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This is a statement from Spaceworld 2199! Nintendo have finally decided to make a new console to keep the competition with Sony's Playstation 26 and Microsoft's BillGate-a-tron Box. These 2 consoles will be released shortly and Ninty will have to keep their new console, titled Nintendo 2200 to mark the coming of the New Year in progress for a quick release.
LAUNCH DETAILS :
N 2200 will come with 8 controller ports which will fare well against Sony's 2 ports and Microsoft's 1. (Microsoft decided that their console would be a PC this time with a controller. There will also be special internet conections with a voice recognition machine which means that you will now be able to actually talk to people on online games and you can phone people while on the net too. Magic! We don't know how they do it!
The 8 controller ports have a huge slot above them, it has been said. This will be a space for a 88mb memory card and it can also be used to watch videos using the console. Brilliant. We don't know how they can fit a video player into a machine with a 50mm diameter. Another stunning feature. The CDs will now be about the size of Game Boy Advanced x7 carts which are now the size of your fingernail. There will be some infa-red connections between the GBAx8 (which is also in development) and the N2200. This connection can be used anywhere in the world after you have programmed them together. This means that you can now play your N2200 that is in your house while sitting on the beach in Mexico. There will be a pop-up screen that can be folded down so that you don't have to lug your TV around. This console really does have it all, we can tell you!
GAMES :
Now here is the bit you've all been waiting for. The games. There will be 0 titles at launch but that won't stop Ninty bringing out games later on. Here are some of them.
Mario & Bowser :
This will be the first game that these friends will star together in. Ever since they teamed up in Mario Extreme Wrestling for the GameSphere they have been allied but now they get their first ever game together. The game plan is to rescue Luigi who has been captured by the Mighty Princess Peach and her sidekick, Daring Daisy. You will have to tackle large, mighty levels that are streaming with baddies and other characters that you can make contact with. You have to fight Peach all the time in the game but every time you beat her she will fly away and lead you into even harder puzzles and levels. Sounds good, looks great!
Banjo Kong :
The main release game on the N2200 from Rare will be this great looking game. It features the son of the recently married Tiny Kong and Banjo Jr. Strangely, if you are an animal in a game by Rare (which all Rare characters are) the female gets to keep the maiden name. Hmmm. This game will be very big in the console market as a platformer. It will be up against Final Fantasay 62, Bill Gates' Tetris and Gran Turismo 14 for game of the year later on in the year. In the game you have to save your island from a very large monster created by the couple, King J Rool and Gruntilda Jr. They have gone off to some island in what looks much like an elope and this large beast had to be used instead of them. All the characters that you know from 100 years of Banjo and DK games are all still there, not looking any older than they were all those 100 years ago.
Wario Party 9 :
This is the 9th game in the series for Wario and his low-selling Party game series. The reason it is STILL got the word Party in the name is oblivious to us. The game is in fact a cook 'em up so maybe the Party bit is to get more people to buy the game... but it doesn't seem to be working. Still, the game has it's good moments. Beating Wario at the mini-eating the most-game is a pleasure and winning the World Cooking Championship brings a tear to the eye. Not a bad looking game for the future.
FIFA 2200 :
The football game that sells no copies returns again as expected for this new Ninty console. 104 years of FIFA games on the trot for every console and Army Men still managed to sell more on the N64 alone.......... in one day. Still, EA keep ploughing away. Nice to see them do that, it makes it look like Ninty are selling far more games than they are!
LEGEND OF ZELDA - GANONDORF JR, JR's RETURN :
This game is another example of the Legend of Zelda series getting worse and worse. The grandson of Ganondorf is back and looking for revenge on Link's grandson. He will use his collection of slingshots to successfully defeat Link Jr, Jr with all his guns and daggers. The game has attrocious gameplay and no multiplayer still. Takes 5 hours to complete but it is utter rubbish! Avoid this game!
There are many other games lined up for the new Nintendo 2200 but we have yet to get a glimpse of them, these are the real eye catchers, good or bad. Even though we won't see them out in the shops until about 5 months after the console release, they still all hold the title of "Launch Title" Nice!
