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I have to help Asher D for letting me be a follower of this Stryke Irwin spoof.
Hope you enjoy it
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*In some mysterious grassy plains*
Stryke (Irwin)= Hello mates and welcome ta Stryke Irwin’s Guide ta Picking Up Chicks! Today we have a boy that is a loyal fan of mine. He wrote a letter ta me a while back and I still carry it with me today because it’s so touching.
“Styke pulls out a piece of paper out of his pockets”
Stryke= “clears throat” It reads “ Mr. Stryke I loath your show. I rather die a miserable death than stand in front of my television one afternoon and see your dreadful face along side dumb animals. I loath you so much!”. See the deliberate way he misspelled “love” just to get my attention. The other stuff he wrote must have been a mistake too. Now here he is. Give a warm animal welcome ta…..GERRID!!!
Gerrid= I hate you so very…
Stryke= Hush mate. Do ya smell that?
Gerrid= Smells like stupidity!
Stryke= No mate it smells like…….female crocodile poo!
“Stryke drops on the floor and drags his nose across the floor for a while”
Stryke= I found it. Look how lovely it is.
Gerrid= Ew, that’s just poo!
“Stryke picks it up in his hands and stands to his feet”
Stryke=”while giving the poo a big sniff” Ohhhhh, this is surely female crocodile poo! See the steam rising from it? That means it’s fresh. Do you know what this means young mate?
Gerrid= That you’re a poo smelling freak!
Stryke= Close mate but you’re wrong. It means that there are females close. Everyone knows that wherever female crocodiles are, female humans are close by!
Gerrid= What kind of drugs do you take before you do one of these shows?
Stryke= Heroine…. But that’s out of the subject mate! WAIT! Look over there! It seems that there is a lovely female camping! We have to go greet her mate!
“Stryke Irwin sneaks over to the lady’s campsite with Gerrid follows close behind him”
Stryke= Hello lady mate how is you doing?
Mystique= Well, I was doing fine before you came.
Stryke=”whispers to the camera” It seems like this one here is putting up a fight. But don’t worry I have a plan!
“Stryke Irwin looks around the floor”
Mystique= Hey kid what is he doing?
Gerrid= Don’t worry about him. He’s on Heroine.
Mystique= Figures….
“Stryke bends down to pick something off the floor”
Stryke= Look what I have here! This is one of the most venomous snakes in the world. If someone didn’t know how to hold it properly like I am know they will be in for a trip when the snake unleashes it’s deadly bite!
Mystique= I DON’T CARE! Why are you giving me a lecture! Just keep it away from me!
“Stryke pretends to trip on a rock and throws the snake at Mystique”
Stryke= Opps, I’m sooo clumsy.
Mystique= Help me!! It’s biting my neck! Don’t just stand there help me!
“Mystique runs around Gerrid and Stryke while screaming her lungs out and the snake still attached to her neck”
Gerrid= Okay Irwin as amazingly funny as this is…you have to help her.
Stryke= Of course mate.
“Stryke stops Mystique and carefully removes the snake from her neck”
Mystique= What took you so long you idiot!!!!
Stryke= “winks at camera” There must be some venom in her neck I better….“winks again”…suck it out.
“Stryke begins sucking on Mystique’s neck”
Stryke= Yummmmm…..I mean….I sure am taking out that venom…
“Mystique pushes Stryke away”
Mystique= I rather die from this venom than you continue sucking on me!
Stryke= Suits me mighty fiiine mate.
Mystique= What did you say? You said you have a monkey/elephant named Kate?
Gerrid= The venom must be making her deaf! Should you help her!
Stryke= Lets just not and say that we did mate.
Mystique= I….hate….
“Mystique falls on the floor dead”
Stryke= Poor mate. I could of let her survive if she gave me a kiss.
Zombie Mystique= THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
“The undead Mystique gets up and starts biting flesh off Stryke Irwin’s neck while Gerrid watches in confusion”
Gerrid= “turns to the camera” Well, all you people that have no lives because you watch this crap….I think that’s the end of the show. From Gerrid the new partner of Stryke Irwin, Goodbye and Goodnight.
Stryke= Oh, I love it when girls enjoy the neck. AHHHHH, pain hurts!!!!
THE END
Drunk
Hope you enjoy it
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*In some mysterious grassy plains*
Stryke (Irwin)= Hello mates and welcome ta Stryke Irwin’s Guide ta Picking Up Chicks! Today we have a boy that is a loyal fan of mine. He wrote a letter ta me a while back and I still carry it with me today because it’s so touching.
“Styke pulls out a piece of paper out of his pockets”
Stryke= “clears throat” It reads “ Mr. Stryke I loath your show. I rather die a miserable death than stand in front of my television one afternoon and see your dreadful face along side dumb animals. I loath you so much!”. See the deliberate way he misspelled “love” just to get my attention. The other stuff he wrote must have been a mistake too. Now here he is. Give a warm animal welcome ta…..GERRID!!!
