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Jokes:
If a man does something and there is no woman about is it still wrong?
I asked God for a tree and he game me a forest. I asked God for a book and he gave me a library. I asked God for a problem and he gave me a Woman
A man walks into a pub and slips on some poo. A second man come in and slip on the poo too. The first man turns to him and says "I did that" to which the second replies "You filty git use the loos"
Through the DARK DARK door of the house and in to the DARK DARK cellar there was a DARK DARK cupboard with a DARK DARK door and in the DARK DARK cupboard was an electritian mending the fuse.
Please add your jokes.
If a man does something and there is no woman about is it still wrong?
I asked God for a tree and he game me a forest. I asked God for a book and he gave me a library. I asked God for a problem and he gave me a Woman
A man walks into a pub and slips on some poo. A second man come in and slip on the poo too. The first man turns to him and says "I did that" to which the second replies "You filty git use the loos"
Through the DARK DARK door of the house and in to the DARK DARK cellar there was a DARK DARK cupboard with a DARK DARK door and in the DARK DARK cupboard was an electritian mending the fuse.
Please add your jokes.
Damn you! All of these jokes are old and you're posting them in the wrong forum.
*slaps 'sniper master bater' in the face*
*slaps 'sniper master bater' in the face*
I forgot a few:
A skeleton walks into a pub and asks for a pint of beer and a mop!
Why does DOS never say "Exelent file name"
God appears to a man and says you can have 1 wish. The man says he wants a bridge from Japan to the UK with 1,000,000 candles that never go out. God paused and said "isnt there anything else" to which the man said "how does a woman work?" God paused and then said "How many candels?"
A skeleton walks into a pub and asks for a pint of beer and a mop!
Why does DOS never say "Exelent file name"
God appears to a man and says you can have 1 wish. The man says he wants a bridge from Japan to the UK with 1,000,000 candles that never go out. God paused and said "isnt there anything else" to which the man said "how does a woman work?" God paused and then said "How many candels?"
Wrong forum.
*looks down at 'sniper master' with disdain in his eyes*
*looks down at 'sniper master' with disdain in his eyes*
Jokes:
If a man does something and there is no woman about is it still wrong?
I asked God for a tree and he game me a forest. I asked God for a book and he gave me a library. I asked God for a problem and he gave me a Woman
A man walks into a pub and slips on some poo. A second man come in and slip on the poo too. The first man turns to him and says "I did that" to which the second replies "You filty git use the loos"
Through the DARK DARK door of the house and in to the DARK DARK cellar there was a DARK DARK cupboard with a DARK DARK door and in the DARK DARK cupboard was an electritian mending the fuse.
Please add your jokes.
If a man does something and there is no woman about is it still wrong?
I asked God for a tree and he game me a forest. I asked God for a book and he gave me a library. I asked God for a problem and he gave me a Woman
A man walks into a pub and slips on some poo. A second man come in and slip on the poo too. The first man turns to him and says "I did that" to which the second replies "You filty git use the loos"
Through the DARK DARK door of the house and in to the DARK DARK cellar there was a DARK DARK cupboard with a DARK DARK door and in the DARK DARK cupboard was an electritian mending the fuse.
Please add your jokes.