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“O man, I reek, I haven't had a bath all year.”
“What do you call an exploding monkey?
Baboom.”
“Hear about the Irish woodworm?
Found dead inside a brick.”
“A white horse goes into a pub, orders a pint of heavy.
Barman says, "I've got a whisky named after you!"
White horse replies, "what, Bert?"
(for the uninitiated, White Horse whisky does exist)”
“Kids are back at school after Christmas.
Teacher: Right then, who can tell me what they got for Christmas?
Johnny: Please Miss; I got a little p#ssy cat!
Teacher: No Johnny, you're six now, stop using baby words. You got a kitten. Who else?
Jimmy: Please Miss, I got a little doggy!
Teacher: Jimmy, you are six as well, you should no longer be using baby words. You got a puppy. Next.
Billy: Please Miss, I got a book!
Teacher: What was the title of the book, Billy?
Billy: *Thinks for a minute* Please Miss, Winnie The S***e!"
Flux.
“What do you call an exploding monkey?
Baboom.”
“Hear about the Irish woodworm?
Found dead inside a brick.”
“A white horse goes into a pub, orders a pint of heavy.
Barman says, "I've got a whisky named after you!"
White horse replies, "what, Bert?"
(for the uninitiated, White Horse whisky does exist)”
“Kids are back at school after Christmas.
Teacher: Right then, who can tell me what they got for Christmas?
Johnny: Please Miss; I got a little p#ssy cat!
Teacher: No Johnny, you're six now, stop using baby words. You got a kitten. Who else?
Jimmy: Please Miss, I got a little doggy!
Teacher: Jimmy, you are six as well, you should no longer be using baby words. You got a puppy. Next.
Billy: Please Miss, I got a book!
Teacher: What was the title of the book, Billy?
Billy: *Thinks for a minute* Please Miss, Winnie The S***e!"
Flux.
Nice jokes. :D
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
How do you circumcise a red-neck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
:P
A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
How do you circumcise a red-neck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
:P
Hehe. No probs :)
Here's some, you've probably heard them though:
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
A man walks into a bar
Ouch!
Who hit the ground first, the dumb blonde, the intelligent blonde, or Santa Clause?
The dumb blonde, cause the others don't exist.
Soryy, i should be ashamed of myself, i'm not, however.
Ah well.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
A man walks into a bar
Ouch!
Who hit the ground first, the dumb blonde, the intelligent blonde, or Santa Clause?
The dumb blonde, cause the others don't exist.
Soryy, i should be ashamed of myself, i'm not, however.
Ah well.
“Hear about the Irish woodworm?
Found dead inside a brick.”
heh hehe heheheh :D
ah jokes about the irish. Nice one.
Found dead inside a brick.”
heh hehe heheheh :D
ah jokes about the irish. Nice one.
LoL :)
Nice :-)
“O man, I reek, I haven't had a bath all year.”
“What do you call an exploding monkey?
Baboom.”
“Hear about the Irish woodworm?
Found dead inside a brick.”
“A white horse goes into a pub, orders a pint of heavy.
Barman says, "I've got a whisky named after you!"
White horse replies, "what, Bert?"
(for the uninitiated, White Horse whisky does exist)”
“Kids are back at school after Christmas.
Teacher: Right then, who can tell me what they got for Christmas?
Johnny: Please Miss; I got a little p#ssy cat!
Teacher: No Johnny, you're six now, stop using baby words. You got a kitten. Who else?
Jimmy: Please Miss, I got a little doggy!
Teacher: Jimmy, you are six as well, you should no longer be using baby words. You got a puppy. Next.
Billy: Please Miss, I got a book!
Teacher: What was the title of the book, Billy?
Billy: *Thinks for a minute* Please Miss, Winnie The S***e!"
Flux.
“What do you call an exploding monkey?
Baboom.”
“Hear about the Irish woodworm?
Found dead inside a brick.”
“A white horse goes into a pub, orders a pint of heavy.
Barman says, "I've got a whisky named after you!"
White horse replies, "what, Bert?"
(for the uninitiated, White Horse whisky does exist)”
“Kids are back at school after Christmas.
Teacher: Right then, who can tell me what they got for Christmas?
Johnny: Please Miss; I got a little p#ssy cat!
Teacher: No Johnny, you're six now, stop using baby words. You got a kitten. Who else?
Jimmy: Please Miss, I got a little doggy!
Teacher: Jimmy, you are six as well, you should no longer be using baby words. You got a puppy. Next.
Billy: Please Miss, I got a book!
Teacher: What was the title of the book, Billy?
Billy: *Thinks for a minute* Please Miss, Winnie The S***e!"
Flux.