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There is a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with a woman and 2 monkeys on board. The control centre in the US calls:
"Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen."
He sits down and is told to release the pressure in compartment number 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.
A few moments later the control centre calls again:
"Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen."
He sits down and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.
A little later on, the control centre calls again:
"Woman, please approach the screen."
She sits down and just as she is about to be told what to do she says...
"I know I know!! Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything."
"Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen."
He sits down and is told to release the pressure in compartment number 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.
A few moments later the control centre calls again:
"Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen."
He sits down and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.
A little later on, the control centre calls again:
"Woman, please approach the screen."
She sits down and just as she is about to be told what to do she says...
"I know I know!! Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything."
*hopes someone will forward it to him*
*Wont get one so runs away in a corner and cries*
Goatboy wrote:
> I've got a better one, but it's far too rude for here.
Damn.
I'll email it to
> those of you I have email addys for, those I don't have addreses of, it's
> because I don't like you and wouldn't tell you anyway
*Waits for Goatie's e-mail*
{:)
> I've got a better one, but it's far too rude for here.
Damn.
I'll email it to
> those of you I have email addys for, those I don't have addreses of, it's
> because I don't like you and wouldn't tell you anyway
*Waits for Goatie's e-mail*
{:)
I've got a better one, but it's far too rude for here.
Damn.
I'll email it to those of you I have email addys for, those I don't have addreses of, it's because I don't like you and wouldn't tell you anyway
Damn.
I'll email it to those of you I have email addys for, those I don't have addreses of, it's because I don't like you and wouldn't tell you anyway
Better edit it first.
Excellent.
I'll tell Lisa that one when I get home.
I'll tell Lisa that one when I get home.
There is a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with a woman and 2 monkeys on board. The control centre in the US calls:
"Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen."
He sits down and is told to release the pressure in compartment number 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.
A few moments later the control centre calls again:
"Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen."
He sits down and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.
A little later on, the control centre calls again:
"Woman, please approach the screen."
She sits down and just as she is about to be told what to do she says...
"I know I know!! Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything."
"Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen."
He sits down and is told to release the pressure in compartment number 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.
A few moments later the control centre calls again:
"Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen."
He sits down and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.
A little later on, the control centre calls again:
"Woman, please approach the screen."
She sits down and just as she is about to be told what to do she says...
"I know I know!! Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything."