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*Justin Credible's music hits* Here comes Justin (Rickoss) with a trash can in hand. He is ready for his first shot at the Hardcore Title and should be a great competitor for what should be a great match here. He climbs into the ring to boos from the fans. Justin holds his trash can up in the air and celebrates.
*Palumbo's music hits next* "Here comes Chuck Palumbo (Crash)!" JR shouts. He comes out to boos as well from the crowd. This is the second former, Alliance member coming into this match for a shot at the Hardcore Title. Palumbo climbs into the ring but he and Credible don't seem to be fighting. They are teaming up, why is this? This should give them both a better chance.
*Tazz's music hits next* The beat turns into Tazz's entrance theme. The New York native comes out with a towel over his face looking focused as he stares at his 2 opponents in the ring. "Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) knows all about Hardcore, being a 2 time ECW Champion." JR tells The King. Tazz gets into the ring and strangely, Palumbo and Credible get out of the ring as fast as they can. Even with a weapon and a 2 on 1 advantage they still seem afraid of Tazz.
*Hardcore Holly's music hits* Here comes the Hardcore Champion and he looks focused. Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) won the Hardcore Title last week with an Alabama Slam onto a car on Crash Holly (Grandprix). What a move that was. WHAM! Meanwhile, inside the ring, Palumbo just snuck up behind Tazz and smacked him with a chair. Tazz is down. DING DING DING! This match has begun. The timer starts. 30 mins on the clock.
Hardcore Holly strips off his Championship Belt and runs into the ring. He is met by Justin Credible with a trash can. He knocks the trash can out of Credible's hands and starts punching him. Credible falls backwards into the corner and Hardcore is now repeatedly kicking him in the ribs. Palumbo (Crash) attacks him from behind. He knocks down Hardcore. Palumbo reaches onto the ropes and holds onto them for levridge while standing on Hardcore's kneck. But here comes Tazz (Mouldy Cheese). Tazz is up behind Palumbo. Tazzmission! Tazzmission this early on in the match. Palumbo taps. Yes! Palumbo is tapping!
"Here is your holder of the Hardcore Championship for now! Tazz!" Tony Chimel announces.
Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) celebrates by putting his hands in the air but he is immedietly attacked from behind by Hardcore Holly (IB and the former champ). Hardcore knocks Tazz down with a kick to the back of the neck. Hardcore now picks up a chair and puts it on Tazz's kneck. "No!" JR shouts as he delivers a leg drop to the chair into Tazz's face. What a move! Cover by Hardcore, 1, 2, and the count is broken up Justin Credible (Rickoss). Credible is now heading outside the ring. He looks under the ring. He reaches under and pulls out a few trash cans. "He has brought out 4 of those big trash cans!" King shouts. He tosses all 4 into the ring. Inside the ring Holly and Palumbo both have trash cans in their hands. Holly moves away from Palumbo who is looking at Tazz with his can in his hands. Tazz is getting slowly to his feet, he is still feeling the effects of that chair getting leg dropped into his face. He gets up. Holly is just waiting there on the oppostie side of the ring from the other 2. Palumbo smacks the trash can across Tazz's face. CRASH! "What a damn vile shot!!!" JR shouts. Cover, 1, 2, 3.
"Here is your current holder of the Hardcore Title! Chuck Palumbo! Tony Chimmel shouts out.
But here comes Hardcore Holly (IB). Palumbo (Crash) is just turning around. Hardcore tosses the trash can to him. Palumbo catches it with quick reflexes but as soon as he catches it, it is dropkicked into his face at full force by Hardcore. What a perfectly exectued dropkick. Holly goes for the cover. 1, 2, 3. Yes, Holly has got back the Hardcore Title.
Here is your next current holder of the Hardcore Title! Hardcore Holly! Chimel says again.
Hardcore stands up and turns around. WHAM! What a brilliant superkick. Credible (Rickoss) was watching all the action in the ring and he was just waiting for the perfect moment to hit the super kick. He just hit it there on Hardcore Holly (IB) with brilliant accuracy. Cover here by Justin, 1, 2, 3. He is the next holder of the Hardcore Title. 20 mins to go on the clock now.
Here is you..... oh! Tony Chimel was just knocked off his feet by Rhyno (Jetster) Here comes Rhyno. He reaches under the ring and gets out a table. Meanwhile, Raven (Starlight) is in the ring. "Interference by Raven!" The King says. Tazz is up. Raven Effect on Tazz! Not a good day for Tazz (Mouldy Cheese). Oooohhhhh! WHACK! Credible just smacked Raven with a kendo stick. In comes Rhyno, he leaves the table on the ground. GORE GORE GORE! Rhyno just hit the Gore on Credible (Rickoss). Cover, 1, 2, 3. The bell rings. Rhyno has taken the Hardcore Title and he is not a part of this match.
Oh no, here comes Steve Blackman (Ant)! Blackman is coming down the ramp with a kendo stcick. WHACK! Oh, he just hit Rhyno on the head with a kendo stick. He turns around, RAVEN EFFECT! "He just got the Raven Effect!" JR shouts at the King. Raven leaps across to make the cover on Rhyno. 1, 2, 3. The bell rigns again. Raven is now the holder of the Hardcore Title. 10 mins to go on the clock.
Here comes Crash (Grandprix)! OH! What a shot! Hardcore Holly just hit him on the head with a trash can as soon as he got in the ring. Meanwhile, all this time Palumbo has set up 2 tables. One on the inside set up normally and one in the corner. Raven is pounding on Palumbo now though. It looked like Palumbo was aiming for him so Raven went after him. "There are bodies everywhere!" King says. "Tazz (Mouldy Cheese), Blackman (Ant), Crash (Grandprix), Credible (Rickoss) and Rhyno (Jetster)." Standing at the moment are Raven (Starlight and the champ), Hardcore Holly (IB) and Palumbo (Crash). Plaumbo has just been knocked down though. Here comes Rhyno. GORE GORE GORE! HE JUST GORED RAVEN THROUGH THE TABLE SET UP IN THE CORNER! What a shot! JR and King are in shock, wait Rhyno. He turns around and walks right into the Alabamaslam! What a shot! ALABAMASLAM onto a chair. Cover by Hardcore Holly. 1, 2, 3. He has just won the Hardcore Title for the 3rd time in this match. 5 mins to go.
Crash (Grandprix) is up, he is looking at the table set up near Hardcore. He runs, grabs Hardcore Holly's head, runs off the corner and bulldogs his cousins head right through the table. "WHAT A BULLDOG!!!" JR and King are shouting aloud. Crash is going for the cover. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING!
Tony Chimel is back up. "Here is your curent holder of the Hardcore Title! Crash Holly! (Grandprix).
Crash is running back up the ramp with the belt in his hands. He is the first one to do the sensible thing and get out of the arena. All the guys in the ring are up and watching on the titantron as Crash gets into a car. 10 seconds to go. Crash drives off. The crowd count down the time. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. DING DING DING!
"Here is your overall winner! CRASH HOLLY!" Tony Chimel makes the final announcment.
All the other wrestlers look battered and beaten, they all head back to the locker room. There is a special feature of Crash on a plane. He is looking at the camera. "I just got away with the Hardcore Title and I'm getting out of this country!" He laughs and the titantron picture fades out...
Thanks for reading this Special Burnout Hardcore Title Time Limit Match!
Cheers, Afro.
Congrats to Crash (Grandprix) and bad luck to all the other guys that were in that match and lost...
(That took me about a year to write, :D)
Absolutely brilliant mate, Burnout has been great so far and you've certainly continued that. Excellent.
Well done Matt, 2 championship wins in 2 championship matches. You lucky boy. {:)
> allardini wrote:
> Nice match afro.
I liked your huge reply. :D
What can i say. Im short but sweet :D
> Nice match afro.
I liked your huge reply. :D
> YAY! Crash is the Hardcore champion and I'm two for two at Burnout!