So, the question is, will Ninty's 50mm diameter machine stand up to the Microsoft console that has to be played in your back garden or Sony machine that is so crinkly that you sometimes lose the DVD and game slot? Can it? You decide, by buying your favourite one. I'd advise you, stick with Ninty.
Cheers, AJ! :D
LAUNCH DETAILS :
N 2200 will come with 8 controller ports which will fare well against Sony's 2 ports and Microsoft's 1. (Microsoft decided that their console would be a PC this time with a controller. There will also be special internet conections with a voice recognition machine which means that you will now be able to actually talk to people on online games and you can phone people while on the net too. Magic! We don't know how they do it!
The 8 controller ports have a huge slot above them, it has been said. This will be a space for a 88mb memory card and it can also be used to watch videos using the console. Brilliant. We don't know how they can fit a video player into a machine with a 50mm diameter. Another stunning feature. The CDs will now be about the size of Game Boy Advanced x7 carts which are now the size of your fingernail. There will be some infa-red connections between the GBAx8 (which is also in development) and the N2200. This connection can be used anywhere in the world after you have programmed them together. This means that you can now play your N2200 that is in your house while sitting on the beach in Mexico. There will be a pop-up screen that can be folded down so that you don't have to lug your TV around. This console really does have it all, we can tell you!
GAMES :
Now here is the bit you've all been waiting for. The games. There will be 0 titles at launch but that won't stop Ninty bringing out games later on. Here are some of them.
Mario & Bowser :
This will be the first game that these friends will star together in. Ever since they teamed up in Mario Extreme Wrestling for the GameSphere they have been allied but now they get their first ever game together. The game plan is to rescue Luigi who has been captured by the Mighty Princess Peach and her sidekick, Daring Daisy. You will have to tackle large, mighty levels that are streaming with baddies and other characters that you can make contact with. You have to fight Peach all the time in the game but every time you beat her she will fly away and lead you into even harder puzzles and levels. Sounds good, looks great!
Banjo Kong :
The main release game on the N2200 from Rare will be this great looking game. It features the son of the recently married Tiny Kong and Banjo Jr. Strangely, if you are an animal in a game by Rare (which all Rare characters are) the female gets to keep the maiden name. Hmmm. This game will be very big in the console market as a platformer. It will be up against Final Fantasay 62, Bill Gates' Tetris and Gran Turismo 14 for game of the year later on in the year. In the game you have to save your island from a very large monster created by the couple, King J Rool and Gruntilda Jr. They have gone off to some island in what looks much like an elope and this large beast had to be used instead of them. All the characters that you know from 100 years of Banjo and DK games are all still there, not looking any older than they were all those 100 years ago.
Wario Party 9 :
This is the 9th game in the series for Wario and his low-selling Party game series. The reason it is STILL got the word Party in the name is oblivious to us. The game is in fact a cook 'em up so maybe the Party bit is to get more people to buy the game... but it doesn't seem to be working. Still, the game has it's good moments. Beating Wario at the mini-eating the most-game is a pleasure and winning the World Cooking Championship brings a tear to the eye. Not a bad looking game for the future.
FIFA 2200 :
The football game that sells no copies returns again as expected for this new Ninty console. 104 years of FIFA games on the trot for every console and Army Men still managed to sell more on the N64 alone.......... in one day. Still, EA keep ploughing away. Nice to see them do that, it makes it look like Ninty are selling far more games than they are!
LEGEND OF ZELDA - GANONDORF JR, JR's RETURN :
This game is another example of the Legend of Zelda series getting worse and worse. The grandson of Ganondorf is back and looking for revenge on Link's grandson. He will use his collection of slingshots to successfully defeat Link Jr, Jr with all his guns and daggers. The game has attrocious gameplay and no multiplayer still. Takes 5 hours to complete but it is utter rubbish! Avoid this game!
There are many other games lined up for the new Nintendo 2200 but we have yet to get a glimpse of them, these are the real eye catchers, good or bad. Even though we won't see them out in the shops until about 5 months after the console release, they still all hold the title of "Launch Title" Nice!
