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Just another joke for you guys.
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.
"I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"
"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
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Did this make you laugh?
~Smerc~
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.
"I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"
"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
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Did this make you laugh?
~Smerc~
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hoho. very funny parachute joke. although I was a little worried when the schoolgirl and the pope were left in the plane. I was Especially worried when she said they could both have a parachute. I misunderstood. I thought she meant 'Share'.
*shudders*
*shudders*
Thought so.
:-)
Really though, I was meaning the complete opposite of what I said. Surprisingly enough.
:-)
:-)
Really though, I was meaning the complete opposite of what I said. Surprisingly enough.
:-)
It really is just you.
Smerc wrote:
> Thanks, And you will be on a roll down a hill very soon, if you dont
> watch out.
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Is it just me, or is that the greatest insult ever?
> Thanks, And you will be on a roll down a hill very soon, if you dont
> watch out.
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Is it just me, or is that the greatest insult ever?
What do you call a scouser in a semi-detached house?
A burgurlar
What do you say to a scouser with a job?
Ill have a big mac and fries please
What do you say to a scouser with a wide-screen TV?
Drop it! you are under arrest!
There where 2 blondes in a field looking at some tracks the first says
"they are CLEARLY elephant tracks" the second says
"NO you FOOL they are RHINO tracks" the third says
"You are both just stupid idiots they are bird tracks"
they are still arguing when they get run over by a train#
*Runs from Mob*
A burgurlar
What do you say to a scouser with a job?
Ill have a big mac and fries please
What do you say to a scouser with a wide-screen TV?
Drop it! you are under arrest!
There where 2 blondes in a field looking at some tracks the first says
"they are CLEARLY elephant tracks" the second says
"NO you FOOL they are RHINO tracks" the third says
"You are both just stupid idiots they are bird tracks"
they are still arguing when they get run over by a train#
*Runs from Mob*
There were 5 people in a plane.
Tony Blair, The Queen, George Bush, The Pope and a five year old school girl.
They were all on this plane when suddenly, there was an engine failure and the plane was heading for a crash.
Unfortunately (yeah right) there were only 4 parachutes so they had to decide who should get them.
Tony Blair got up and said "Well, I'm a very important leader of the United Kingdom" He slipped on a backpack and jumped out, parachuting to safety.
The Queen then got up and said "Well, I'm the queen! I should get a parachute"She then also slipped on a backpack and jumped to safety.
George Bush then said, "I'm the Presedent of the United States OfAmerica and I should get a parachute!" He slipped on a backpack and jumped out of the plane.
The Pope then said "I am old and frail my child, you can take the parachute" to which the girl replied
"Nah, it's OK, we can both have a parachute"
"How?" asked the Pope, and she replied,
"George Bush took my schoolbag!"
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Two Elephants Fall Off A Cliff
Boom Boom.
Tony Blair, The Queen, George Bush, The Pope and a five year old school girl.
They were all on this plane when suddenly, there was an engine failure and the plane was heading for a crash.
Unfortunately (yeah right) there were only 4 parachutes so they had to decide who should get them.
Tony Blair got up and said "Well, I'm a very important leader of the United Kingdom" He slipped on a backpack and jumped out, parachuting to safety.
The Queen then got up and said "Well, I'm the queen! I should get a parachute"She then also slipped on a backpack and jumped to safety.
George Bush then said, "I'm the Presedent of the United States OfAmerica and I should get a parachute!" He slipped on a backpack and jumped out of the plane.
The Pope then said "I am old and frail my child, you can take the parachute" to which the girl replied
"Nah, it's OK, we can both have a parachute"
"How?" asked the Pope, and she replied,
"George Bush took my schoolbag!"
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Two Elephants Fall Off A Cliff
Boom Boom.
That joke was crap.
The last was better, but still pretty crap.
The last was better, but still pretty crap.
*tries to defend smerc*
*fails*
*fails*
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Bully? LOL
>
> Now that's a funny joke.
It wasn't really a joke.
> Bully? LOL
>
> Now that's a funny joke.
It wasn't really a joke.
Bully? LOL
Now that's a funny joke.
Now that's a funny joke.
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