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> slight problem about the match. Usually in a Hardcore Time Limit title match,
> you have to pin the champ to win the title. But otherwise the match was great.
I thought I made it that every new Champ pinned the old one. Must have got it wrong once but you are right. I tried to make tht happen, hmmmmm......
For anyone who's just skipped it, READ IT YOU FOOLS!
Well done GP!
One slight problem about the match. Usually in a Hardcore Time Limit title match, you have to pin the champ to win the title. But otherwise the match was great.
*Justin Credible's music hits* Here comes Justin (Rickoss) with a trash can in hand. He is ready for his first shot at the Hardcore Title and should be a great competitor for what should be a great match here. He climbs into the ring to boos from the fans. Justin holds his trash can up in the air and celebrates.
*Palumbo's music hits next* "Here comes Chuck Palumbo (Crash)!" JR shouts. He comes out to boos as well from the crowd. This is the second former, Alliance member coming into this match for a shot at the Hardcore Title. Palumbo climbs into the ring but he and Credible don't seem to be fighting. They are teaming up, why is this? This should give them both a better chance.
*Tazz's music hits next* The beat turns into Tazz's entrance theme. The New York native comes out with a towel over his face looking focused as he stares at his 2 opponents in the ring. "Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) knows all about Hardcore, being a 2 time ECW Champion." JR tells The King. Tazz gets into the ring and strangely, Palumbo and Credible get out of the ring as fast as they can. Even with a weapon and a 2 on 1 advantage they still seem afraid of Tazz.
*Hardcore Holly's music hits* Here comes the Hardcore Champion and he looks focused. Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) won the Hardcore Title last week with an Alabama Slam onto a car on Crash Holly (Grandprix). What a move that was. WHAM! Meanwhile, inside the ring, Palumbo just snuck up behind Tazz and smacked him with a chair. Tazz is down. DING DING DING! This match has begun. The timer starts. 30 mins on the clock.
Hardcore Holly strips off his Championship Belt and runs into the ring. He is met by Justin Credible with a trash can. He knocks the trash can out of Credible's hands and starts punching him. Credible falls backwards into the corner and Hardcore is now repeatedly kicking him in the ribs. Palumbo (Crash) attacks him from behind. He knocks down Hardcore. Palumbo reaches onto the ropes and holds onto them for levridge while standing on Hardcore's kneck. But here comes Tazz (Mouldy Cheese). Tazz is up behind Palumbo. Tazzmission! Tazzmission this early on in the match. Palumbo taps. Yes! Palumbo is tapping!
"Here is your holder of the Hardcore Championship for now! Tazz!" Tony Chimel announces.
Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) celebrates by putting his hands in the air but he is immedietly attacked from behind by Hardcore Holly (IB and the former champ). Hardcore knocks Tazz down with a kick to the back of the neck. Hardcore now picks up a chair and puts it on Tazz's kneck. "No!" JR shouts as he delivers a leg drop to the chair into Tazz's face. What a move! Cover by Hardcore, 1, 2, and the count is broken up Justin Credible (Rickoss). Credible is now heading outside the ring. He looks under the ring. He reaches under and pulls out a few trash cans. "He has brought out 4 of those big trash cans!" King shouts. He tosses all 4 into the ring. Inside the ring Holly and Palumbo both have trash cans in their hands. Holly moves away from Palumbo who is looking at Tazz with his can in his hands. Tazz is getting slowly to his feet, he is still feeling the effects of that chair getting leg dropped into his face. He gets up. Holly is just waiting there on the oppostie side of the ring from the other 2. Palumbo smacks the trash can across Tazz's face. CRASH! "What a damn vile shot!!!" JR shouts. Cover, 1, 2, 3.
"Here is your current holder of the Hardcore Title! Chuck Palumbo! Tony Chimmel shouts out.
But here comes Hardcore Holly (IB). Palumbo (Crash) is just turning around. Hardcore tosses the trash can to him. Palumbo catches it with quick reflexes but as soon as he catches it, it is dropkicked into his face at full force by Hardcore. What a perfectly exectued dropkick. Holly goes for the cover. 1, 2, 3. Yes, Holly has got back the Hardcore Title.