So, the question is, will Ninty's 50mm diameter machine stand up to the Microsoft console that has to be played in your back garden or Sony machine that is so crinkly that you sometimes lose the DVD and game slot? Can it? You decide, by buying your favourite one. I'd advise you, stick with Ninty.
Cheers, AJ! :D
Strafex wrote:
> I remember in the good old days when the Zelda games were good, 200 hundred
> years ago.
Unfortunately some of the stupider fans blew it and and slagged
> off the best one down to the fact that the graphics were cartoony. This hurt Mr
> Miyamoto who immediately cursed the entire series to be crap from that day
> forward but to be "adult" with guns and daggers.
The fools learnt
> the hard way in that world.
Let us change our future for the better in this
> one!
Lets give Mr Miyamoto the praise he deserves.
Cell Shaded Zelda
> Rules!!
That is how Zelda games came to be hated in my big story.
> I remember in the good old days when the Zelda games were good, 200 hundred
> years ago.
Unfortunately some of the stupider fans blew it and and slagged
> off the best one down to the fact that the graphics were cartoony. This hurt Mr
> Miyamoto who immediately cursed the entire series to be crap from that day
> forward but to be "adult" with guns and daggers.
The fools learnt
> the hard way in that world.
Let us change our future for the better in this
> one!
Lets give Mr Miyamoto the praise he deserves.
Cell Shaded Zelda
> Rules!!
That is how Zelda games came to be hated in my big story.
I remember in the good old days when the Zelda games were good, 200 hundred years ago.
Unfortunately some of the stupider fans blew it and and slagged off the best one down to the fact that the graphics were cartoony. This hurt Mr Miyamoto who immediately cursed the entire series to be crap from that day forward but to be "adult" with guns and daggers.
The fools learnt the hard way in that world.
Let us change our future for the better in this one!
Lets give Mr Miyamoto the praise he deserves.
Cell Shaded Zelda Rules!!
Unfortunately some of the stupider fans blew it and and slagged off the best one down to the fact that the graphics were cartoony. This hurt Mr Miyamoto who immediately cursed the entire series to be crap from that day forward but to be "adult" with guns and daggers.
The fools learnt the hard way in that world.
Let us change our future for the better in this one!
Lets give Mr Miyamoto the praise he deserves.
Cell Shaded Zelda Rules!!
cookie monster wrote:
> I dont know about the videogames industry but the earth might not even exist by
> that time.
--------
Ah, come on. Take a joke.
> I dont know about the videogames industry but the earth might not even exist by
> that time.
--------
Ah, come on. Take a joke.
I dont know about the videogames industry but the earth might not even exist by that time.
Nice thought's there AJ!
But I don't like the fact that you still think Nintendo are going to be slow at getting their consoles and games out for the next 200 years!
:(
But I don't like the fact that you still think Nintendo are going to be slow at getting their consoles and games out for the next 200 years!
:(
RìÇkø§$ wrote:
> LOL! Brilliant stuff AJ, could bag up your 3rd GAD with that mate. I can't wait
> for those days. :-D
You mean you will still be alive in those days? Oooh.
> LOL! Brilliant stuff AJ, could bag up your 3rd GAD with that mate. I can't wait
> for those days. :-D
You mean you will still be alive in those days? Oooh.
LOL! Brilliant stuff AJ, could bag up your 3rd GAD with that mate. I can't wait for those days. :-D
Scott Giles wrote:
> Hey, Hey nice idea AJ, great post and loved the name of Bill Gates new Console
> :D
Cheers Scott!
> Hey, Hey nice idea AJ, great post and loved the name of Bill Gates new Console
> :D
Cheers Scott!
Hey, Hey nice idea AJ, great post and loved the name of Bill Gates new Console :D
This is a statement from Spaceworld 2199! Nintendo have finally decided to make a new console to keep the competition with Sony's Playstation 26 and Microsoft's BillGate-a-tron Box. These 2 consoles will be released shortly and Ninty will have to keep their new console, titled Nintendo 2200 to mark the coming of the New Year in progress for a quick release.
