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A CHEF had sex with a goat — and was seen by a trainload of passengers, a court heard yesterday.
Stephen Hall, 23, lassoed the animal with his belt at the Paradise allotments near his home.
As the packed Hull to Bridlington train stopped at signals, dozens of passengers stared out in amazement.
In seconds, police switchboards were jammed as horrified commuters used their mobiles to report what they had seen.
The female goat was one of a number left to graze near the allotments, Hull Crown Court was told.
A man out walking his dog also made a 999 call to Humberside Police Control Room.
Two members of the public pinned down Hall while a stream of officers raced to the scene. Jobless Hall, from Hull, was initially arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section.
A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury.
British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."
Yesterday, Hall admitted a sex charge involving an animal.
Judge Jacqueline Davies, who adjourned the case for reports, said: "I do not know what sentence the court will impose on you."
He is due to be sentenced on March 13.
Hall, who says he is gay, said after the hearing: "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it.
"I have never done anything like this before."
Now how many people do you know that do this kind of thing? I thought animal sex only existed on the internet! Those porn film makers must be kicking themselves that they didn't catch this action.
The title of this article attracted me straight away and I couldn't help but giggle then show my Dad who also found it amusing. Then I thought i'd share it with you.
Now the one thing that boggles me about this article is this from this extract - 'British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."'
How can you tell if a Goat is upset? I could understand Rolf Harris giving his view but it dosn't really mean much if its from the British Transport Police Dective Inspector. Thing is, would you be upset if you were the Goat? If I was the Goat I would just be wondering what went on the day before.
Read through the article again and imagine all of what happened, with the people pinning him down etc. It would make a great scene in a film. I like the way the man explains how his friends are making fun of hima nd giving him stick, though he wonders why they are doing it.
Erm excuse Mr, You just done a Goat infront of the general public.
And if you want to see this sick man goto : http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html
Though my mind thinks this was all a publicity stunt.
Monkey_With_Attitude
:)
Oh and ewww
> I was...er...sitting on my computer playing...er...Counterstrike. Wait, do I
> even have Counterstrike? :p
I don't know... do you?
You read the sun though, so you suck :)
A CHEF had sex with a goat — and was seen by a trainload of passengers, a court heard yesterday.
Stephen Hall, 23, lassoed the animal with his belt at the Paradise allotments near his home.
As the packed Hull to Bridlington train stopped at signals, dozens of passengers stared out in amazement.
In seconds, police switchboards were jammed as horrified commuters used their mobiles to report what they had seen.
The female goat was one of a number left to graze near the allotments, Hull Crown Court was told.
A man out walking his dog also made a 999 call to Humberside Police Control Room.
Two members of the public pinned down Hall while a stream of officers raced to the scene. Jobless Hall, from Hull, was initially arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section.
A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury.
British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."
Yesterday, Hall admitted a sex charge involving an animal.
Judge Jacqueline Davies, who adjourned the case for reports, said: "I do not know what sentence the court will impose on you."
He is due to be sentenced on March 13.
Hall, who says he is gay, said after the hearing: "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it.
"I have never done anything like this before."
Now how many people do you know that do this kind of thing? I thought animal sex only existed on the internet! Those porn film makers must be kicking themselves that they didn't catch this action.
The title of this article attracted me straight away and I couldn't help but giggle then show my Dad who also found it amusing. Then I thought i'd share it with you.
Now the one thing that boggles me about this article is this from this extract - 'British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."'
How can you tell if a Goat is upset? I could understand Rolf Harris giving his view but it dosn't really mean much if its from the British Transport Police Dective Inspector. Thing is, would you be upset if you were the Goat? If I was the Goat I would just be wondering what went on the day before.
Read through the article again and imagine all of what happened, with the people pinning him down etc. It would make a great scene in a film. I like the way the man explains how his friends are making fun of hima nd giving him stick, though he wonders why they are doing it.
Erm excuse Mr, You just done a Goat infront of the general public.
And if you want to see this sick man goto : http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html
Though my mind thinks this was all a publicity stunt.
Monkey_With_Attitude