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After all those ‘mistakes’ at Christmas the whole nation has gone health crazy with keep fit videos, specialized diets with no cheese or dairy products and brand spanking new gym passes. Today it seems in all the Sunday newspapers under the sun they’re giving you a free magazine with so and so’s new diet and work out. But its not just media, games seem to be springing up all over the place which are designed to ‘keep you fit and have fun at the same time’ with the use of a dance mat such as Brittany’s dance beat and euro-something.
Now this got me thinking about a new product that would be like any other in the game world, i give you ‘the dance fat 2003’.
This is mostly designed for people who believe a bowl of oats with a few currents in it is a good meal but it can be used by anyone who wants to become a full-fledged slob. Now becoming a slob is harder than it seems and takes hard work and dedication be Sistine so its made easier by using the dance fat 2003.
You don’t need a console or a disc to play this game as it slots right into the back of your TV with a lead that goes into the scart socket. The apparatus includes of a large armchair as the main point of control, a mini fridge packed full of beers and whisky, the all-important cordless phone and a few takeaway vouchers.
With the dress code skintight purple outfits are out and baggy closes are in. Trousers with around 6 pockets to carry life’s necessities such as a gingsters Cornish pasty or toilet roll, and wear on you torso a large vest (preferably old as spillage’s are an major issue)
Once plugged in just sit down on the chair and away you go. Firstly horror movies or girls in Skippy costumes will be the only things you can watch but as you get lazier and save your process you will gain more viewing material such as old trisha episodes and topless volleyball championships. Every now and then writing will appear at the bottom of the screen instructing you to eat, sleep or turn to the other cheek as the one your sitting on at that moment is getting numb.
With this break through in science you’ll learn the art of sitting down for 8 hours at a time, learn to also sit down with the TV remote so you don’t have to get up and look for it again and most importantly be able to store cards and small pieces of paper in between the fat rolls on your stomach.
Furthermore with my face popping up on the screen shouting slogans such as ‘a little more’ and ‘your doing great’ i predict this to be a best seller of the year.
Thanx for reading
TT
Now this got me thinking about a new product that would be like any other in the game world, i give you ‘the dance fat 2003’.
This is mostly designed for people who believe a bowl of oats with a few currents in it is a good meal but it can be used by anyone who wants to become a full-fledged slob. Now becoming a slob is harder than it seems and takes hard work and dedication be Sistine so its made easier by using the dance fat 2003.
You don’t need a console or a disc to play this game as it slots right into the back of your TV with a lead that goes into the scart socket. The apparatus includes of a large armchair as the main point of control, a mini fridge packed full of beers and whisky, the all-important cordless phone and a few takeaway vouchers.
With the dress code skintight purple outfits are out and baggy closes are in. Trousers with around 6 pockets to carry life’s necessities such as a gingsters Cornish pasty or toilet roll, and wear on you torso a large vest (preferably old as spillage’s are an major issue)
Once plugged in just sit down on the chair and away you go. Firstly horror movies or girls in Skippy costumes will be the only things you can watch but as you get lazier and save your process you will gain more viewing material such as old trisha episodes and topless volleyball championships. Every now and then writing will appear at the bottom of the screen instructing you to eat, sleep or turn to the other cheek as the one your sitting on at that moment is getting numb.
With this break through in science you’ll learn the art of sitting down for 8 hours at a time, learn to also sit down with the TV remote so you don’t have to get up and look for it again and most importantly be able to store cards and small pieces of paper in between the fat rolls on your stomach.
Furthermore with my face popping up on the screen shouting slogans such as ‘a little more’ and ‘your doing great’ i predict this to be a best seller of the year.
Thanx for reading
TT
Talkie Toaster wrote:
> thanks, now if only i could get 'Ride the ripples, all the way to the
> nipples' out my head i'd be happy
Sorry man.