LAUNCH DETAILS :
N 2200 will come with 8 controller ports which will fare well against Sony's 2 ports and Microsoft's 1. (Microsoft decided that their console would be a PC this time with a controller. There will also be special internet conections with a voice recognition machine which means that you will now be able to actually talk to people on online games and you can phone people while on the net too. Magic! We don't know how they do it!
The 8 controller ports have a huge slot above them, it has been said. This will be a space for a 88mb memory card and it can also be used to watch videos using the console. Brilliant. We don't know how they can fit a video player into a machine with a 50mm diameter. Another stunning feature. The CDs will now be about the size of Game Boy Advanced x7 carts which are now the size of your fingernail. There will be some infa-red connections between the GBAx8 (which is also in development) and the N2200. This connection can be used anywhere in the world after you have programmed them together. This means that you can now play your N2200 that is in your house while sitting on the beach in Mexico. There will be a pop-up screen that can be folded down so that you don't have to lug your TV around. This console really does have it all, we can tell you!
GAMES :
Now here is the bit you've all been waiting for. The games. There will be 0 titles at launch but that won't stop Ninty bringing out games later on. Here are some of them.
Mario & Bowser :
This will be the first game that these friends will star together in. Ever since they teamed up in Mario Extreme Wrestling for the GameSphere they have been allied but now they get their first ever game together. The game plan is to rescue Luigi who has been captured by the Mighty Princess Peach and her sidekick, Daring Daisy. You will have to tackle large, mighty levels that are streaming with baddies and other characters that you can make contact with. You have to fight Peach all the time in the game but every time you beat her she will fly away and lead you into even harder puzzles and levels. Sounds good, looks great!
Banjo Kong :
The main release game on the N2200 from Rare will be this great looking game. It features the son of the recently married Tiny Kong and Banjo Jr. Strangely, if you are an animal in a game by Rare (which all Rare characters are) the female gets to keep the maiden name. Hmmm. This game will be very big in the console market as a platformer. It will be up against Final Fantasay 62, Bill Gates' Tetris and Gran Turismo 14 for game of the year later on in the year. In the game you have to save your island from a very large monster created by the couple, King J Rool and Gruntilda Jr. They have gone off to some island in what looks much like an elope and this large beast had to be used instead of them. All the characters that you know from 100 years of Banjo and DK games are all still there, not looking any older than they were all those 100 years ago.
Wario Party 9 :
This is the 9th game in the series for Wario and his low-selling Party game series. The reason it is STILL got the word Party in the name is oblivious to us. The game is in fact a cook 'em up so maybe the Party bit is to get more people to buy the game... but it doesn't seem to be working. Still, the game has it's good moments. Beating Wario at the mini-eating the most-game is a pleasure and winning the World Cooking Championship brings a tear to the eye. Not a bad looking game for the future.
FIFA 2200 :
The football game that sells no copies returns again as expected for this new Ninty console. 104 years of FIFA games on the trot for every console and Army Men still managed to sell more on the N64 alone.......... in one day. Still, EA keep ploughing away. Nice to see them do that, it makes it look like Ninty are selling far more games than they are!
LEGEND OF ZELDA - GANONDORF JR, JR's RETURN :
This game is another example of the Legend of Zelda series getting worse and worse. The grandson of Ganondorf is back and looking for revenge on Link's grandson. He will use his collection of slingshots to successfully defeat Link Jr, Jr with all his guns and daggers. The game has attrocious gameplay and no multiplayer still. Takes 5 hours to complete but it is utter rubbish! Avoid this game!
There are many other games lined up for the new Nintendo 2200 but we have yet to get a glimpse of them, these are the real eye catchers, good or bad. Even though we won't see them out in the shops until about 5 months after the console release, they still all hold the title of "Launch Title" Nice!
So, the question is, will Ninty's 50mm diameter machine stand up to the Microsoft console that has to be played in your back garden or Sony machine that is so crinkly that you sometimes lose the DVD and game slot? Can it? You decide, by buying your favourite one. I'd advise you, stick with Ninty.
