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Hello I’m Rapid Fire and I have some news which may shock or entertain you.
A few weeks ago Mario was hugely in the spotlight appearing in his new smash hit game ‘Super Mario Sunshine’ but now with his secrets revealed his long time lover ‘Peach’ has left him.
The young princess who has had her fair share of fame, has finally left the plump plumber. She has been seen partying in Ibiza with several girlfriends.
The couple have said it was an "amicable" split but Peach has strayed from Mario before (A high profile affair with Luigi was well publicised) Mario has clearly taken the rejection badly reputedly hitting the bottle and being recently put on suicide watch.
Peach has supposedly been seen to be ‘closely bonding’ with her female friends, shopping and drinking just a few of the alleged activities. Her pal has said ‘She knew that the relationship was nearing an end and she had accepted it’ she went on to express that Peach had clearly stated that the first few years of the relationship had been the best of her life but the last a ‘living hell’ with the situations of ‘peril’ getting in the way of her life too much.
The couple met in 1981 on the set of Donkey Kong the critically acclaimed arcade game. She was as still she remains the damsel in distress and he was the unlikely hero, much like their marriage. From there Mario’s career only went up but in recent years he hadn’t had a success for a long time that is of course before Mario sunshine, however as Mario’s career seemingly went downhill so Peach’s went up her becoming one of the gamesbabes of the year 2000.
One has only to hope that Mario doesn’t go to far, he has already been seen in states of great depression and drunken-ness, he does, of course have the means to cause himself harm simply by filling FLUDD with carbon monoxide and breathing through the nozzle, one has only to hope that Mario hasn’t figured this out or that he does not read this.
So we wait to see whether Mario recovers from this depression or whether Peach decides she has done wrong.
We will bring you more news when we have some. I’m Rapid Fire - Goodnight
*Note this is of course a complete coincidence that it follows exactly the Les Dennis - Amanda Holden story *looks edgy*
A few weeks ago Mario was hugely in the spotlight appearing in his new smash hit game ‘Super Mario Sunshine’ but now with his secrets revealed his long time lover ‘Peach’ has left him.
The young princess who has had her fair share of fame, has finally left the plump plumber. She has been seen partying in Ibiza with several girlfriends.
The couple have said it was an "amicable" split but Peach has strayed from Mario before (A high profile affair with Luigi was well publicised) Mario has clearly taken the rejection badly reputedly hitting the bottle and being recently put on suicide watch.
Peach has supposedly been seen to be ‘closely bonding’ with her female friends, shopping and drinking just a few of the alleged activities. Her pal has said ‘She knew that the relationship was nearing an end and she had accepted it’ she went on to express that Peach had clearly stated that the first few years of the relationship had been the best of her life but the last a ‘living hell’ with the situations of ‘peril’ getting in the way of her life too much.
The couple met in 1981 on the set of Donkey Kong the critically acclaimed arcade game. She was as still she remains the damsel in distress and he was the unlikely hero, much like their marriage. From there Mario’s career only went up but in recent years he hadn’t had a success for a long time that is of course before Mario sunshine, however as Mario’s career seemingly went downhill so Peach’s went up her becoming one of the gamesbabes of the year 2000.
One has only to hope that Mario doesn’t go to far, he has already been seen in states of great depression and drunken-ness, he does, of course have the means to cause himself harm simply by filling FLUDD with carbon monoxide and breathing through the nozzle, one has only to hope that Mario hasn’t figured this out or that he does not read this.
So we wait to see whether Mario recovers from this depression or whether Peach decides she has done wrong.
We will bring you more news when we have some. I’m Rapid Fire - Goodnight
*Note this is of course a complete coincidence that it follows exactly the Les Dennis - Amanda Holden story *looks edgy*
Wow this won GAD!!
(PoP)
(PoP)
Yup she is quite the local whor- uh nasty person *looks edgy*
I KNEW IT!!!
i had a feeling something was wrong between them when i was playing mario party and she kept stealing from him and pushing him off the edge in hexegon heat!
i had a feeling something was wrong between them when i was playing mario party and she kept stealing from him and pushing him off the edge in hexegon heat!
