save ever again. Of course all rumours of brain damage are completely false and should be stopped …NOW! (The spokes man pulls out a watch and waves in back and fourth before the crowd)’
The worlds press where delighted and had no doubts at all.
As yet only these two peripherals have been announced but we are assured more to come such as: Eyeball screen and mind controller.
After the announcements we managed to get a quick interview with some of the notables:
AJ: What! Megaton announcement!? What on earth are you talking about. I’m off for a pootle with Gerrid!
Sniper: Well I like the idea of mind control hey maybe someone will stop the voices…NO I’M NOT KILLING HIM!
Grix Thraves: Well I suppose they will be good to review hehehe more precious GADS!
Well there we have it and remember we will have…
More news on the hour when we have some!
Shock controller:
Yes you heard right the Shock controller designed specifically for Horror/violence centred games.
When your chosen character/player is in trouble or getting hurt you will be sent a wave of electrical energy into your brain to fool you into thinking that you are in the same pain. The developers hope to add a new dimension to gaming with this momentous controller, their aim for it was to give players a ‘real life’ feeling.
A spokesman from the company earlier today said: ‘When we set out to create this we only hoped to send a small vibration from there we built on that until the point where you can actually die- (Somebody in black signals to the spokesman by running a hand across his throat) uh where you can actually enter a new DIMENSION! Yea that’s it’
Press where delighted and confused by this to say the least.
Mind memory card:
You will soon enter a new age of game saving. By plugging this baby into your console and then attaching a lead from it to your head (Just jab it in) What the card does it reads your mind to see where you were in a game and there is no tricking it either it can tell if you didn’t really get to the level that you say you did and if it does find this it sends a nasty shock to your head.
A spokesman said: ‘It will allow us to make larger and more detailed game saves and may even stop you from needing to tell it to save ever again. Of course all rumours of brain damage are completely false and should be stopped …NOW! (The spokes man pulls out a watch and waves in back and fourth before the crowd)’
The worlds press where delighted and had no doubts at all.
As yet only these two peripherals have been announced but we are assured more to come such as: Eyeball screen and mind controller.
After the announcements we managed to get a quick interview with some of the notables:
AJ: What! Megaton announcement!? What on earth are you talking about. I’m off for a pootle with Gerrid!
Sniper: Well I like the idea of mind control hey maybe someone will stop the voices…NO I’M NOT KILLING HIM!
Grix Thraves: Well I suppose they will be good to review hehehe more precious GADS!
Well there we have it and remember we will have…
More news on the hour when we have some!