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Scene1
*Microchip’s House*
“Microchip, Flux, and their father Sniper are sitting in front of the television watching commercials”
Commercial= Do you want a pair of abs that scare small children! Do no other products give you the results you search! Well, with the Killer 6Pack Machine you could have abs that cut diamonds, take a blast of a laser beam, stop cannonballs, and even fry an egg on! Get it now!
Small Print= Abs don’t really do these things and will turn into fat later on in life.
“Sniper turns off the television”
Sniper= Yet again I have wasted a day of my life with this darn tooting television.
Microchips= Dad can’t you just go outside for a change.
Flux= Yea. You are always complaining about staying at home but you never leave from the house.
Sniper= If I leave this house one time I know I will be kidnapped! Or killed! Or worse, I could be killed!
Microchips= Dad you will not get kidnapped!
“Sniper gets up and walks out the door”
Sniper= Hey you guys are right. It’s not that bad out here.
“Car stops in front of Sniper and two men come up from behind him and throw him in the car”
Sniper= Who really didn’t see that coming? Really?
Ant= You two will never get your father back! HAHA!
Gerrid= But because we are dumb villains we will tell you EXACTLY how to defeat us.
Ant= Agreed.
Gerrid= Only with the help of special powers and spells you will get your dad back.
Ant= Here’s a list where to find all your spells. And stuff. Yea, that’s right I said “stuff”.
“Ant throws a piece of paper on the ground and drives off with Gerrid”
Flux=.....
Microchips= So. Are you up for some burgers?
Flux= As much as you don’t want to, we have to help Dad. Should we get that list?
Microchips= Should we paint ourselves with tiger stripes and free all the giraffes from the zoo!
Flux= Um, maybe later dude.
“Microchips picks up the list”
Microchips= It says first we have to go to the library and check out a book called “A History Of Weird Gas”.
Flux= Okay, but I think we should get those burgers first.
Microchips= No onions this time!
Scene2
*At Gerrid and Ant’s secret hotel base*
“Ant and Gerrid are seen tying up Sniper”
Ant= I don’t get it. Why are we doing this?
Gerrid= We are tying Sniper and putting him in the middle of this room surrounded with traps to catch the kids that are obviously going to come rescue him. We do these things because we are villains. Villains pick up the chicks.
Ant= Yea. I understand that part but why do we have to tie him up while we are naked?
Gerrid= Oh. That was my idea.
Scene3
*The City Library*
“Flux and Microchips are trying to check out the book they were told to get on the list”
Microchips= Excuse me, librarian lady? Do you have A History Of Weird Gas?
Librarian= NO! “farts” Yes....I do.
Flux= Can we check it out?
Librarian= Well I wish someone would?
Microchips=.....
Flux= We mean the book!
Librarian= Ohhh, why didn’t you say that earlier?
“Librarian hands Flux a book guarded by a lock”
Librarian= There you go. “farts” Bye children.
Microchips= It’s locked! Ahhhhhh, this is taking TOO LONG!
Librarian= Hush! This is a library! Can’t you see that people are trying to hook up!
Flux= Sorry miss.
Microchips= Flux, what are we going to do about this lock!
Flux= Well duh. Scream at it.
Microchips= AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
“Lock opens magically”
Flux= Okay now lets find that spell thing.
Microchips= On the first page it says there is a magical chant that people of the past made to call upon a deep fog to confuse enemies. The chant goes like this:
Fog That
Fog This
Fog You
And Fog Glitch.
“A deep fog clouds the library”
Flux= Microchips where are you? Turn off the fog effects!
Microchips= I don’t know how! I think I see a window over there. Lets go!
“Flux and Microchips crawl out a nearby window”
Flux= Okay Micro what’s next on the list?
Microchips= It says we have to go down this street until we meet a man wearing a hat.
Flux= That’s it. Nothing specific. Just wearing a hat?
Microchips= The hat says “I am next on the list”.
Flux= Convenient.
“Flux and Microchips start to walk down the street”
Flux= What’s next on the list after this.
Microchips= It says we have to go to the local town restaurant.
Flux= Yea, that’s all fine and dandy but how in the world can we try to find THIS guy wearing a hat! There is like a billion people here and...
Microchips= THERE!
Flux= I hate you.
Microchips= Sir, do you know anything about, um chants.
“Man turns around and reveals that he’s George Bush, the United States president”
George Bush= HuHuHu Hara!
Flux= Bless you.
George Bush= That was suppose to be a death chant.