Well of course :-P
She has been seen partying in Ibiza with several girlfriends.
Shes a lesbian now?
:-)
Quite funny
Shes a lesbian now?
:-)
Quite funny
Hello I’m Rapid Fire and I have some news which may shock or entertain you.
A few weeks ago Mario was hugely in the spotlight appearing in his new smash hit game ‘Super Mario Sunshine’ but now with his secrets revealed his long time lover ‘Peach’ has left him.
The young princess who has had her fair share of fame, has finally left the plump plumber. She has been seen partying in Ibiza with several girlfriends.
The couple have said it was an "amicable" split but Peach has strayed from Mario before (A high profile affair with Luigi was well publicised) Mario has clearly taken the rejection badly reputedly hitting the bottle and being recently put on suicide watch.
Peach has supposedly been seen to be ‘closely bonding’ with her female friends, shopping and drinking just a few of the alleged activities. Her pal has said ‘She knew that the relationship was nearing an end and she had accepted it’ she went on to express that Peach had clearly stated that the first few years of the relationship had been the best of her life but the last a ‘living hell’ with the situations of ‘peril’ getting in the way of her life too much.
The couple met in 1981 on the set of Donkey Kong the critically acclaimed arcade game. She was as still she remains the damsel in distress and he was the unlikely hero, much like their marriage. From there Mario’s career only went up but in recent years he hadn’t had a success for a long time that is of course before Mario sunshine, however as Mario’s career seemingly went downhill so Peach’s went up her becoming one of the gamesbabes of the year 2000.
One has only to hope that Mario doesn’t go to far, he has already been seen in states of great depression and drunken-ness, he does, of course have the means to cause himself harm simply by filling FLUDD with carbon monoxide and breathing through the nozzle, one has only to hope that Mario hasn’t figured this out or that he does not read this.
So we wait to see whether Mario recovers from this depression or whether Peach decides she has done wrong.
We will bring you more news when we have some. I’m Rapid Fire - Goodnight
*Note this is of course a complete coincidence that it follows exactly the Les Dennis - Amanda Holden story *looks edgy*
A few weeks ago Mario was hugely in the spotlight appearing in his new smash hit game ‘Super Mario Sunshine’ but now with his secrets revealed his long time lover ‘Peach’ has left him.
The young princess who has had her fair share of fame, has finally left the plump plumber. She has been seen partying in Ibiza with several girlfriends.
The couple have said it was an "amicable" split but Peach has strayed from Mario before (A high profile affair with Luigi was well publicised) Mario has clearly taken the rejection badly reputedly hitting the bottle and being recently put on suicide watch.
Peach has supposedly been seen to be ‘closely bonding’ with her female friends, shopping and drinking just a few of the alleged activities. Her pal has said ‘She knew that the relationship was nearing an end and she had accepted it’ she went on to express that Peach had clearly stated that the first few years of the relationship had been the best of her life but the last a ‘living hell’ with the situations of ‘peril’ getting in the way of her life too much.
The couple met in 1981 on the set of Donkey Kong the critically acclaimed arcade game. She was as still she remains the damsel in distress and he was the unlikely hero, much like their marriage. From there Mario’s career only went up but in recent years he hadn’t had a success for a long time that is of course before Mario sunshine, however as Mario’s career seemingly went downhill so Peach’s went up her becoming one of the gamesbabes of the year 2000.
One has only to hope that Mario doesn’t go to far, he has already been seen in states of great depression and drunken-ness, he does, of course have the means to cause himself harm simply by filling FLUDD with carbon monoxide and breathing through the nozzle, one has only to hope that Mario hasn’t figured this out or that he does not read this.
So we wait to see whether Mario recovers from this depression or whether Peach decides she has done wrong.
We will bring you more news when we have some. I’m Rapid Fire - Goodnight
*Note this is of course a complete coincidence that it follows exactly the Les Dennis - Amanda Holden story *looks edgy*