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I decided to interview all-knowing internet butler Jeeves about his thoughts on the consoles wars, and these forums. Here's a transcript of the review:
Me: Hello Jeeves, thanks for allowing me to interview you.
Jeeves: Hello my pretty, pretty......
Me: Moving on, what are your thoughts on the 'console wars'?
Jeeves: What does the technical music term 'console' mean?
Me: I was refering to games consoles!
Jeeves: New Age Consoles - Playstation 2, Xbox....
Me: So, not a fan of the Gamecube then?
Jeeves: Which is better, Xbox or GameCube?
Me: It depends, what type of games do you prefer?
Jeeves: Serious Fortress - Game Types
Me: Okay. What are your thoughts on handheld games?
Jeeves: Game Boy Advance
Me: So, are you a fan of the GBA?
Jeeves: The Maniacal Cube - It's so good you'll like it!!
Me: So you're impressed with the GBA - GCN link?
Jeeves: Let Jesus have an influence in your life today.
Me: What?
Jeeves: What to Do ? What to Be ? What to Hear ?
Me: Moving swiftly on then, what do you know about Special Reserve?
Jeeves: Special Reserve Discount Network PC, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, Nintendo 64, Pokemon, Gameboy, NeoGeo. Buy official UK...
Me: And have you visited the FOG forums?
Jeeves: Fees for Visiting the Forum
Me: No? Did one of the regulars try to charge you?
Jeeves: Time Waits for No One
Me: Okay then, one last question, WTF is a Grix Thraves?
Jeeves: Question of the week
Me: You don't know, do you?
Jeeves: What do you know?
Me: Look buddy, I'm the interviewer here!
Jeeves: How can I deal with different questions in an interview?
Me: Why do you answer a question with a question?
Jeeves: Questions, Questioning, Exploring, Investigating, Deciding, and Seeking Solutions
Me: Solutions to what?
Jeeves: Poetic Solutions
Me: You're a wazzock!
Jeeves: Slang
Me: I don't care. Interview over. Thanks for nothing!
Jeeves: Submit your Prayer Requests
Me: What? Shut up, I'm going now.
Jeeves: Damn, now I'm going to have to roll a Conjurer just so I can clairvoyance him...
At this point I left, as Jeeves was beginning to scare me....
Me: Hello Jeeves, thanks for allowing me to interview you.
Jeeves: Hello my pretty, pretty......
Me: Moving on, what are your thoughts on the 'console wars'?
Jeeves: What does the technical music term 'console' mean?
Me: I was refering to games consoles!
Jeeves: New Age Consoles - Playstation 2, Xbox....
Me: So, not a fan of the Gamecube then?
Jeeves: Which is better, Xbox or GameCube?
Me: It depends, what type of games do you prefer?
Jeeves: Serious Fortress - Game Types
Me: Okay. What are your thoughts on handheld games?
Jeeves: Game Boy Advance
Me: So, are you a fan of the GBA?
Jeeves: The Maniacal Cube - It's so good you'll like it!!
Me: So you're impressed with the GBA - GCN link?
Jeeves: Let Jesus have an influence in your life today.
Me: What?
Jeeves: What to Do ? What to Be ? What to Hear ?
Me: Moving swiftly on then, what do you know about Special Reserve?
Jeeves: Special Reserve Discount Network PC, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, Nintendo 64, Pokemon, Gameboy, NeoGeo. Buy official UK...
Me: And have you visited the FOG forums?
Jeeves: Fees for Visiting the Forum
Me: No? Did one of the regulars try to charge you?
Jeeves: Time Waits for No One
Me: Okay then, one last question, WTF is a Grix Thraves?
Jeeves: Question of the week
Me: You don't know, do you?
Jeeves: What do you know?
Me: Look buddy, I'm the interviewer here!
Jeeves: How can I deal with different questions in an interview?
Me: Why do you answer a question with a question?
Jeeves: Questions, Questioning, Exploring, Investigating, Deciding, and Seeking Solutions
Me: Solutions to what?
Jeeves: Poetic Solutions
Me: You're a wazzock!
Jeeves: Slang
Me: I don't care. Interview over. Thanks for nothing!
Jeeves: Submit your Prayer Requests
Me: What? Shut up, I'm going now.
Jeeves: Damn, now I'm going to have to roll a Conjurer just so I can clairvoyance him...
At this point I left, as Jeeves was beginning to scare me....
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I decided to interview all-knowing internet butler Jeeves about his thoughts on the consoles wars, and these forums. Here's a transcript of the review:
Me: Hello Jeeves, thanks for allowing me to interview you.
Jeeves: Hello my pretty, pretty......
Me: Moving on, what are your thoughts on the 'console wars'?
Jeeves: What does the technical music term 'console' mean?
Me: I was refering to games consoles!
Jeeves: New Age Consoles - Playstation 2, Xbox....
Me: So, not a fan of the Gamecube then?