Microchips= Is it contagious?
George Bush= Um, yea. So go away.
Flux= NO! You have to teach us a spell to defeat two evil villainy type guys.
George Bush= I’m the president of the US. I don’t have to listen to you.
Microchips= You’re the president! Say something president like!
George Bush= Uh. Go USA...
Microchips= Brilliance.
Flux= Mr. Bush can you please tell us a powerful chant!
George Bush= I’ll never tell you. I’ll take my powers to my grave! You will never feast on my great spells. Never! NEVER!
Flux= Please.
George Bush= Hey you don’t have to bring the kind people of Texas into this.
Flux=...
George Bush= Okay I’ll tell you a chant only because you said you said I was the best.
Flux= Really?
George Bush= YES! Okay here it goes. This is a powerful chant that calls upon a fireball out of the ground:
Fire Fire everywhere,
Fire Fire here and there,
Fire Fire in my hair,
...
AHHHHHH, get it off!
There you have it.
“A fireball rises from the ground and floats upward happily and slowly”
Flux= Okay. Should we go now Micro.
George Bush= Don’t you want to here my views on guns in schools?
Flux= Okay Micro start running!
“Flux and Microchips run off screaming”
Scene4
*Far from George Bush*
Microchips= Can we stop running now?
Flux= Sure. Where are we?
Microchips= LOOK! It’s the restaurant! Lets go!
Flux= What are the odds?
“Flux and Microchips walk into the local restaurant and behold a man bench-pressing three dinning tables”
Flux= Wow.
Tphi= What are you doing here?
Microchips= We are in the search for powers.
Flux= By the way. How can you do that body building stuff dude.
Tphi= I cook with butter.
Flux= But doesn’t butter make you fat?
Tphi= No those are vegetables.
Microchips= I see.
Tphi= I put butter on everything. I put it on my toast, my wife, my butter.
Flux= Can you teach us magic now.
Tphi= No. It’s because your males. I don’t like males, it’s because I use to be one. And talking about that matter, haven’t you ever wished there was a car made a gelatin?
Microchips= I’ll pretend I never heard that. Can you please just show us a spell!
Tphi= NO! Take this!
“Tphi throws a stick of butter at Microchips and it gets stuck to his shirt”
Microchips= Okay, now that’s just disgusting.
Tphi= Now get out!
Flux= Fine. You don’t have to scream. I bet your spell is cheap anyway.
“Flux and Microchips walk out of the restaurant”
Microchips= There is a hospital straight ahead that we have to go to according to the list.
Flux= Onward Micro Man!
“Flux and Microchips run forward and enter the hospital”
Flux= DOES ANYONE KNOW SPELLS HERE!
Smerc= I do...
Microchips= And who are you?
Smerc= I deliver babies.
Flux= Pfft, it looks like you could barely deliver a pizza.
Smerc= For your information I’m the best baby deliverer person here.
Flux= And for your information you are wearing your underpants over your hospital scrubs.
Smerc= Err. What did you want to know about spells anyway?
Microchips= We need someone that can teach us something here about magic.
Smerc= I know a good one. I’ll only tell you if you solve my riddle. What do you call a bear crossed with a fish?
Flux= A...
Smerc= you call it a FISH!
Microchips= Your insane.
Smerc= And you smell!
Flux= Just tell us a chant please.
Smerc= Sure whatever. This is a chant that gets YOU out of MY face:
You smell
I hate you
Um...a lot!
There!
Flux= That didn’t even rhyme.
Microchips= But for some reason makes me want to get out of this man’s face.
Flux= You’re right. Lets leave.
Smerc= Go take a shower! You’re stinky.
“Flux and Microchips leave and a mail-cart passes by them and throws Microchips a letter”
Microchips= Look I got a Mango!
Flux= That’s a telegram Micro.
Microchips= Yea. What did I say?
Flux= Nothing dude.
Microchips= The letter says that we have to drive to the “MetroPine Hotel”. We don’t have a car though.
Flux= I guess we have to do this then!
“Flux runs up to a man next to his car and steals his keys and a hamburger that he had in his hands”
Man= AY. Bring that back!
Flux= Sorry sir.
“Flux returns the hamburger”
Man= Thanks!
Flux and Microchips hop inside the car and drive off”
Scene5
*In front of the MetroPine Hotel*
“Flux and Microchips are sitting in the car”
Flux= Micro, we can’t go barging in there. We’ll get ambushed in a second.
Microchips= How about we act super undercover. Stealthy like.