> thanks, now if only i could get 'Ride the ripples, all the way to the
> nipples' out my head i'd be happy
Sorry man.
sideshow buzz wrote:
> fortunately that dance fat 2003 doesn't require Micheal Flatley-esque
> co-ordination on expert mode, I would imagine the biggest combo would
> be 'drink beer and change the tv channel at the same time' manouvre
>
> good post TT
thanks, now if only i could get 'Ride the ripples, all the way to the nipples' out my head i'd be happy
> fortunately that dance fat 2003 doesn't require Micheal Flatley-esque
> co-ordination on expert mode, I would imagine the biggest combo would
> be 'drink beer and change the tv channel at the same time' manouvre
>
> good post TT
thanks, now if only i could get 'Ride the ripples, all the way to the nipples' out my head i'd be happy
fortunately that dance fat 2003 doesn't require Micheal Flatley-esque co-ordination on expert mode, I would imagine the biggest combo would be 'drink beer and change the tv channel at the same time' manouvre
good post TT
good post TT
such a positive feed back
Ride the ripples, all the way to the nipples.
I read the first para.
He can't spell Britney.
Hehe.
He can't spell Britney.
Hehe.
Didnt read it.
Ho hum.
Ho hum.
After all those ‘mistakes’ at Christmas the whole nation has gone health crazy with keep fit videos, specialized diets with no cheese or dairy products and brand spanking new gym passes. Today it seems in all the Sunday newspapers under the sun they’re giving you a free magazine with so and so’s new diet and work out. But its not just media, games seem to be springing up all over the place which are designed to ‘keep you fit and have fun at the same time’ with the use of a dance mat such as Brittany’s dance beat and euro-something.
Now this got me thinking about a new product that would be like any other in the game world, i give you ‘the dance fat 2003’.
This is mostly designed for people who believe a bowl of oats with a few currents in it is a good meal but it can be used by anyone who wants to become a full-fledged slob. Now becoming a slob is harder than it seems and takes hard work and dedication be Sistine so its made easier by using the dance fat 2003.
You don’t need a console or a disc to play this game as it slots right into the back of your TV with a lead that goes into the scart socket. The apparatus includes of a large armchair as the main point of control, a mini fridge packed full of beers and whisky, the all-important cordless phone and a few takeaway vouchers.
With the dress code skintight purple outfits are out and baggy closes are in. Trousers with around 6 pockets to carry life’s necessities such as a gingsters Cornish pasty or toilet roll, and wear on you torso a large vest (preferably old as spillage’s are an major issue)
Once plugged in just sit down on the chair and away you go. Firstly horror movies or girls in Skippy costumes will be the only things you can watch but as you get lazier and save your process you will gain more viewing material such as old trisha episodes and topless volleyball championships. Every now and then writing will appear at the bottom of the screen instructing you to eat, sleep or turn to the other cheek as the one your sitting on at that moment is getting numb.
With this break through in science you’ll learn the art of sitting down for 8 hours at a time, learn to also sit down with the TV remote so you don’t have to get up and look for it again and most importantly be able to store cards and small pieces of paper in between the fat rolls on your stomach.
Furthermore with my face popping up on the screen shouting slogans such as ‘a little more’ and ‘your doing great’ i predict this to be a best seller of the year.
Thanx for reading
TT
Now this got me thinking about a new product that would be like any other in the game world, i give you ‘the dance fat 2003’.
This is mostly designed for people who believe a bowl of oats with a few currents in it is a good meal but it can be used by anyone who wants to become a full-fledged slob. Now becoming a slob is harder than it seems and takes hard work and dedication be Sistine so its made easier by using the dance fat 2003.
You don’t need a console or a disc to play this game as it slots right into the back of your TV with a lead that goes into the scart socket. The apparatus includes of a large armchair as the main point of control, a mini fridge packed full of beers and whisky, the all-important cordless phone and a few takeaway vouchers.
With the dress code skintight purple outfits are out and baggy closes are in. Trousers with around 6 pockets to carry life’s necessities such as a gingsters Cornish pasty or toilet roll, and wear on you torso a large vest (preferably old as spillage’s are an major issue)
Once plugged in just sit down on the chair and away you go. Firstly horror movies or girls in Skippy costumes will be the only things you can watch but as you get lazier and save your process you will gain more viewing material such as old trisha episodes and topless volleyball championships. Every now and then writing will appear at the bottom of the screen instructing you to eat, sleep or turn to the other cheek as the one your sitting on at that moment is getting numb.
With this break through in science you’ll learn the art of sitting down for 8 hours at a time, learn to also sit down with the TV remote so you don’t have to get up and look for it again and most importantly be able to store cards and small pieces of paper in between the fat rolls on your stomach.
Furthermore with my face popping up on the screen shouting slogans such as ‘a little more’ and ‘your doing great’ i predict this to be a best seller of the year.
Thanx for reading
TT