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"Cheer me up."

I am sad. I have 6 (yes 6) days of school ahead of me. If you have any good (preferably short) jokes up your sleeve, tell them here. Thank you.

er-no wrote:
> Shaneos Mother wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> Shaneos Mother wrote:
>
> Children, children.

Can,
> whoever you are. Please
> leave.

Sorry,
> just can't get back into my old
> account.

No. I am serious. Leave for
> good.

I'm with The No, please leave, as this is offending me and annoying others.

Q: Why does Santa Claus get laid so often?

A: He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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An American stood in London looking at a large building. A British boy walked by and stood beside the American.

"You know, boy," said the American, "in the States we have that kind of building too, but they are four times higher."

"Really?" replied the boy. "It's a mental hospital."

There was an old women from Surrey,
she tripped and fell on her Curry,

she had no money, and an empty tummy,
So she really had nothing at all.


the above post is very very poor, but will eaither cheer u up as you wil have superior joke telling skills, or cheer u up by simply readign it and telling people of this sad bloke on the forums,

:-p

Shaneos Mother wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> Shaneos Mother wrote:
> Children, children.

Can,
> whoever you are. Please
> leave.

Sorry, just can't get back into my old
> account.

No. I am serious. Leave for good.

er-no wrote:
> Shaneos Mother wrote:
> Children, children.

Can, whoever you are. Please
> leave.

Sorry, just can't get back into my old account.

Shaneos Mother wrote:
> Children, children.

Can, whoever you are. Please leave.

ok.... (deep breath)


"Always look on the bright side of life" *whistle* *whistle**whistle*

Children, children.

Goatboy wrote:
> 6 days?
I have 37 years left till I retire.

I can do 6 days standing on my
> head.

Go on then.

'Dares ya'.

6 days?
I have 37 years left till I retire.

I can do 6 days standing on my head.