Flux= Great plan dude. Lets act like hotel clerks as much as possible.
“Flux and Microchips walk out and enter the hotel slyly”
Hotel Clerk= Hello, kind sirs. What brings you here?
Microchips= We aren’t pretending to be hotel clerks to get deep inside the hotel........ IT WAS HIS IDEA!
Hotel Clerk= I’m going to have to ask you to leave?
Flux= No! Because mamma said knock you out.
“Flux punches the clerk in the face and he faints”
Microchips= You seriously have to work on your slang dude.
Flux= Okay homie G.
“The two brothers walk through the first door they see and it leads them into a huge room with their father Sniper tied up in the middle of the room”
Sniper= My favoritest son in the world is here to save me! Oh yea and Microchips is here to.
“Flux walks forward but falls into a trap hole in the ground”
Flux= Ack! This sure stinks.
Ant= Ready to die little girls?
Microchips= No. I want to live at least up to my junior prom.
Gerrid= If you have followed the list we gave you. You should have beat us already! Go on! Kill Us! Make this spoof interesting!
Microchips= Fine!
Fire Fire everywhere,
Fire Fire here and there,
Fire Fire in my hair,
...
Ahhhh, get it out!
“A fireball rises from the ground and Gerrid instantly throws a bucket of water on it”
Flux= Use the fog Micro!
Microchips= Okay.
Fog That
Fog This
Fog You
And Fog Glitch
“Fog clouds the room but Ant takes out a vacuum and sucked it all up”
Microchips= That’s not fair! You know all the spells we know!
Gerrid= Duh, why do you think we made you get them!
Microchips= I object!
“Ant throws a bucket of water on Microchips”
Microchips= I withdraw..
Flux= Don’t give up Micro! Try your last spell!
Microchips= That’s right!
You smell
I hate you
Um...a lot!
Ant= Well that wasn’t the spell you were suppose to learn but it is still good... no I’m just kidding. It really sucks!
Flux= Try doing a backflip onto their shoulders, screw off their heads, reach into their bodies, grab their stomach, and spray all their acidic juices onto their decapitated bodies!
Microchips= Um... that’s good. But How about this!
“Microchips picks up the stick of butter that is still attached to his shirt”
Gerrid= AHHHHHH! What are you doing!
Microchips= I’m desperate. So I’m going to throw butter at you.
Ant= Are you insane! Butter is the great and all mighty food! If you hurt it... we don’t know what will happen.
Microchips= Well, I’ll just have to find out!
“Microchips throws the butter toward the two villains. Microchips ended up not throwing it far enough and now it sits on the floor halfway to the two. Everyone just stares”
Gerrid= ...I think my heart just stopped.
Ant= I can’t believe you did that.
Microchips= Now I will finish you off! By throwing the butter...again!
Gerrid= You cruel being you.
Microchips= Here I go!
Ant= Microchips! Stop! I must tell you something before you do this. Microchips...I AM your father.
“Dramatic music fills the room”
Microchips= Dad? I love you dad? I knew Sniper wasn’t my dad this whole time! I just knew it. He is too dumb and boring to be my dad!
Ant= Actually I was just kidding.
Sniper= Idiot.
Microchips= Now take this!
“Microchips picks up the butter and throws it on the floor. Gerrid and Ant faint because of the shock”
Sniper= Microchips! You did it!
“Flux finally crawls out of the whole”
Sniper= Come here and give daddy a hug my favorite son!
“Flux walks forward”
Sniper= No not you! You worthless.... guy you.
“Microchips unties Sniper and gives him a hug”
Microchips= What a great adventure we had today!
Sniper= You said it!
Flux= I love you guys.
Sniper= Shut Up you!
Flux= Well, at least I sill have my pride.
Microchips= Your girlfriend hates you too.
Flux= Poo!
THE END
(hoped you liked it)
Drunk
*Microchip’s House*
“Microchip, Flux, and their father Sniper are sitting in front of the television watching commercials”
Commercial= Do you want a pair of abs that scare small children! Do no other products give you the results you search! Well, with the Killer 6Pack Machine you could have abs that cut diamonds, take a blast of a laser beam, stop cannonballs, and even fry an egg on! Get it now!
Small Print= Abs don’t really do these things and will turn into fat later on in life.
“Sniper turns off the television”
Sniper= Yet again I have wasted a day of my life with this darn tooting television.
Microchips= Dad can’t you just go outside for a change.
Flux= Yea. You are always complaining about staying at home but you never leave from the house.
