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Dr Fox: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the final of Pop Idol which will be decided in the form of a wrestling match. Your commentators will be Pete Waterman (cheers) and Simon Cowell (boos.
The referee will be the woman judgee who I can't remember the name of.
"Puppies," Simon screams pulling his trousers up another couple of inches. Pete Waterman looks on in disgust.
Weighing in at 125 lb Gareth (screams from the crowd) and his opponent weighing in at 132lb Will (more screams). Both come out to their own music trying to intimidate each other
Gareth starts things of with a few quick punches to Will but it doesn't seem to have affected him. Will throws him into the corner and starts chopping away at his chest until the woman tells him to stop.
"This match is boring" moans Simon, "they've both chosen the wrong wrestling style."
"Will you ever be quiet, what the viewers don't know is that neither of them even knew what a wrestling match was until 2 seconds before the match."
Meanwhile in the ring Will starts to get the advantage giving Gareth a few body slams. Suddenly Will's arm seems to have got a mind of it's own and starts wobbling around wildly. Oh my God a huge punch to Gareth. He looks out of it.
"I haven't seen anything like that since the 50s," exclaims Pete.
"That was years ago, and call the damn match," says Simon, "I thought it was an average punch, I saw a better one in rehersal, I mean no I didn't.
Gareth climbs to his feet and amazingly hits a huge suplex. He motions to Will to get to his feet.
The Spike Spear!
Gareth used his spiky head to charge into Will's midsection. This match uis over. 1...2..
It's Darius! He's breaking up the 3 count. Will jumps up and Darius hits the "Eternal Flame" (Burning Hammer).
"Did you see that?" screams Pete.
"No, my trousers blocked my view, apoligises Simon.
Will staggers to his feet and sees Gareth lying unconscious on the mat. He climbs the turnbuckle and could it be?
Yes the "wobbly arm drop." 1...2...3
"Will is the champion of Pop Idol" shouts Dr Fox
What's this True Bottie Man is coming out to the ring. He's heading for Will. But Will manages to fight back and knocks him out of the ring. The 5 time champion of Bottie wrestling has been humiliated by the winner of Pop Idol. What next for the wrestler who has recently quit the WWF forum.
Will stands victorious in the ring the champion of Pop Idol.
The referee will be the woman judgee who I can't remember the name of.
"Puppies," Simon screams pulling his trousers up another couple of inches. Pete Waterman looks on in disgust.
Weighing in at 125 lb Gareth (screams from the crowd) and his opponent weighing in at 132lb Will (more screams). Both come out to their own music trying to intimidate each other
Gareth starts things of with a few quick punches to Will but it doesn't seem to have affected him. Will throws him into the corner and starts chopping away at his chest until the woman tells him to stop.
"This match is boring" moans Simon, "they've both chosen the wrong wrestling style."
"Will you ever be quiet, what the viewers don't know is that neither of them even knew what a wrestling match was until 2 seconds before the match."
Meanwhile in the ring Will starts to get the advantage giving Gareth a few body slams. Suddenly Will's arm seems to have got a mind of it's own and starts wobbling around wildly. Oh my God a huge punch to Gareth. He looks out of it.
"I haven't seen anything like that since the 50s," exclaims Pete.
"That was years ago, and call the damn match," says Simon, "I thought it was an average punch, I saw a better one in rehersal, I mean no I didn't.
Gareth climbs to his feet and amazingly hits a huge suplex. He motions to Will to get to his feet.
The Spike Spear!
Gareth used his spiky head to charge into Will's midsection. This match uis over. 1...2..
It's Darius! He's breaking up the 3 count. Will jumps up and Darius hits the "Eternal Flame" (Burning Hammer).
"Did you see that?" screams Pete.
"No, my trousers blocked my view, apoligises Simon.
Will staggers to his feet and sees Gareth lying unconscious on the mat. He climbs the turnbuckle and could it be?
Yes the "wobbly arm drop." 1...2...3
"Will is the champion of Pop Idol" shouts Dr Fox
What's this True Bottie Man is coming out to the ring. He's heading for Will. But Will manages to fight back and knocks him out of the ring. The 5 time champion of Bottie wrestling has been humiliated by the winner of Pop Idol. What next for the wrestler who has recently quit the WWF forum.
Will stands victorious in the ring the champion of Pop Idol.
TBM, next contendor for Pop Idol 2. Hehe! He could win...or not!
