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This thread has been linked to the game 'Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets'.
Help me, my 'son' (and by that I mean me - I'm too sad to let you know that) tells me this game is nothing but a load of poorly-put together sub-games that are endlessly repetative and boring.
WHAT CAN I DO??????
Is the game not working properly?
I NEED CHEATS to uncover the real game underneath - this psss-poor piece of merchandised crap must just be diguising the game underneath. It must be there somewhere.
HELP ME AGAIN - the evil giant has stolen my magic beans. That sound's familiar, but what do I do?
There's this weird blueish-green thing that looks liek a banana near this rock with a bucket on top. I've tried jumping off the house roof onto the magic car but the gate is stuck and needs 'oilyrunus' apparently.
Can anyone help me?
Everyone who doesn't know anything about games, preferably, and is about 6.
HELP ME PLEASE.
I'M BORED OF THIS GAME.
Although it looks alright, I can't understand why it's so repetative and tedious and patronising and annoying - where's the story, where's the depth?
That ginger's a bit tasty, mind
Hmmmm, CHEAT ME UP, SOLDIERS.
Thank’s in advance pre-pubescent idiots!
Yours,
JAMmy DoDGer 20o1
*Note*
When you read this aloud, as i guess most of you do (with your finger tracing the lines) please read in a gratingly sarcastic / ironic way which could strip a standard army issue machine gun at 40 paces.
*End of note*
And, yes I've read the book and watched the film but there is no need for this kind of badly-managed piece of crap to litter the shelves.
Buy Ratchet and Clank, buy Sly Cooper if you want a good kidies game.
Do not buy this.
Or, under any circumstances, ask for help from anyone here again. This site has it's own cheats page, gamefaqs.com has lots more.
Use them, not us - we don't care.
On bit.
I bit you a goodnight, gentlemen.
Yours sarcastically,
FFF
WHAT CAN I DO??????
Is the game not working properly?
I NEED CHEATS to uncover the real game underneath - this psss-poor piece of merchandised crap must just be diguising the game underneath. It must be there somewhere.
HELP ME AGAIN - the evil giant has stolen my magic beans. That sound's familiar, but what do I do?
There's this weird blueish-green thing that looks liek a banana near this rock with a bucket on top. I've tried jumping off the house roof onto the magic car but the gate is stuck and needs 'oilyrunus' apparently.
Can anyone help me?
Everyone who doesn't know anything about games, preferably, and is about 6.
HELP ME PLEASE.
I'M BORED OF THIS GAME.
Although it looks alright, I can't understand why it's so repetative and tedious and patronising and annoying - where's the story, where's the depth?
That ginger's a bit tasty, mind
Hmmmm, CHEAT ME UP, SOLDIERS.
Thank’s in advance pre-pubescent idiots!
Yours,
JAMmy DoDGer 20o1
*Note*
When you read this aloud, as i guess most of you do (with your finger tracing the lines) please read in a gratingly sarcastic / ironic way which could strip a standard army issue machine gun at 40 paces.
*End of note*
And, yes I've read the book and watched the film but there is no need for this kind of badly-managed piece of crap to litter the shelves.
Buy Ratchet and Clank, buy Sly Cooper if you want a good kidies game.
Do not buy this.
Or, under any circumstances, ask for help from anyone here again. This site has it's own cheats page, gamefaqs.com has lots more.
Use them, not us - we don't care.
On bit.
I bit you a goodnight, gentlemen.
Yours sarcastically,
FFF
While we're on the subject of kiddy games. WHo thinks the GC has loads of kiddy games. *Silence* Good, cause the GC is great. Don't ask me why i'm typing this, it's uncanny!
Asher D wrote:
> d) Sly Cooper is not a kiddies game.
I know, put my words in the wrong order.
They're good games that kid's could play and probably enjoy. Not like Hairy Pooter.
> d) Sly Cooper is not a kiddies game.
I know, put my words in the wrong order.
They're good games that kid's could play and probably enjoy. Not like Hairy Pooter.
Asher D wrote:
> a) Harry Potter sucks. Wanting cheats for the game is just as sad as
> seeing the film.
> b) If you like Harry Potter, you suck.
> c) If you want to ramble on about how Harry Potter does not suck, go
> write it down on a piece of paper and throw it in the drain, in the
> hope that miraculously I will find it and read it.
> d) Sly Cooper is not a kiddies game.
> e) Hairy Pooter :-). Have that as your tagline.
My friend (12) plays Harry Potter! As in role play!
> a) Harry Potter sucks. Wanting cheats for the game is just as sad as
> seeing the film.
> b) If you like Harry Potter, you suck.
> c) If you want to ramble on about how Harry Potter does not suck, go
> write it down on a piece of paper and throw it in the drain, in the
> hope that miraculously I will find it and read it.
> d) Sly Cooper is not a kiddies game.
> e) Hairy Pooter :-). Have that as your tagline.
My friend (12) plays Harry Potter! As in role play!