Sniper= If I leave this house one time I know I will be kidnapped! Or killed! Or worse, I could be killed!
Microchips= Dad you will not get kidnapped!
“Sniper gets up and walks out the door”
Sniper= Hey you guys are right. It’s not that bad out here.
“Car stops in front of Sniper and two men come up from behind him and throw him in the car”
Sniper= Who really didn’t see that coming? Really?
Ant= You two will never get your father back! HAHA!
Gerrid= But because we are dumb villains we will tell you EXACTLY how to defeat us.
Ant= Agreed.
Gerrid= Only with the help of special powers and spells you will get your dad back.
Ant= Here’s a list where to find all your spells. And stuff. Yea, that’s right I said “stuff”.
“Ant throws a piece of paper on the ground and drives off with Gerrid”
Flux=.....
Microchips= So. Are you up for some burgers?
Flux= As much as you don’t want to, we have to help Dad. Should we get that list?
Microchips= Should we paint ourselves with tiger stripes and free all the giraffes from the zoo!
Flux= Um, maybe later dude.
“Microchips picks up the list”
Microchips= It says first we have to go to the library and check out a book called “A History Of Weird Gas”.
Flux= Okay, but I think we should get those burgers first.
Microchips= No onions this time!
Scene2
*At Gerrid and Ant’s secret hotel base*
“Ant and Gerrid are seen tying up Sniper”
Ant= I don’t get it. Why are we doing this?
Gerrid= We are tying Sniper and putting him in the middle of this room surrounded with traps to catch the kids that are obviously going to come rescue him. We do these things because we are villains. Villains pick up the chicks.
Ant= Yea. I understand that part but why do we have to tie him up while we are naked?
Gerrid= Oh. That was my idea.
Scene3
*The City Library*
“Flux and Microchips are trying to check out the book they were told to get on the list”
Microchips= Excuse me, librarian lady? Do you have A History Of Weird Gas?
Librarian= NO! “farts” Yes....I do.
Flux= Can we check it out?
Librarian= Well I wish someone would?
Microchips=.....
Flux= We mean the book!
Librarian= Ohhh, why didn’t you say that earlier?
“Librarian hands Flux a book guarded by a lock”
Librarian= There you go. “farts” Bye children.
Microchips= It’s locked! Ahhhhhh, this is taking TOO LONG!
Librarian= Hush! This is a library! Can’t you see that people are trying to hook up!
Flux= Sorry miss.
Microchips= Flux, what are we going to do about this lock!
Flux= Well duh. Scream at it.
Microchips= AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
“Lock opens magically”
Flux= Okay now lets find that spell thing.
Microchips= On the first page it says there is a magical chant that people of the past made to call upon a deep fog to confuse enemies. The chant goes like this:
Fog That
Fog This
Fog You
And Fog Glitch.
“A deep fog clouds the library”
Flux= Microchips where are you? Turn off the fog effects!
Microchips= I don’t know how! I think I see a window over there. Lets go!
“Flux and Microchips crawl out a nearby window”
Flux= Okay Micro what’s next on the list?
Microchips= It says we have to go down this street until we meet a man wearing a hat.
Flux= That’s it. Nothing specific. Just wearing a hat?
Microchips= The hat says “I am next on the list”.
Flux= Convenient.
“Flux and Microchips start to walk down the street”
Flux= What’s next on the list after this.
Microchips= It says we have to go to the local town restaurant.
Flux= Yea, that’s all fine and dandy but how in the world can we try to find THIS guy wearing a hat! There is like a billion people here and...
Microchips= THERE!
Flux= I hate you.
Microchips= Sir, do you know anything about, um chants.
“Man turns around and reveals that he’s George Bush, the United States president”
George Bush= HuHuHu Hara!
Flux= Bless you.
George Bush= That was suppose to be a death chant.
Microchips= Is it contagious?
George Bush= Um, yea. So go away.
Flux= NO! You have to teach us a spell to defeat two evil villainy type guys.
George Bush= I’m the president of the US. I don’t have to listen to you.
Microchips= You’re the president! Say something president like!
George Bush= Uh. Go USA...
Microchips= Brilliance.
Flux= Mr. Bush can you please tell us a powerful chant!
George Bush= I’ll never tell you. I’ll take my powers to my grave! You will never feast on my great spells. Never! NEVER!
Flux= Please.
George Bush= Hey you don’t have to bring the kind people of Texas into this.
Flux=...
George Bush= Okay I’ll tell you a chant only because you said you said I was the best.
