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Came across a web site that asks you a few questions and then creates a customised Big Brother review for you. So I wondered, what if they ever did a WWF Big Brother? Here's what happened...
Big Brother!
Day 1 - Stone Cold Steve Austin admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Trish Stratus. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Jazz is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Triple H later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. The Rock creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Stacy Kiebler hits him with a A Steel Chair.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of Madison Square Garden out of Strudle. After much persuasion by The Rock, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the Madison Square Garden task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Triple H, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat in the house, eats half the Strudle. Stacy Kiebler is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the Madison Square Garden task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Triple H chuffs and blows Madison Square Garden over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Trish Stratus cries.
6 - The Rock gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Trish Stratus admits that she likes to be spanked on the bum with a A Steel Chair. Stone Cold Steve Austin says he never wears condoms because they make his nipple sore and The Rock agrees. Jazz goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual. Triple H sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up The Rock.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Stone Cold Steve Austin goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Stacy Kiebler and Trish Stratus are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Stone Cold Steve Austin.
9 - Stacy Kiebler and Trish Stratus are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Jazz sings them a song - 'The Beautiful People' by Marilyn Manson - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Trish Stratus out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Trish Stratus leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Trish Stratus's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Jazz has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Stacy Kiebler is visibly depressed and is comforted by The Rock, who tries to touch her on her Bum-Cheek.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of The Rock touching Stacy Kiebler's Bum-Cheek over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Triple H refuses to run because his Nipple hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Triple H finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Stacy Kiebler calls Triple H a lazy Nipple.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Stone Cold Steve Austin tells everyone individually that he thinks Stacy Kiebler is a ho. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Stacy Kiebler and The Rock are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Stone Cold Steve Austin.
16 - The nominations are announced. Stacy Kiebler can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. The Rock is equally stunned and turns to Stacy Kiebler for comfort. Triple H is distraught and confesses to Jazz that he thinks he is in love with The Rock. Jazz says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote The Rock out of the house. Stacy Kiebler says she is gutted and even gives The Rock a clipping of hair from her Bum-Cheek to prove how much she cares. Triple H is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. The Rock leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Stacy Kiebler clipping the hair from her Bum-Cheek. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Cuba in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Cuba sounds like but Triple H says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Stone Cold Steve Austin as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Stone Cold Steve Austin successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Cuba but also God Save The Queen, 'The Beautiful People' by Marilyn Manson and the theme tune to Smackdown. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Stone Cold Steve Austin tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Triple H and Jazz are nominated.
23 - Triple H and Jazz take their nominations well and sit down with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Stacy Kiebler to discuss why they voted for them. Stone Cold Steve Austin keeps quiet but Stacy Kiebler accuses Triple H of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred Nipple before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote Jazz out of the house and nobody really gives a. Jazz leaves.
25 - Stone Cold Steve Austin becomes the first housemate to have a. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Stone Cold Steve Austin's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a .
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Vince McMahon's poo using only a A Steel Chair. Stone Cold Steve Austin is unsure but Triple H is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Triple H breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Vince McMahon incident from his childhood. Stacy Kiebler tries to persuade him to stay but Stone Cold Steve Austin sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Triple H decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Vince McMahon dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely drunk on some vegetable wine, made by Stacy Kiebler from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Stone Cold Steve Austin asks Stacy Kiebler to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Stone Cold Steve Austin nominates Stacy Kiebler to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Stacy Kiebler.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Stacy Kiebler graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Stone Cold Steve Austin is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Stone Cold Steve Austin takes his £70,000 and runs away to Cuba. Nobody, including Stacy Kiebler, ever sees him again.
Big Brother!
Day 1 - Stone Cold Steve Austin admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Trish Stratus. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Jazz is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Triple H later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. The Rock creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Stacy Kiebler hits him with a A Steel Chair.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of Madison Square Garden out of Strudle. After much persuasion by The Rock, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the Madison Square Garden task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Triple H, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat
5 - Today is the day when the Madison Square Garden task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Triple H chuffs and blows Madison Square Garden over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Trish Stratus cries.
