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New idea for game based on grimey pub gent's toilets...
The game ('Splashback') is played out in two arena's, the bar and the bogs.
You aim is to score points by indirectly attacking various charcters whilst trying to make it look like an accident, so you don't get your head kicked in!
Allow me to explain...
You will have several oponents to 'splashback' to score points, characters like
'Peeking Pete' - He likes to peek over from his urinal into yours in the hopes of grabbing a sly view of your tackle!
'Crafty Fart Frank' - He's the guy who let's one howler of a stench go silently (or loudly) and then makes up some crap get-out speach like "somebody stinks!" or "that's discusting, who was that?" or worse, looks around at you as if you are the culprit.
'Well Gone Gary' - The guy no-one wants to be near, it's the guy with major difficulty speaking and standing. He's flooded with booze, eyes half shut, mouth closed, cheeks bulging - AND HE'S GONNA BLOW! Don't get caught by this guys fountain of toxic spewtum, get him first!
'Unstable Skinhead' - Oooh watch out, one momentary glance and it's "what you lookin at" followed by "wanna go? come on then!"
There's more oponents in the game - BUT WHAT IS THE GAME?
1. You start off in the bar where you fill your "bladdometer" by means of swifting down pints of lager.
2. You leg it to the bogs when you've filled the bladdometer, where you select your urinal. Preferably one with two empty urinals either side for maximum scoring ability.
3. You wait for a visiter to call at one of your next-door urinals.
FIRSTLY you must get a peek at them (Their FACE only, in the game it is possible to look at their danglies, but you will instantly be barred and it's game over - so be carefull not to accidentaly - *Cheat available for pervs.) You've got to see if its an average Jo taking a leek or is it an undesirable that could do you damage. Points are scored if you can take a peek without getting caught and branded a Pervert!
SECONDLY if it is one of the charcters mentioned above, or the many others in the game, and you are in danger of getting puked on, blamed for a fart or being beaten into a pulp you must eradicate the bad guy thus...
It's a game of skill - you have to angle your golden jetstream at the edge of your urinal to get a descent splashback in the direction of your neighbouring urinalist in the hopes of getting them wet without noticing! This will cause them to get embarrassed (thinking they did it themselves) and scarper quickly. Maximum points are scored and a character beaten.
Get it wrong though and you're in trouble, fights, random game overs (cause you get killed) or return fire and p*ss-off's (a shoot out) can ensue. All hell breaks lose if you aren't a good splashbacker or if you splashback an innocent urinalist.
If you run out of juice it's a run back to the bar to top up your bladdometer before you can score more hits!
There's more to this game, maybe I'll tell you about it if theres much interest...
All the best,
SuperToast
PS. There's a sequel called "Beige Bombs Away!" - but that's another story...
=8ŹD
The game ('Splashback') is played out in two arena's, the bar and the bogs.
You aim is to score points by indirectly attacking various charcters whilst trying to make it look like an accident, so you don't get your head kicked in!
Allow me to explain...
You will have several oponents to 'splashback' to score points, characters like
'Peeking Pete' - He likes to peek over from his urinal into yours in the hopes of grabbing a sly view of your tackle!
'Crafty Fart Frank' - He's the guy who let's one howler of a stench go silently (or loudly) and then makes up some crap get-out speach like "somebody stinks!" or "that's discusting, who was that?" or worse, looks around at you as if you are the culprit.
'Well Gone Gary' - The guy no-one wants to be near, it's the guy with major difficulty speaking and standing. He's flooded with booze, eyes half shut, mouth closed, cheeks bulging - AND HE'S GONNA BLOW! Don't get caught by this guys fountain of toxic spewtum, get him first!
'Unstable Skinhead' - Oooh watch out, one momentary glance and it's "what you lookin at" followed by "wanna go? come on then!"
There's more oponents in the game - BUT WHAT IS THE GAME?
1. You start off in the bar where you fill your "bladdometer" by means of swifting down pints of lager.
2. You leg it to the bogs when you've filled the bladdometer, where you select your urinal. Preferably one with two empty urinals either side for maximum scoring ability.
3. You wait for a visiter to call at one of your next-door urinals.
FIRSTLY you must get a peek at them (Their FACE only, in the game it is possible to look at their danglies, but you will instantly be barred and it's game over - so be carefull not to accidentaly - *Cheat available for pervs.) You've got to see if its an average Jo taking a leek or is it an undesirable that could do you damage. Points are scored if you can take a peek without getting caught and branded a Pervert!
SECONDLY if it is one of the charcters mentioned above, or the many others in the game, and you are in danger of getting puked on, blamed for a fart or being beaten into a pulp you must eradicate the bad guy thus...
It's a game of skill - you have to angle your golden jetstream at the edge of your urinal to get a descent splashback in the direction of your neighbouring urinalist in the hopes of getting them wet without noticing! This will cause them to get embarrassed (thinking they did it themselves) and scarper quickly. Maximum points are scored and a character beaten.
Get it wrong though and you're in trouble, fights, random game overs (cause you get killed) or return fire and p*ss-off's (a shoot out) can ensue. All hell breaks lose if you aren't a good splashbacker or if you splashback an innocent urinalist.
If you run out of juice it's a run back to the bar to top up your bladdometer before you can score more hits!
There's more to this game, maybe I'll tell you about it if theres much interest...
All the best,
SuperToast
PS. There's a sequel called "Beige Bombs Away!" - but that's another story...
