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He was nearly suspended from Primary School for selling Icing sugar for monopoly money and much of the school pretended it was drugs.
Goddamn alcohol, affecting my memory already, there were many a more story which I remember not, so, well, REMINISE YOU PEOPLE! GO!!!
> This Dooch Juice... did you carry it around in a Dooch Bag?
Sadly no. By the way incase you were wondering, it was called Dooch Juice as my surname is Douch and a lot of people think it's pronounce Dooch. So through primary school that was my fantasticly amazing nickname and eventualy drink brand.
Er anyway real story time: I was a nasty pasty at school and one day (this was in Primary school) I got into a fight with a kid who was about half my size. I somehow managed to fling him around by his hair for a while, until a great handful ripped from his scalp and the shouts of war from the mob deminished, instantly replaced instead with a hushed dread. I knew I was in major guana and spent the next five minutes trying to run from the belligerent dinner ladies and several eager to please "the authority" plebs.
Soon I was overwhelmed by the "hounds" and my attempt to make reparative measures "make friends, make friends, never ever break friends" with the kid whose hair I was clutching in my fist at the time failed abysmaly.
The walk from the playground to the Head's office was my equivalent of the Green Mile.
Do it!
> IT WAS ONLY ONE LETTER!!! Plus, I'm not at school, so I don't NEED to
> spelll properlEy, WRONG SPEELING!! HHAHHA AGEN!!! TOOHEE, AWWW
Woah, retard...
Great stuff there Chris, really made me smile. I wish I had pastimes like that. The best I have is winning a 10 vs 1 fight :D
> that was some heavy reminising CDouch!
Yup.
"Promary school"