Gerrid= I hate you so very…
Stryke= Hush mate. Do ya smell that?
Gerrid= Smells like stupidity!
Stryke= No mate it smells like…….female crocodile poo!
“Stryke drops on the floor and drags his nose across the floor for a while”
Stryke= I found it. Look how lovely it is.
Gerrid= Ew, that’s just poo!
“Stryke picks it up in his hands and stands to his feet”
Stryke=”while giving the poo a big sniff” Ohhhhh, this is surely female crocodile poo! See the steam rising from it? That means it’s fresh. Do you know what this means young mate?
Gerrid= That you’re a poo smelling freak!
Stryke= Close mate but you’re wrong. It means that there are females close. Everyone knows that wherever female crocodiles are, female humans are close by!
Gerrid= What kind of drugs do you take before you do one of these shows?
Stryke= Heroine…. But that’s out of the subject mate! WAIT! Look over there! It seems that there is a lovely female camping! We have to go greet her mate!
“Stryke Irwin sneaks over to the lady’s campsite with Gerrid follows close behind him”
Stryke= Hello lady mate how is you doing?
Mystique= Well, I was doing fine before you came.
Stryke=”whispers to the camera” It seems like this one here is putting up a fight. But don’t worry I have a plan!
“Stryke Irwin looks around the floor”
Mystique= Hey kid what is he doing?
Gerrid= Don’t worry about him. He’s on Heroine.
Mystique= Figures….
“Stryke bends down to pick something off the floor”
Stryke= Look what I have here! This is one of the most venomous snakes in the world. If someone didn’t know how to hold it properly like I am know they will be in for a trip when the snake unleashes it’s deadly bite!
Mystique= I DON’T CARE! Why are you giving me a lecture! Just keep it away from me!
“Stryke pretends to trip on a rock and throws the snake at Mystique”
Stryke= Opps, I’m sooo clumsy.
Mystique= Help me!! It’s biting my neck! Don’t just stand there help me!
“Mystique runs around Gerrid and Stryke while screaming her lungs out and the snake still attached to her neck”
Gerrid= Okay Irwin as amazingly funny as this is…you have to help her.
Stryke= Of course mate.
“Stryke stops Mystique and carefully removes the snake from her neck”
Mystique= What took you so long you idiot!!!!
Stryke= “winks at camera” There must be some venom in her neck I better….“winks again”…suck it out.
“Stryke begins sucking on Mystique’s neck”
Stryke= Yummmmm…..I mean….I sure am taking out that venom…
“Mystique pushes Stryke away”
Mystique= I rather die from this venom than you continue sucking on me!
Stryke= Suits me mighty fiiine mate.
Mystique= What did you say? You said you have a monkey/elephant named Kate?
Gerrid= The venom must be making her deaf! Should you help her!
Stryke= Lets just not and say that we did mate.
Mystique= I….hate….
“Mystique falls on the floor dead”
Stryke= Poor mate. I could of let her survive if she gave me a kiss.
Zombie Mystique= THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
“The undead Mystique gets up and starts biting flesh off Stryke Irwin’s neck while Gerrid watches in confusion”
Gerrid= “turns to the camera” Well, all you people that have no lives because you watch this crap….I think that’s the end of the show. From Gerrid the new partner of Stryke Irwin, Goodbye and Goodnight.
Stryke= Oh, I love it when girls enjoy the neck. AHHHHH, pain hurts!!!!
THE END
Drunk
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Mystique wrote:
> And why do I always end up being the one who gets
> sucked/naked/boned?
> Hello?! Hercules!
your the only female and we all have dirty minds.
lesbiens.
> And why do I always end up being the one who gets
> sucked/naked/boned?
> Hello?! Hercules!
your the only female and we all have dirty minds.
lesbiens.
Idlewild wrote:
> MY post is Gad worthy. Go read it. Or not. Because it is rubbles.
You mongrel. Stealing my words. Why I oughta!!!!!!!!
> MY post is Gad worthy. Go read it. Or not. Because it is rubbles.
You mongrel. Stealing my words. Why I oughta!!!!!!!!
I don't remember agreeing to yet another petty theft of my idea.
MY post is Gad worthy. Go read it. Or not. Because it is rubbles.
Great DC, plenty of poo, you cant go wrong with poo, yip, poo, it works all the time, poo.
:)
Good contender for GAD.
:)
Good contender for GAD.
very good as usual, DC. i think this is GAD worthy...
Gerid say poo? he'll get his blades man, BLADES!
Memorandum wrote:
> yes this deserves to
Thank you bery much you.:-)
> yes this deserves to
Thank you bery much you.:-)
em, if when you say "chick" tyou mean girl then
bok bok bok *pecks at your face*
bok bok bok *pecks at your face*
yes this deserves to
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