6 - The Rock gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Trish Stratus admits that she likes to be spanked on the bum with a A Steel Chair. Stone Cold Steve Austin says he never wears condoms because they make his nipple sore and The Rock agrees. Jazz goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Stone Cold Steve Austin goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Stacy Kiebler and Trish Stratus are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Stone Cold Steve Austin.
9 - Stacy Kiebler and Trish Stratus are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Jazz sings them a song - 'The Beautiful People' by Marilyn Manson - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Trish Stratus out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Trish Stratus leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Trish Stratus's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Jazz has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Stacy Kiebler is visibly depressed and is comforted by The Rock, who tries to touch her on her Bum-Cheek.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of The Rock touching Stacy Kiebler's Bum-Cheek over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Triple H refuses to run because his Nipple hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Triple H finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Stacy Kiebler calls Triple H a lazy Nipple.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Stone Cold Steve Austin tells everyone individually that he thinks Stacy Kiebler is a ho. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Stacy Kiebler and The Rock are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Stone Cold Steve Austin.
16 - The nominations are announced. Stacy Kiebler can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. The Rock is equally stunned and turns to Stacy Kiebler for comfort. Triple H is distraught and confesses to Jazz that he thinks he is in love with The Rock. Jazz says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote The Rock out of the house. Stacy Kiebler says she is gutted and even gives The Rock a clipping of hair from her Bum-Cheek to prove how much she cares. Triple H is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. The Rock leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Stacy Kiebler clipping the hair from her Bum-Cheek. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Cuba in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Cuba sounds like but Triple H says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Stone Cold Steve Austin as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Stone Cold Steve Austin successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Cuba but also God Save The Queen, 'The Beautiful People' by Marilyn Manson and the theme tune to Smackdown. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Stone Cold Steve Austin tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Triple H and Jazz are nominated.
23 - Triple H and Jazz take their nominations well and sit down with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Stacy Kiebler to discuss why they voted for them. Stone Cold Steve Austin keeps quiet but Stacy Kiebler accuses Triple H of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred Nipple before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote Jazz out of the house and nobody really gives a
25 - Stone Cold Steve Austin becomes the first housemate to have a
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Vince McMahon's poo using only a A Steel Chair. Stone Cold Steve Austin is unsure but Triple H is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Triple H breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Vince McMahon incident from his childhood. Stacy Kiebler tries to persuade him to stay but Stone Cold Steve Austin sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Triple H decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Vince McMahon dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely drunk on some vegetable wine, made by Stacy Kiebler from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Stone Cold Steve Austin asks Stacy Kiebler to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Stone Cold Steve Austin nominates Stacy Kiebler to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Stacy Kiebler.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Stacy Kiebler graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Stone Cold Steve Austin is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Stone Cold Steve Austin takes his £70,000 and runs away to Cuba. Nobody, including Stacy Kiebler, ever sees him again.
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I don't know. Like i said it was a piece of stand-alone html (java script) coding. Unless you are a member of the MSN community in question...you can't access it.
yeh cong man whats the address to do it your self?
Yep, thats right...it is the same stuff everytime. It wasn't a web-site as such, it was a piece of HTML code attatched to the end of a message posted in a community that I belong to.
what is the address?
I don't remember what the site was, but as far as I remember it was the same stuff each time, but with different items - ie steel chair, the music, who's in it etc
What site did you get this from Cong Man? I wouldn't mind doing one for myself and having a read through.
Does it always come up the same or is it a random thing?
Ta
Does it always come up the same or is it a random thing?
Ta
LMAO! Congie that was great.
Clipping off hair off Stacy's bum cheek :D LOL
Clipping off hair off Stacy's bum cheek :D LOL
I've seen loads of these, all you do is put in a number of names and items and it writes it all for you
LMAO!! Brilliant stuff Congie, like Mikeall said you can sort of imagine it actually happening.
Definitely GD worthy, great post.
Favourite bit was Jazz singing Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson to cheer them up. :D
Definitely GD worthy, great post.
Favourite bit was Jazz singing Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson to cheer them up. :D
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