Here is your next current holder of the Hardcore Title! Hardcore Holly! Chimel says again.
Hardcore stands up and turns around. WHAM! What a brilliant superkick. Credible (Rickoss) was watching all the action in the ring and he was just waiting for the perfect moment to hit the super kick. He just hit it there on Hardcore Holly (IB) with brilliant accuracy. Cover here by Justin, 1, 2, 3. He is the next holder of the Hardcore Title. 20 mins to go on the clock now.
Here is you..... oh! Tony Chimel was just knocked off his feet by Rhyno (Jetster) Here comes Rhyno. He reaches under the ring and gets out a table. Meanwhile, Raven (Starlight) is in the ring. "Interference by Raven!" The King says. Tazz is up. Raven Effect on Tazz! Not a good day for Tazz (Mouldy Cheese). Oooohhhhh! WHACK! Credible just smacked Raven with a kendo stick. In comes Rhyno, he leaves the table on the ground. GORE GORE GORE! Rhyno just hit the Gore on Credible (Rickoss). Cover, 1, 2, 3. The bell rings. Rhyno has taken the Hardcore Title and he is not a part of this match.
Oh no, here comes Steve Blackman (Ant)! Blackman is coming down the ramp with a kendo stcick. WHACK! Oh, he just hit Rhyno on the head with a kendo stick. He turns around, RAVEN EFFECT! "He just got the Raven Effect!" JR shouts at the King. Raven leaps across to make the cover on Rhyno. 1, 2, 3. The bell rigns again. Raven is now the holder of the Hardcore Title. 10 mins to go on the clock.
Here comes Crash (Grandprix)! OH! What a shot! Hardcore Holly just hit him on the head with a trash can as soon as he got in the ring. Meanwhile, all this time Palumbo has set up 2 tables. One on the inside set up normally and one in the corner. Raven is pounding on Palumbo now though. It looked like Palumbo was aiming for him so Raven went after him. "There are bodies everywhere!" King says. "Tazz (Mouldy Cheese), Blackman (Ant), Crash (Grandprix), Credible (Rickoss) and Rhyno (Jetster)." Standing at the moment are Raven (Starlight and the champ), Hardcore Holly (IB) and Palumbo (Crash). Plaumbo has just been knocked down though. Here comes Rhyno. GORE GORE GORE! HE JUST GORED RAVEN THROUGH THE TABLE SET UP IN THE CORNER! What a shot! JR and King are in shock, wait Rhyno. He turns around and walks right into the Alabamaslam! What a shot! ALABAMASLAM onto a chair. Cover by Hardcore Holly. 1, 2, 3. He has just won the Hardcore Title for the 3rd time in this match. 5 mins to go.
Crash (Grandprix) is up, he is looking at the table set up near Hardcore. He runs, grabs Hardcore Holly's head, runs off the corner and bulldogs his cousins head right through the table. "WHAT A BULLDOG!!!" JR and King are shouting aloud. Crash is going for the cover. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING!
Tony Chimel is back up. "Here is your curent holder of the Hardcore Title! Crash Holly! (Grandprix).
Crash is running back up the ramp with the belt in his hands. He is the first one to do the sensible thing and get out of the arena. All the guys in the ring are up and watching on the titantron as Crash gets into a car. 10 seconds to go. Crash drives off. The crowd count down the time. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. DING DING DING!
"Here is your overall winner! CRASH HOLLY!" Tony Chimel makes the final announcment.
All the other wrestlers look battered and beaten, they all head back to the locker room. There is a special feature of Crash on a plane. He is looking at the camera. "I just got away with the Hardcore Title and I'm getting out of this country!" He laughs and the titantron picture fades out...
Thanks for reading this Special Burnout Hardcore Title Time Limit Match!
Cheers, Afro.
Congrats to Crash (Grandprix) and bad luck to all the other guys that were in that match and lost...
(That took me about a year to write, :D)