I'm glad someone noticed the "parents" that came on apparently in need of "help" for their "children". Of ocurse, the genuine parents would just visit a dedicated hints/guide website, and solve the problem without sounding like a person who needs sympathy.
a) Harry Potter sucks. Wanting cheats for the game is just as sad as seeing the film.
b) If you like Harry Potter, you suck.
c) If you want to ramble on about how Harry Potter does not suck, go write it down on a piece of paper and throw it in the drain, in the hope that miraculously I will find it and read it.
d) Sly Cooper is not a kiddies game.
e) Hairy Pooter :-). Have that as your tagline.
b) If you like Harry Potter, you suck.
c) If you want to ramble on about how Harry Potter does not suck, go write it down on a piece of paper and throw it in the drain, in the hope that miraculously I will find it and read it.
d) Sly Cooper is not a kiddies game.
e) Hairy Pooter :-). Have that as your tagline.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> *Note*
> When you read this aloud, as i guess most of you do (with your finger
> tracing the lines)...
Cool, thought it was just me that did that. My lips move as well. Anyone else have a drool problem?
> *Note*
> When you read this aloud, as i guess most of you do (with your finger
> tracing the lines)...
Cool, thought it was just me that did that. My lips move as well. Anyone else have a drool problem?
Now that has actually made me laugh out loud! (A.K.A "lol")
It is especially funny, as there are loads of topics on this failure of a game at the moment.
It is especially funny, as there are loads of topics on this failure of a game at the moment.
Always a pleasure to take the psss.
Always.
Always.
Ha harh! Funny! Good one mister FFF!
Help me, my 'son' (and by that I mean me - I'm too sad to let you know that) tells me this game is nothing but a load of poorly-put together sub-games that are endlessly repetative and boring.
WHAT CAN I DO??????
Is the game not working properly?
I NEED CHEATS to uncover the real game underneath - this psss-poor piece of merchandised crap must just be diguising the game underneath. It must be there somewhere.
HELP ME AGAIN - the evil giant has stolen my magic beans. That sound's familiar, but what do I do?
There's this weird blueish-green thing that looks liek a banana near this rock with a bucket on top. I've tried jumping off the house roof onto the magic car but the gate is stuck and needs 'oilyrunus' apparently.
Can anyone help me?
Everyone who doesn't know anything about games, preferably, and is about 6.
HELP ME PLEASE.
I'M BORED OF THIS GAME.
Although it looks alright, I can't understand why it's so repetative and tedious and patronising and annoying - where's the story, where's the depth?
That ginger's a bit tasty, mind
Hmmmm, CHEAT ME UP, SOLDIERS.
Thank’s in advance pre-pubescent idiots!
Yours,
JAMmy DoDGer 20o1
*Note*
When you read this aloud, as i guess most of you do (with your finger tracing the lines) please read in a gratingly sarcastic / ironic way which could strip a standard army issue machine gun at 40 paces.
*End of note*
And, yes I've read the book and watched the film but there is no need for this kind of badly-managed piece of crap to litter the shelves.
Buy Ratchet and Clank, buy Sly Cooper if you want a good kidies game.
Do not buy this.
Or, under any circumstances, ask for help from anyone here again. This site has it's own cheats page, gamefaqs.com has lots more.
Use them, not us - we don't care.
On bit.
I bit you a goodnight, gentlemen.
Yours sarcastically,
FFF
WHAT CAN I DO??????
Is the game not working properly?
I NEED CHEATS to uncover the real game underneath - this psss-poor piece of merchandised crap must just be diguising the game underneath. It must be there somewhere.
HELP ME AGAIN - the evil giant has stolen my magic beans. That sound's familiar, but what do I do?
There's this weird blueish-green thing that looks liek a banana near this rock with a bucket on top. I've tried jumping off the house roof onto the magic car but the gate is stuck and needs 'oilyrunus' apparently.
Can anyone help me?
Everyone who doesn't know anything about games, preferably, and is about 6.
HELP ME PLEASE.
I'M BORED OF THIS GAME.
Although it looks alright, I can't understand why it's so repetative and tedious and patronising and annoying - where's the story, where's the depth?
That ginger's a bit tasty, mind
Hmmmm, CHEAT ME UP, SOLDIERS.
Thank’s in advance pre-pubescent idiots!
Yours,
JAMmy DoDGer 20o1
*Note*
When you read this aloud, as i guess most of you do (with your finger tracing the lines) please read in a gratingly sarcastic / ironic way which could strip a standard army issue machine gun at 40 paces.
*End of note*
And, yes I've read the book and watched the film but there is no need for this kind of badly-managed piece of crap to litter the shelves.
Buy Ratchet and Clank, buy Sly Cooper if you want a good kidies game.
Do not buy this.
Or, under any circumstances, ask for help from anyone here again. This site has it's own cheats page, gamefaqs.com has lots more.
Use them, not us - we don't care.
On bit.
I bit you a goodnight, gentlemen.
Yours sarcastically,
FFF