Flux= Really?
George Bush= YES! Okay here it goes. This is a powerful chant that calls upon a fireball out of the ground:
Fire Fire everywhere,
Fire Fire here and there,
Fire Fire in my hair,
...
AHHHHHH, get it off!
There you have it.
“A fireball rises from the ground and floats upward happily and slowly”
Flux= Okay. Should we go now Micro.
George Bush= Don’t you want to here my views on guns in schools?
Flux= Okay Micro start running!
“Flux and Microchips run off screaming”
Scene4
*Far from George Bush*
Microchips= Can we stop running now?
Flux= Sure. Where are we?
Microchips= LOOK! It’s the restaurant! Lets go!
Flux= What are the odds?
“Flux and Microchips walk into the local restaurant and behold a man bench-pressing three dinning tables”
Flux= Wow.
Tphi= What are you doing here?
Microchips= We are in the search for powers.
Flux= By the way. How can you do that body building stuff dude.
Tphi= I cook with butter.
Flux= But doesn’t butter make you fat?
Tphi= No those are vegetables.
Microchips= I see.
Tphi= I put butter on everything. I put it on my toast, my wife, my butter.
Flux= Can you teach us magic now.
Tphi= No. It’s because your males. I don’t like males, it’s because I use to be one. And talking about that matter, haven’t you ever wished there was a car made a gelatin?
Microchips= I’ll pretend I never heard that. Can you please just show us a spell!
Tphi= NO! Take this!
“Tphi throws a stick of butter at Microchips and it gets stuck to his shirt”
Microchips= Okay, now that’s just disgusting.
Tphi= Now get out!
Flux= Fine. You don’t have to scream. I bet your spell is cheap anyway.
“Flux and Microchips walk out of the restaurant”
Microchips= There is a hospital straight ahead that we have to go to according to the list.
Flux= Onward Micro Man!
“Flux and Microchips run forward and enter the hospital”
Flux= DOES ANYONE KNOW SPELLS HERE!
Smerc= I do...
Microchips= And who are you?
Smerc= I deliver babies.
Flux= Pfft, it looks like you could barely deliver a pizza.
Smerc= For your information I’m the best baby deliverer person here.
Flux= And for your information you are wearing your underpants over your hospital scrubs.
Smerc= Err. What did you want to know about spells anyway?
Microchips= We need someone that can teach us something here about magic.
Smerc= I know a good one. I’ll only tell you if you solve my riddle. What do you call a bear crossed with a fish?
Flux= A...
Smerc= you call it a FISH!
Microchips= Your insane.
Smerc= And you smell!
Flux= Just tell us a chant please.
Smerc= Sure whatever. This is a chant that gets YOU out of MY face:
You smell
I hate you
Um...a lot!
There!
Flux= That didn’t even rhyme.
Microchips= But for some reason makes me want to get out of this man’s face.
Flux= You’re right. Lets leave.
Smerc= Go take a shower! You’re stinky.
“Flux and Microchips leave and a mail-cart passes by them and throws Microchips a letter”
Microchips= Look I got a Mango!
Flux= That’s a telegram Micro.
Microchips= Yea. What did I say?
Flux= Nothing dude.
Microchips= The letter says that we have to drive to the “MetroPine Hotel”. We don’t have a car though.
Flux= I guess we have to do this then!
“Flux runs up to a man next to his car and steals his keys and a hamburger that he had in his hands”
Man= AY. Bring that back!
Flux= Sorry sir.
“Flux returns the hamburger”
Man= Thanks!
Flux and Microchips hop inside the car and drive off”
Scene5
*In front of the MetroPine Hotel*
“Flux and Microchips are sitting in the car”
Flux= Micro, we can’t go barging in there. We’ll get ambushed in a second.
Microchips= How about we act super undercover. Stealthy like.
Flux= Great plan dude. Lets act like hotel clerks as much as possible.
“Flux and Microchips walk out and enter the hotel slyly”
Hotel Clerk= Hello, kind sirs. What brings you here?
Microchips= We aren’t pretending to be hotel clerks to get deep inside the hotel........ IT WAS HIS IDEA!
Hotel Clerk= I’m going to have to ask you to leave?
Flux= No! Because mamma said knock you out.
“Flux punches the clerk in the face and he faints”
Microchips= You seriously have to work on your slang dude.
Flux= Okay homie G.
“The two brothers walk through the first door they see and it leads them into a huge room with their father Sniper tied up in the middle of the room”
Sniper= My favoritest son in the world is here to save me! Oh yea and Microchips is here to.
