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"This explains why we are so twisted"

I got this e-mail of a friend. Found it pretty amusing.

Enjoy


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This is the original script from Rainbow,(Remember it??) and possibly the
funniest one ever:



The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...



Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "

George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"



We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.



Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it
in"



Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg
kit



Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,Bungle."<
/P>

Geoffrey: ( to camera ) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"

Bungle: " Playing with each other,Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
play with?"

George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
play with our friend's

balls today?

Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey ( to camera ) Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?

Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was
soft."< /P>

Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle ( excited ) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our
twangers couldn't we?

Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
instruments out and Jane

has got two lovely Maracas."



Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.



Roger:" We could hear you all banging away"

Rod: " Banging can be fun ."

Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Roger."

Roger: ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Rod: ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
away?"

Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Roger last night. But would you
Like to play with

my maracas?

Zippy;" No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."

Zippy;" I've got a big red one."

George:" I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."

Geoffrey ( to viewers )" Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember,< /P>

you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask
a friend if you can

play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song."



Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all
day."



Geoffrey: ( waving )" It's time to go. But don't forget to get your
twangers out and play

with your balls

I think i've heard this before, still funny though.

Lol :D

That's hilarious.lmfao!

I knew Jeoffery personally, you know.

*Everybody bows, and kisses J-42's feet*

Please, make an orderly line!

I remember they filmed it, but they never showed it on childrens tv
but its exists somewhere out there lol

mikelar wrote:
> that really wasn't funny y'know.

that had me in fits!!!

Seen this before, can't remeber where though.

that really wasn't funny y'know.

Hmmmm...

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Nope...

Genius.
Absolute genius.

yup, I just read the third line there, seen the word RAINBOW