=8ŹD
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New idea for game based on grimey pub gent's toilets...
The game ('Splashback') is played out in two arena's, the bar and the bogs.
You aim is to score points by indirectly attacking various charcters whilst trying to make it look like an accident, so you don't get your head kicked in!
Allow me to explain...
You will have several oponents to 'splashback' to score points, characters like
'Peeking Pete' - He likes to peek over from his urinal into yours in the hopes of grabbing a sly view of your tackle!
'Crafty Fart Frank' - He's the guy who let's one howler of a stench go silently (or loudly) and then makes up some crap get-out speach like "somebody stinks!" or "that's discusting, who was that?" or worse, looks around at you as if you are the culprit.
'Well Gone Gary' - The guy no-one wants to be near, it's the guy with major difficulty speaking and standing. He's flooded with booze, eyes half shut, mouth closed, cheeks bulging - AND HE'S GONNA BLOW! Don't get caught by this guys fountain of toxic spewtum, get him first!
'Unstable Skinhead' - Oooh watch out, one momentary glance and it's "what you lookin at" followed by "wanna go? come on then!"
There's more oponents in the game - BUT WHAT IS THE GAME?
1. You start off in the bar where you fill your "bladdometer" by means of swifting down pints of lager.
2. You leg it to the bogs when you've filled the bladdometer, where you select your urinal. Preferably one with two empty urinals either side for maximum scoring ability.
3. You wait for a visiter to call at one of your next-door urinals.
FIRSTLY you must get a peek at them (Their FACE only, in the game it is possible to look at their danglies, but you will instantly be barred and it's game over - so be carefull not to accidentaly - *Cheat available for pervs.) You've got to see if its an average Jo taking a leek or is it an undesirable that could do you damage. Points are scored if you can take a peek without getting caught and branded a Pervert!
SECONDLY if it is one of the charcters mentioned above, or the many others in the game, and you are in danger of getting puked on, blamed for a fart or being beaten into a pulp you must eradicate the bad guy thus...
It's a game of skill - you have to angle your golden jetstream at the edge of your urinal to get a descent splashback in the direction of your neighbouring urinalist in the hopes of getting them wet without noticing! This will cause them to get embarrassed (thinking they did it themselves) and scarper quickly. Maximum points are scored and a character beaten.
Get it wrong though and you're in trouble, fights, random game overs (cause you get killed) or return fire and p*ss-off's (a shoot out) can ensue. All hell breaks lose if you aren't a good splashbacker or if you splashback an innocent urinalist.
If you run out of juice it's a run back to the bar to top up your bladdometer before you can score more hits!
There's more to this game, maybe I'll tell you about it if theres much interest...
All the best,
SuperToast
PS. There's a sequel called "Beige Bombs Away!" - but that's another story...
=8ŹD
The game ('Splashback') is played out in two arena's, the bar and the bogs.
You aim is to score points by indirectly attacking various charcters whilst trying to make it look like an accident, so you don't get your head kicked in!
Allow me to explain...
You will have several oponents to 'splashback' to score points, characters like
'Peeking Pete' - He likes to peek over from his urinal into yours in the hopes of grabbing a sly view of your tackle!
'Crafty Fart Frank' - He's the guy who let's one howler of a stench go silently (or loudly) and then makes up some crap get-out speach like "somebody stinks!" or "that's discusting, who was that?" or worse, looks around at you as if you are the culprit.
'Well Gone Gary' - The guy no-one wants to be near, it's the guy with major difficulty speaking and standing. He's flooded with booze, eyes half shut, mouth closed, cheeks bulging - AND HE'S GONNA BLOW! Don't get caught by this guys fountain of toxic spewtum, get him first!
'Unstable Skinhead' - Oooh watch out, one momentary glance and it's "what you lookin at" followed by "wanna go? come on then!"
There's more oponents in the game - BUT WHAT IS THE GAME?
1. You start off in the bar where you fill your "bladdometer" by means of swifting down pints of lager.
2. You leg it to the bogs when you've filled the bladdometer, where you select your urinal. Preferably one with two empty urinals either side for maximum scoring ability.
3. You wait for a visiter to call at one of your next-door urinals.
FIRSTLY you must get a peek at them (Their FACE only, in the game it is possible to look at their danglies, but you will instantly be barred and it's game over - so be carefull not to accidentaly - *Cheat available for pervs.) You've got to see if its an average Jo taking a leek or is it an undesirable that could do you damage. Points are scored if you can take a peek without getting caught and branded a Pervert!
SECONDLY if it is one of the charcters mentioned above, or the many others in the game, and you are in danger of getting puked on, blamed for a fart or being beaten into a pulp you must eradicate the bad guy thus...
It's a game of skill - you have to angle your golden jetstream at the edge of your urinal to get a descent splashback in the direction of your neighbouring urinalist in the hopes of getting them wet without noticing! This will cause them to get embarrassed (thinking they did it themselves) and scarper quickly. Maximum points are scored and a character beaten.
Get it wrong though and you're in trouble, fights, random game overs (cause you get killed) or return fire and p*ss-off's (a shoot out) can ensue. All hell breaks lose if you aren't a good splashbacker or if you splashback an innocent urinalist.
If you run out of juice it's a run back to the bar to top up your bladdometer before you can score more hits!
There's more to this game, maybe I'll tell you about it if theres much interest...
All the best,
SuperToast
PS. There's a sequel called "Beige Bombs Away!" - but that's another story...
=8ŹD