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"Mr Insult's Battleships"
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Superb!
Try www.rathergood.com
It rocks.
Swearing IS big and clever, especially when a computer or a child under 7 does it.
Excellent
Swearing IS big and clever, especially when a computer or a child under 7 does it.
Excellent
I asked Lisa if she fancied playing Battleships.
"Why does he keep swearing at me?"
Excellent.
"Why does he keep swearing at me?"
Excellent.
Goatboy wrote:
> Is Tom Cruise really short and smug in this one?
I hope not.
Ghost Recon is
> very, very hard.
What else?
I played Wolfenstein all day online.
*twiddles
> thumbs*
I shot a player with a comical name.
The screenshot I took had the
> message
"You shot A Big Penis"
That made me laugh.
That post made me laugh as well... great
> Is Tom Cruise really short and smug in this one?
I hope not.
Ghost Recon is
> very, very hard.
What else?
I played Wolfenstein all day online.
*twiddles
> thumbs*
I shot a player with a comical name.
The screenshot I took had the
> message
"You shot A Big Penis"
That made me laugh.
That post made me laugh as well... great
Goatboy wrote:
What else?
I played Wolfenstein all day online.
*twiddles
> thumbs*
I shot a player with a comical name.
The screenshot I took had the
> message
"You shot A Big Penis"
That made me laugh.
Wolfenstein is a great game, and I've been playing it quite a lot in the past two days. Whenever I was a Nazi, I decided to kill my own team with knives, picking them off one at a time, which was quite fun. Being a medic rules!
What else?
I played Wolfenstein all day online.
*twiddles
> thumbs*
I shot a player with a comical name.
The screenshot I took had the
> message
"You shot A Big Penis"
That made me laugh.
Wolfenstein is a great game, and I've been playing it quite a lot in the past two days. Whenever I was a Nazi, I decided to kill my own team with knives, picking them off one at a time, which was quite fun. Being a medic rules!
Is Tom Cruise really short and smug in this one?
I hope not.
Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
What else?
I played Wolfenstein all day online.
*twiddles thumbs*
I shot a player with a comical name.
The screenshot I took had the message
"You shot A Big Penis"
That made me laugh.
I hope not.
Ghost Recon is very, very hard.
What else?
I played Wolfenstein all day online.
*twiddles thumbs*
I shot a player with a comical name.
The screenshot I took had the message
"You shot A Big Penis"
That made me laugh.
Grix Thraves wrote:
> No er-no, it was for both of us. For us both.
:0D
Thanks for that. I'll
> read no more about it, and I'll see it as soon as it arrives in
> Pembrokeshire.
Two months then. Probably. And I'm not joking. :0)
Watch out for spoils. Ignore and run away with your fingers in your ears. This film will hopefully space you out, just like it did me. It seems we have both been through something we can relate to the film... :0) and a :-)
> No er-no, it was for both of us. For us both.
:0D
Thanks for that. I'll
> read no more about it, and I'll see it as soon as it arrives in
> Pembrokeshire.
Two months then. Probably. And I'm not joking. :0)
Watch out for spoils. Ignore and run away with your fingers in your ears. This film will hopefully space you out, just like it did me. It seems we have both been through something we can relate to the film... :0) and a :-)
No er-no, it was for both of us. For us both.
:0D
Thanks for that. I'll read no more about it, and I'll see it as soon as it arrives in Pembrokeshire.
Two months then. Probably. And I'm not joking. :0)
:0D
Thanks for that. I'll read no more about it, and I'll see it as soon as it arrives in Pembrokeshire.
Two months then. Probably. And I'm not joking. :0)
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Have you er-no? I think I want to see that... is it good?
Its in my opinion. Absolutely brilliant, it requiries effort from you as a member of the audience. You need to stay focused on the film and what is happening (don't dare take a toilet break). It has had its critics, saying it is no relevance to reality, and because of this is lacks credibility?! Thats complete crap, anyone can relate to this, if its from deja vus to actual paranoia. Having had a very near death experience myself and seeing people die the film one me over emotionally and visually.
It can be taken at an easy face value, although knowing that you cannot take nothing away from any part of the film, or like me you could question its true intentions, to come to realise that you could possibly experience in your life something as way out and scarily realistic too.
All emotions are tested. At one point you will want to know where the hell it is going (much alike me for about five minutes). Its disturbing, but ends with an ultimate choice (Grix, avoid spoilers. AVOID). Then, when you think you have figured it all out - it all changes. Open your mind, and enjoy Cruise with the best performance I have ever seen of him. I say again without swearing. Absolutely crapping brilliant.
Ignore the papers reviews. I reckon Grix, you would like it. Did I just write that all for you? :-D
> Have you er-no? I think I want to see that... is it good?
Its in my opinion. Absolutely brilliant, it requiries effort from you as a member of the audience. You need to stay focused on the film and what is happening (don't dare take a toilet break). It has had its critics, saying it is no relevance to reality, and because of this is lacks credibility?! Thats complete crap, anyone can relate to this, if its from deja vus to actual paranoia. Having had a very near death experience myself and seeing people die the film one me over emotionally and visually.
It can be taken at an easy face value, although knowing that you cannot take nothing away from any part of the film, or like me you could question its true intentions, to come to realise that you could possibly experience in your life something as way out and scarily realistic too.
All emotions are tested. At one point you will want to know where the hell it is going (much alike me for about five minutes). Its disturbing, but ends with an ultimate choice (Grix, avoid spoilers. AVOID). Then, when you think you have figured it all out - it all changes. Open your mind, and enjoy Cruise with the best performance I have ever seen of him. I say again without swearing. Absolutely crapping brilliant.
Ignore the papers reviews. I reckon Grix, you would like it. Did I just write that all for you? :-D
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