Jeeves: Which is better, Xbox or GameCube?
Me: It depends, what type of games do you prefer?
Jeeves: Serious Fortress - Game Types
Me: Okay. What are your thoughts on handheld games?
Jeeves: Game Boy Advance
Me: So, are you a fan of the GBA?
Jeeves: The Maniacal Cube - It's so good you'll like it!!
Me: So you're impressed with the GBA - GCN link?
Jeeves: Let Jesus have an influence in your life today.
Me: What?
Jeeves: What to Do ? What to Be ? What to Hear ?
Me: Moving swiftly on then, what do you know about Special Reserve?
Jeeves: Special Reserve Discount Network PC, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, Nintendo 64, Pokemon, Gameboy, NeoGeo. Buy official UK...
Me: And have you visited the FOG forums?
Jeeves: Fees for Visiting the Forum
Me: No? Did one of the regulars try to charge you?
Jeeves: Time Waits for No One
Me: Okay then, one last question, WTF is a Grix Thraves?
Jeeves: Question of the week
Me: You don't know, do you?
Jeeves: What do you know?
Me: Look buddy, I'm the interviewer here!
Jeeves: How can I deal with different questions in an interview?
Me: Why do you answer a question with a question?
Jeeves: Questions, Questioning, Exploring, Investigating, Deciding, and Seeking Solutions
Me: Solutions to what?
Jeeves: Poetic Solutions
Me: You're a wazzock!
Jeeves: Slang
Me: I don't care. Interview over. Thanks for nothing!
Jeeves: Submit your Prayer Requests
Me: What? Shut up, I'm going now.
Jeeves: Damn, now I'm going to have to roll a Conjurer just so I can clairvoyance him...
At this point I left, as Jeeves was beginning to scare me....
Me: Hello Jeeves, thanks for allowing me to interview you.
Jeeves: Hello my pretty, pretty......
Me: Moving on, what are your thoughts on the 'console wars'?
Jeeves: What does the technical music term 'console' mean?
Me: I was refering to games consoles!
Jeeves: New Age Consoles - Playstation 2, Xbox....
Me: So, not a fan of the Gamecube then?
Jeeves: Which is better, Xbox or GameCube?
Me: It depends, what type of games do you prefer?
Jeeves: Serious Fortress - Game Types
Me: Okay. What are your thoughts on handheld games?
Jeeves: Game Boy Advance
Me: So, are you a fan of the GBA?
Jeeves: The Maniacal Cube - It's so good you'll like it!!
Me: So you're impressed with the GBA - GCN link?
Jeeves: Let Jesus have an influence in your life today.
Me: What?
Jeeves: What to Do ? What to Be ? What to Hear ?
Me: Moving swiftly on then, what do you know about Special Reserve?
Jeeves: Special Reserve Discount Network PC, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, Nintendo 64, Pokemon, Gameboy, NeoGeo. Buy official UK...
Me: And have you visited the FOG forums?
Jeeves: Fees for Visiting the Forum
Me: No? Did one of the regulars try to charge you?
Jeeves: Time Waits for No One
Me: Okay then, one last question, WTF is a Grix Thraves?
Jeeves: Question of the week
Me: You don't know, do you?
Jeeves: What do you know?
Me: Look buddy, I'm the interviewer here!
Jeeves: How can I deal with different questions in an interview?
Me: Why do you answer a question with a question?
Jeeves: Questions, Questioning, Exploring, Investigating, Deciding, and Seeking Solutions
Me: Solutions to what?
Jeeves: Poetic Solutions
Me: You're a wazzock!
Jeeves: Slang
Me: I don't care. Interview over. Thanks for nothing!
Jeeves: Submit your Prayer Requests
Me: What? Shut up, I'm going now.
Jeeves: Damn, now I'm going to have to roll a Conjurer just so I can clairvoyance him...
At this point I left, as Jeeves was beginning to scare me....
You must be *really* bored at work...
Any chance of another... WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!?
Any chance of another... WHEN CONSOLES ATTACK!?
Your Honour wrote:
> You must be *really* bored at work...
I have a mental block, stopping me from working today!
Any chance of another... WHEN CONSOLES
> ATTACK!?
Not for a while. There's only so many ways you can injure yourself with a console, so it's on a break!
> You must be *really* bored at work...
I have a mental block, stopping me from working today!
Any chance of another... WHEN CONSOLES
> ATTACK!?
Not for a while. There's only so many ways you can injure yourself with a console, so it's on a break!
That cheered me up, anyway. :0)
Superb, that made me laugh. :D
Hehe, good one Meka!
Made me laugh..... quite a lot actually. :D
Made me laugh..... quite a lot actually. :D
hehe great story made me laugh a lot. :-)
Heh, that's the most coherent I've ever seen Jeeves actually...
great post almost GAD worthy (smirk)
LOL- that was great. Quality, sheer quality...
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