Excellent. Another man after my own humour :)
Lulol
I don't watch Popstars so I don't have a clue who you're banging on about. :D
Anyway, it was quite funny. :-)
Anyway, it was quite funny. :-)
LOL at that happening
Dr Fox: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the final of Pop Idol which will be decided in the form of a wrestling match. Your commentators will be Pete Waterman (cheers) and Simon Cowell (boos.
The referee will be the woman judgee who I can't remember the name of.
"Puppies," Simon screams pulling his trousers up another couple of inches. Pete Waterman looks on in disgust.
Weighing in at 125 lb Gareth (screams from the crowd) and his opponent weighing in at 132lb Will (more screams). Both come out to their own music trying to intimidate each other
Gareth starts things of with a few quick punches to Will but it doesn't seem to have affected him. Will throws him into the corner and starts chopping away at his chest until the woman tells him to stop.
"This match is boring" moans Simon, "they've both chosen the wrong wrestling style."
"Will you ever be quiet, what the viewers don't know is that neither of them even knew what a wrestling match was until 2 seconds before the match."
Meanwhile in the ring Will starts to get the advantage giving Gareth a few body slams. Suddenly Will's arm seems to have got a mind of it's own and starts wobbling around wildly. Oh my God a huge punch to Gareth. He looks out of it.
"I haven't seen anything like that since the 50s," exclaims Pete.
"That was years ago, and call the damn match," says Simon, "I thought it was an average punch, I saw a better one in rehersal, I mean no I didn't.
Gareth climbs to his feet and amazingly hits a huge suplex. He motions to Will to get to his feet.
The Spike Spear!
Gareth used his spiky head to charge into Will's midsection. This match uis over. 1...2..
It's Darius! He's breaking up the 3 count. Will jumps up and Darius hits the "Eternal Flame" (Burning Hammer).
"Did you see that?" screams Pete.
"No, my trousers blocked my view, apoligises Simon.
Will staggers to his feet and sees Gareth lying unconscious on the mat. He climbs the turnbuckle and could it be?
Yes the "wobbly arm drop." 1...2...3
"Will is the champion of Pop Idol" shouts Dr Fox
What's this True Bottie Man is coming out to the ring. He's heading for Will. But Will manages to fight back and knocks him out of the ring. The 5 time champion of Bottie wrestling has been humiliated by the winner of Pop Idol. What next for the wrestler who has recently quit the WWF forum.
Will stands victorious in the ring the champion of Pop Idol.
The referee will be the woman judgee who I can't remember the name of.
"Puppies," Simon screams pulling his trousers up another couple of inches. Pete Waterman looks on in disgust.
Weighing in at 125 lb Gareth (screams from the crowd) and his opponent weighing in at 132lb Will (more screams). Both come out to their own music trying to intimidate each other
Gareth starts things of with a few quick punches to Will but it doesn't seem to have affected him. Will throws him into the corner and starts chopping away at his chest until the woman tells him to stop.
"This match is boring" moans Simon, "they've both chosen the wrong wrestling style."
"Will you ever be quiet, what the viewers don't know is that neither of them even knew what a wrestling match was until 2 seconds before the match."
Meanwhile in the ring Will starts to get the advantage giving Gareth a few body slams. Suddenly Will's arm seems to have got a mind of it's own and starts wobbling around wildly. Oh my God a huge punch to Gareth. He looks out of it.
"I haven't seen anything like that since the 50s," exclaims Pete.
"That was years ago, and call the damn match," says Simon, "I thought it was an average punch, I saw a better one in rehersal, I mean no I didn't.
Gareth climbs to his feet and amazingly hits a huge suplex. He motions to Will to get to his feet.
The Spike Spear!
Gareth used his spiky head to charge into Will's midsection. This match uis over. 1...2..
It's Darius! He's breaking up the 3 count. Will jumps up and Darius hits the "Eternal Flame" (Burning Hammer).
"Did you see that?" screams Pete.
"No, my trousers blocked my view, apoligises Simon.
Will staggers to his feet and sees Gareth lying unconscious on the mat. He climbs the turnbuckle and could it be?
Yes the "wobbly arm drop." 1...2...3
"Will is the champion of Pop Idol" shouts Dr Fox
What's this True Bottie Man is coming out to the ring. He's heading for Will. But Will manages to fight back and knocks him out of the ring. The 5 time champion of Bottie wrestling has been humiliated by the winner of Pop Idol. What next for the wrestler who has recently quit the WWF forum.
Will stands victorious in the ring the champion of Pop Idol.