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Here is, to my knowledge, the first joke I have ever posted here:
A man joins the army, and is stationed in the suddan desert. On his first day, his commander asks him into his office, gives him his orders, and as a final point says:
"Often men who serve in the desert some time 'miss women' so to speak. So, if you ever feel desperate, use the camel in the corner"
The commander points to a cammel in the corner of the barracks. The new officer, however, says "It's ok, I'll never get THAT despirate!"
Anyway, months pass, and the man is gagging for it. So, he goes into the commander's office and sayd that he needs to use the cammel. The commander give him the green light and offers some help:
"If you want, you can stnad on my back- cammels are quite high".
The soldier agree, and so stands on the commanders back, and gives the cammel a good seeing to.
At the end of it, he gets off and says to the commander,
"That was wonderful... what do the other men think?"
To which the commander replies:
"The other men usually use the cammel to ride into town."
Sonic
A man joins the army, and is stationed in the suddan desert. On his first day, his commander asks him into his office, gives him his orders, and as a final point says:
"Often men who serve in the desert some time 'miss women' so to speak. So, if you ever feel desperate, use the camel in the corner"
The commander points to a cammel in the corner of the barracks. The new officer, however, says "It's ok, I'll never get THAT despirate!"
Anyway, months pass, and the man is gagging for it. So, he goes into the commander's office and sayd that he needs to use the cammel. The commander give him the green light and offers some help:
"If you want, you can stnad on my back- cammels are quite high".
The soldier agree, and so stands on the commanders back, and gives the cammel a good seeing to.
At the end of it, he gets off and says to the commander,
"That was wonderful... what do the other men think?"
To which the commander replies:
"The other men usually use the cammel to ride into town."
Sonic
Heard that one a long time ago. Oub Jokes book.
A man, who has been a laywer his entire life, decides to retire and goes out in the middle of nowhere - somewhere up in Scotland. After six months of being alone, there is a huge knock on the door. So, the laywer goes to open it.
At the door is a massive Scots man.
"Hello" he says. "I am Hamish and I live on the other side of Town. I was wondering if you wanted to come to a party I'm having next week".
"Well, I've been here alone for 6 months, I think it's about time I meet some of the locals" replied the lawyer.
"Excellent - although, I do warn you, there is some pretty heavy drinking at these parties, replied Hamish".
"That's fine, I've drunk with the best of them in my time" said the laywer.
"Good" replied Hamish. "Although, there is another thing, I've seen some pretty aggressive fights"
To which the laywer replied "That's fine, I get on well with most people and I can take care of myself.
"Last thing" replied Hamish. "There's some pretty wild sex at these parties".
"Now you're talking" replied the laywer. "What time should I arrive"
"Anytime you want - it's only the both of us, after all" replied Hamish.
A man, who has been a laywer his entire life, decides to retire and goes out in the middle of nowhere - somewhere up in Scotland. After six months of being alone, there is a huge knock on the door. So, the laywer goes to open it.
At the door is a massive Scots man.
"Hello" he says. "I am Hamish and I live on the other side of Town. I was wondering if you wanted to come to a party I'm having next week".
"Well, I've been here alone for 6 months, I think it's about time I meet some of the locals" replied the lawyer.
"Excellent - although, I do warn you, there is some pretty heavy drinking at these parties, replied Hamish".
"That's fine, I've drunk with the best of them in my time" said the laywer.
"Good" replied Hamish. "Although, there is another thing, I've seen some pretty aggressive fights"
To which the laywer replied "That's fine, I get on well with most people and I can take care of myself.
"Last thing" replied Hamish. "There's some pretty wild sex at these parties".
"Now you're talking" replied the laywer. "What time should I arrive"
"Anytime you want - it's only the both of us, after all" replied Hamish.
this one... from an old copy of maxim I was reading at the barbers today!
Sonic
Sonic
LOL!
Great joke. Where do you people get these from?
Great joke. Where do you people get these from?
Excellent!
*titters*
Here is, to my knowledge, the first joke I have ever posted here:
A man joins the army, and is stationed in the suddan desert. On his first day, his commander asks him into his office, gives him his orders, and as a final point says:
"Often men who serve in the desert some time 'miss women' so to speak. So, if you ever feel desperate, use the camel in the corner"
The commander points to a cammel in the corner of the barracks. The new officer, however, says "It's ok, I'll never get THAT despirate!"
Anyway, months pass, and the man is gagging for it. So, he goes into the commander's office and sayd that he needs to use the cammel. The commander give him the green light and offers some help:
"If you want, you can stnad on my back- cammels are quite high".
The soldier agree, and so stands on the commanders back, and gives the cammel a good seeing to.
At the end of it, he gets off and says to the commander,
"That was wonderful... what do the other men think?"
To which the commander replies:
"The other men usually use the cammel to ride into town."
Sonic
A man joins the army, and is stationed in the suddan desert. On his first day, his commander asks him into his office, gives him his orders, and as a final point says:
"Often men who serve in the desert some time 'miss women' so to speak. So, if you ever feel desperate, use the camel in the corner"
The commander points to a cammel in the corner of the barracks. The new officer, however, says "It's ok, I'll never get THAT despirate!"
Anyway, months pass, and the man is gagging for it. So, he goes into the commander's office and sayd that he needs to use the cammel. The commander give him the green light and offers some help:
"If you want, you can stnad on my back- cammels are quite high".
The soldier agree, and so stands on the commanders back, and gives the cammel a good seeing to.
At the end of it, he gets off and says to the commander,
"That was wonderful... what do the other men think?"
To which the commander replies:
"The other men usually use the cammel to ride into town."
Sonic