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Wed 30/01/02 at 23:06
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Has anyone truly been inspired by impressionists?
WELL I HAVE!!!
Yes thats right, i have been inspired by impressionist Alistair MagGowan who, as part of his side splitting, satirical rollercoaster of a show, combines Dot and Nick Cotton with Steptoe and Son with hilarious results. What a genious!
Suddenly I had some brilliant ideas, crossover tv shows... and that made me think of more zany, yet damn right good television programmes that even though arent crossovers are still gems.
Here are a few:

ONE FOOT IN THE DESMONDS
We all loved the popular Peckham sit-com Desmonds. Set in a hairdressers we all laughed when Desmond shouted 'SHIRLEY' or when that other guy said 'there is an old african saying...' hahaha. Now imagine that level of comedy when Desmond moves into the house of the late victor meldrew... 'I DONT BELIEVE SHIRLEY' he could say. And of course instead of Angus Deaton living next door its Porkpie!! Thats right he followed him!!!

BLOSSOM & BLOSSOM
Anyone remember the american sitcom Blossom, in which Blossom Russo had to cope with growing up in hilarious situations, how we laughed when her brother returned to drinking and drugs, or when her other brother Joey went WOAH! Well now shes moved to England to join forces with Blossom from Eastenders (Alans Mum, left about 5 years ago). Together they move into a flat but will Blossom Russo be able to cope with nimphomaniac Blossom from Eastenders???

FRANK BUTCHER INVESTIGATES (F.B.I)
Frank after leaving Albert square moves to L.A only to be followed by imcompetant som RICKY. On arrival he sets up a car showroom, but every episode he is drawn into his customers lives and starts solving crime with Ricky at his side. Imagine the suspence when Ricky drops a valuable clue down a drain only to be called a pillock but his loving dad!

LAST OF THE ONE FOOT IN THE DESMONDS
An extension of ONE FOOT IN THE DESMONDS in which Desmond is joined by three northen pensioners going down a hill in a bathtub.

TWEENIES : THE COLLEGE YEARS
Thats right, they've left nursery and now are in the big wide world alone.. well except for each other. Theyve grown up and ready to take on the world. Milo and Fizz are now shagging and Bella is a lesbian so expect cutting edge story lines. Of course there will be light humour provided by retarded Jake, who still cant say the word spider and is having a little bit of a strong relationship with his red dog Doodles. Fun for all the family - pre-school wont know what hit them!!!!

Anyone else have any great ideas to add to this list??? Go on...
All ideas are copyrighted by Skankmustard Productions. These programmes cannot be baught in the shops. Order now and recieve this attractive fountain pen set.
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Wed 30/01/02 at 23:06
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(please note should be read in the style of an infomercial host)

Has anyone truly been inspired by impressionists?
WELL I HAVE!!!
Yes thats right, i have been inspired by impressionist Alistair MagGowan who, as part of his side splitting, satirical rollercoaster of a show, combines Dot and Nick Cotton with Steptoe and Son with hilarious results. What a genious!
Suddenly I had some brilliant ideas, crossover tv shows... and that made me think of more zany, yet damn right good television programmes that even though arent crossovers are still gems.
Here are a few:

ONE FOOT IN THE DESMONDS
We all loved the popular Peckham sit-com Desmonds. Set in a hairdressers we all laughed when Desmond shouted 'SHIRLEY' or when that other guy said 'there is an old african saying...' hahaha. Now imagine that level of comedy when Desmond moves into the house of the late victor meldrew... 'I DONT BELIEVE SHIRLEY' he could say. And of course instead of Angus Deaton living next door its Porkpie!! Thats right he followed him!!!

BLOSSOM & BLOSSOM
Anyone remember the american sitcom Blossom, in which Blossom Russo had to cope with growing up in hilarious situations, how we laughed when her brother returned to drinking and drugs, or when her other brother Joey went WOAH! Well now shes moved to England to join forces with Blossom from Eastenders (Alans Mum, left about 5 years ago). Together they move into a flat but will Blossom Russo be able to cope with nimphomaniac Blossom from Eastenders???

FRANK BUTCHER INVESTIGATES (F.B.I)
Frank after leaving Albert square moves to L.A only to be followed by imcompetant som RICKY. On arrival he sets up a car showroom, but every episode he is drawn into his customers lives and starts solving crime with Ricky at his side. Imagine the suspence when Ricky drops a valuable clue down a drain only to be called a pillock but his loving dad!

LAST OF THE ONE FOOT IN THE DESMONDS
An extension of ONE FOOT IN THE DESMONDS in which Desmond is joined by three northen pensioners going down a hill in a bathtub.

TWEENIES : THE COLLEGE YEARS
Thats right, they've left nursery and now are in the big wide world alone.. well except for each other. Theyve grown up and ready to take on the world. Milo and Fizz are now shagging and Bella is a lesbian so expect cutting edge story lines. Of course there will be light humour provided by retarded Jake, who still cant say the word spider and is having a little bit of a strong relationship with his red dog Doodles. Fun for all the family - pre-school wont know what hit them!!!!

Anyone else have any great ideas to add to this list??? Go on...
All ideas are copyrighted by Skankmustard Productions. These programmes cannot be baught in the shops. Order now and recieve this attractive fountain pen set.

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