“Flux walks forward but falls into a trap hole in the ground”
Flux= Ack! This sure stinks.
Ant= Ready to die little girls?
Microchips= No. I want to live at least up to my junior prom.
Gerrid= If you have followed the list we gave you. You should have beat us already! Go on! Kill Us! Make this spoof interesting!
Microchips= Fine!
Fire Fire everywhere,
Fire Fire here and there,
Fire Fire in my hair,
...
Ahhhh, get it out!
“A fireball rises from the ground and Gerrid instantly throws a bucket of water on it”
Flux= Use the fog Micro!
Microchips= Okay.
Fog That
Fog This
Fog You
And Fog Glitch
“Fog clouds the room but Ant takes out a vacuum and sucked it all up”
Microchips= That’s not fair! You know all the spells we know!
Gerrid= Duh, why do you think we made you get them!
Microchips= I object!
“Ant throws a bucket of water on Microchips”
Microchips= I withdraw..
Flux= Don’t give up Micro! Try your last spell!
Microchips= That’s right!
You smell
I hate you
Um...a lot!
Ant= Well that wasn’t the spell you were suppose to learn but it is still good... no I’m just kidding. It really sucks!
Flux= Try doing a backflip onto their shoulders, screw off their heads, reach into their bodies, grab their stomach, and spray all their acidic juices onto their decapitated bodies!
Microchips= Um... that’s good. But How about this!
“Microchips picks up the stick of butter that is still attached to his shirt”
Gerrid= AHHHHHH! What are you doing!
Microchips= I’m desperate. So I’m going to throw butter at you.
Ant= Are you insane! Butter is the great and all mighty food! If you hurt it... we don’t know what will happen.
Microchips= Well, I’ll just have to find out!
“Microchips throws the butter toward the two villains. Microchips ended up not throwing it far enough and now it sits on the floor halfway to the two. Everyone just stares”
Gerrid= ...I think my heart just stopped.
Ant= I can’t believe you did that.
Microchips= Now I will finish you off! By throwing the butter...again!
Gerrid= You cruel being you.
Microchips= Here I go!
Ant= Microchips! Stop! I must tell you something before you do this. Microchips...I AM your father.
“Dramatic music fills the room”
Microchips= Dad? I love you dad? I knew Sniper wasn’t my dad this whole time! I just knew it. He is too dumb and boring to be my dad!
Ant= Actually I was just kidding.
Sniper= Idiot.
Microchips= Now take this!
“Microchips picks up the butter and throws it on the floor. Gerrid and Ant faint because of the shock”
Sniper= Microchips! You did it!
“Flux finally crawls out of the whole”
Sniper= Come here and give daddy a hug my favorite son!
“Flux walks forward”
Sniper= No not you! You worthless.... guy you.
“Microchips unties Sniper and gives him a hug”
Microchips= What a great adventure we had today!
Sniper= You said it!
Flux= I love you guys.
Sniper= Shut Up you!
Flux= Well, at least I sill have my pride.
Microchips= Your girlfriend hates you too.
Flux= Poo!
THE END
(hoped you liked it)
Drunk
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I liked the part about the Gassy Librarian. That was funny as hell.
Cheers dude:-)
Hey, whenever Bush spoke i talked like Bush from 2D T.V. Great spoof Drunky, some really funny stuff in there.
All these good remarks out of nowhere. Cheers guys.:-D
Slight homosexual undertones.
Very good all the same.
Very good all the same.
very good as usual Mr. DC.
just make sure I'm in all of them from now on :D
just make sure I'm in all of them from now on :D
I should have been in it, *sulks*
Cool anyway
Cool anyway
Drunk Cow wrote:
> Flux= No! Because mamma said knock you out.
>
> “Flux punches the clerk in the face and he faints”
>
> Microchips= You seriously have to work on your slang dude.
>
> Flux= Okay homie G.
Possibly the funniest thing I've seen or read all day.
Ho hum.
> Flux= No! Because mamma said knock you out.
>
> “Flux punches the clerk in the face and he faints”
>
> Microchips= You seriously have to work on your slang dude.
>
> Flux= Okay homie G.
Possibly the funniest thing I've seen or read all day.
Ho hum.
*Grix never lies, unless it's for the good of the Earth, which isn't now, honest
*FM proclaims that he scrolled through it
*FM thinks Grix might be telling porkies
*FM thinks Grix might be telling porkies
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