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"Something to improve your Sunday"

Just thought I’d cheer you people up on this particularly nasty Sunday evening... All of these are either signs or labels on clothing or food...
Check them out...


Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly – Child’s superman costume

After Tea Break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board – In an office

This is the gate of heaven. Enter all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draught - please use the side door) – On a church door

Caution: Automatic door. Push to operate. – On Entrance of an office building.

One Hour photos ready in 20 mins – Outside a shop in London

Safety first. Put on your seatbelt. Prepare for accident – In a Japanese taxi.

We can repair anything. (Please knock hard, the bell doesn’t work) – Outside Repair shop.

Sliced ham with vegetarian cheddar – Pre-packed croissant label.

Elephants please stay in your car – In a safari park.

Bargain Basement upstairs – Sign at entrance of a London department store.

Please keep out of children – On Korean kitchen knife.

Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out – Sign in a Laundrette.

This door is not to be used as an exit or entrance. – New York Post Office

Trespassing without permission – Sign on church grounds.

Closed due to illness – Sign outside a health food shop.

Remember objects in the mirror are actually behind you – Notice on a helmet mounted mirror used by US motorcyclists.

Use repeatedly for sever damage – Notice on Taiwanese shampoo.

Excellent day today.

Lazed about all morning. Played football in the afternoon, won 2-1. Went to pub, ate, drank, drank some more, and then got back to halls. Watched more telly, and now back to my room before I go to sleep. This is the life....

My sundays been great so far, so no need to cheer me up really. Only think that might annoy me is if i have a load of homework, but even if i do i'll leave it til tommorow morning.

LOL! Some of those are actually quite funny.

Its a shame that my sunday is so bad it cannot be improved. I've only just finshed homework that I started about 12:00 with only a few breaks to come on here.

Just thought I’d cheer you people up on this particularly nasty Sunday evening... All of these are either signs or labels on clothing or food...
Check them out...


Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly – Child’s superman costume

After Tea Break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board – In an office

This is the gate of heaven. Enter all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draught - please use the side door) – On a church door

Caution: Automatic door. Push to operate. – On Entrance of an office building.

One Hour photos ready in 20 mins – Outside a shop in London

Safety first. Put on your seatbelt. Prepare for accident – In a Japanese taxi.

We can repair anything. (Please knock hard, the bell doesn’t work) – Outside Repair shop.

Sliced ham with vegetarian cheddar – Pre-packed croissant label.

Elephants please stay in your car – In a safari park.

Bargain Basement upstairs – Sign at entrance of a London department store.

Please keep out of children – On Korean kitchen knife.

Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out – Sign in a Laundrette.

This door is not to be used as an exit or entrance. – New York Post Office

Trespassing without permission – Sign on church grounds.

Closed due to illness – Sign outside a health food shop.

Remember objects in the mirror are actually behind you – Notice on a helmet mounted mirror used by US motorcyclists.

Use repeatedly for sever damage – Notice on Taiwanese shampoo.