Cheers, AJ! :D
LAUNCH DETAILS :
N 2200 will come with 8 controller ports which will fare well against Sony's 2 ports and Microsoft's 1. (Microsoft decided that their console would be a PC this time with a controller. There will also be special internet conections with a voice recognition machine which means that you will now be able to actually talk to people on online games and you can phone people while on the net too. Magic! We don't know how they do it!
The 8 controller ports have a huge slot above them, it has been said. This will be a space for a 88mb memory card and it can also be used to watch videos using the console. Brilliant. We don't know how they can fit a video player into a machine with a 50mm diameter. Another stunning feature. The CDs will now be about the size of Game Boy Advanced x7 carts which are now the size of your fingernail. There will be some infa-red connections between the GBAx8 (which is also in development) and the N2200. This connection can be used anywhere in the world after you have programmed them together. This means that you can now play your N2200 that is in your house while sitting on the beach in Mexico. There will be a pop-up screen that can be folded down so that you don't have to lug your TV around. This console really does have it all, we can tell you!
GAMES :
Now here is the bit you've all been waiting for. The games. There will be 0 titles at launch but that won't stop Ninty bringing out games later on. Here are some of them.
Mario & Bowser :
This will be the first game that these friends will star together in. Ever since they teamed up in Mario Extreme Wrestling for the GameSphere they have been allied but now they get their first ever game together. The game plan is to rescue Luigi who has been captured by the Mighty Princess Peach and her sidekick, Daring Daisy. You will have to tackle large, mighty levels that are streaming with baddies and other characters that you can make contact with. You have to fight Peach all the time in the game but every time you beat her she will fly away and lead you into even harder puzzles and levels. Sounds good, looks great!
Banjo Kong :
The main release game on the N2200 from Rare will be this great looking game. It features the son of the recently married Tiny Kong and Banjo Jr. Strangely, if you are an animal in a game by Rare (which all Rare characters are) the female gets to keep the maiden name. Hmmm. This game will be very big in the console market as a platformer. It will be up against Final Fantasay 62, Bill Gates' Tetris and Gran Turismo 14 for game of the year later on in the year. In the game you have to save your island from a very large monster created by the couple, King J Rool and Gruntilda Jr. They have gone off to some island in what looks much like an elope and this large beast had to be used instead of them. All the characters that you know from 100 years of Banjo and DK games are all still there, not looking any older than they were all those 100 years ago.
Wario Party 9 :
This is the 9th game in the series for Wario and his low-selling Party game series. The reason it is STILL got the word Party in the name is oblivious to us. The game is in fact a cook 'em up so maybe the Party bit is to get more people to buy the game... but it doesn't seem to be working. Still, the game has it's good moments. Beating Wario at the mini-eating the most-game is a pleasure and winning the World Cooking Championship brings a tear to the eye. Not a bad looking game for the future.
FIFA 2200 :
The football game that sells no copies returns again as expected for this new Ninty console. 104 years of FIFA games on the trot for every console and Army Men still managed to sell more on the N64 alone.......... in one day. Still, EA keep ploughing away. Nice to see them do that, it makes it look like Ninty are selling far more games than they are!
LEGEND OF ZELDA - GANONDORF JR, JR's RETURN :
This game is another example of the Legend of Zelda series getting worse and worse. The grandson of Ganondorf is back and looking for revenge on Link's grandson. He will use his collection of slingshots to successfully defeat Link Jr, Jr with all his guns and daggers. The game has attrocious gameplay and no multiplayer still. Takes 5 hours to complete but it is utter rubbish! Avoid this game!
There are many other games lined up for the new Nintendo 2200 but we have yet to get a glimpse of them, these are the real eye catchers, good or bad. Even though we won't see them out in the shops until about 5 months after the console release, they still all hold the title of "Launch Title" Nice!
So, the question is, will Ninty's 50mm diameter machine stand up to the Microsoft console that has to be played in your back garden or Sony machine that is so crinkly that you sometimes lose the DVD and game slot? Can it? You decide, by buying your favourite one. I'd advise you, stick with Ninty.
Cheers, AJ! :D