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-Characters who sould star in a game of their own - then again, maybe not....
STRETCH ARMSTRONG
A 3D platformer wherein I envisage the ageless "Stretch" smashing his enemies with his incredible rubbery reach. He would also be able to perform a crippling special bear-hug move.
PETER SPRINGFELLOW
Gain muscles, virility and generally stay alive by pulling as many dolly birds as you can within the time limit in this nightclub-based love'em'up. Gameplay would include powering-up Mister Springfellow by finding and swallowing Viagra pills. You would also have to collect 20 peroxide cans per level in order to maintain his impressive mullet.
DENNIS THE MENACE
Progress through the game by causing as much puckish mayhem as possible. Use a pea-shooter to eliminate obstacles, and get about each level with the aid of a go-cart. Gnasher the dog would be your mischeivous side-kick as you pursue the endless humilation of Walter the Softie.
MICHAEL FLATLEY (River Dance)
A dance-based scrolling beat'em'up. Kick your opponents to death by performing lightning-quick jig attacks to catchy upbeat Irish folk tunes. The hundred foot stomp attack would be particularly devasting.
JESUS CHRIST
Just think of the special abilities on offer in this RPG: walking on water, resurrection, turning water into wine to outwit the enemies of God with drunkedness. The general aim of the game would be to save as many souls as possible and out-do the Devil and his minions. However, the 40 days and 40 nights level might be a just a tad boring.
BILL CLINTON
In this Real Time Stragety game you play as the former President of the United States. Start one-sided wars and generally run/ruin national affairs from the Oral Office - I mean the Oval Office. Mini games would include seducing as many female White House employees as possible: each successful seduction would be given a special 'cigar rating' - allowing you to increase good 'ole Bill's attractability level.
STRETCH ARMSTRONG
A 3D platformer wherein I envisage the ageless "Stretch" smashing his enemies with his incredible rubbery reach. He would also be able to perform a crippling special bear-hug move.
PETER SPRINGFELLOW
Gain muscles, virility and generally stay alive by pulling as many dolly birds as you can within the time limit in this nightclub-based love'em'up. Gameplay would include powering-up Mister Springfellow by finding and swallowing Viagra pills. You would also have to collect 20 peroxide cans per level in order to maintain his impressive mullet.
DENNIS THE MENACE
Progress through the game by causing as much puckish mayhem as possible. Use a pea-shooter to eliminate obstacles, and get about each level with the aid of a go-cart. Gnasher the dog would be your mischeivous side-kick as you pursue the endless humilation of Walter the Softie.
MICHAEL FLATLEY (River Dance)
A dance-based scrolling beat'em'up. Kick your opponents to death by performing lightning-quick jig attacks to catchy upbeat Irish folk tunes. The hundred foot stomp attack would be particularly devasting.
JESUS CHRIST
Just think of the special abilities on offer in this RPG: walking on water, resurrection, turning water into wine to outwit the enemies of God with drunkedness. The general aim of the game would be to save as many souls as possible and out-do the Devil and his minions. However, the 40 days and 40 nights level might be a just a tad boring.
BILL CLINTON
In this Real Time Stragety game you play as the former President of the United States. Start one-sided wars and generally run/ruin national affairs from the Oral Office - I mean the Oval Office. Mini games would include seducing as many female White House employees as possible: each successful seduction would be given a special 'cigar rating' - allowing you to increase good 'ole Bill's attractability level.
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-Characters who sould star in a game of their own - then again, maybe not....
STRETCH ARMSTRONG
A 3D platformer wherein I envisage the ageless "Stretch" smashing his enemies with his incredible rubbery reach. He would also be able to perform a crippling special bear-hug move.
PETER SPRINGFELLOW
Gain muscles, virility and generally stay alive by pulling as many dolly birds as you can within the time limit in this nightclub-based love'em'up. Gameplay would include powering-up Mister Springfellow by finding and swallowing Viagra pills. You would also have to collect 20 peroxide cans per level in order to maintain his impressive mullet.
DENNIS THE MENACE
Progress through the game by causing as much puckish mayhem as possible. Use a pea-shooter to eliminate obstacles, and get about each level with the aid of a go-cart. Gnasher the dog would be your mischeivous side-kick as you pursue the endless humilation of Walter the Softie.
MICHAEL FLATLEY (River Dance)
A dance-based scrolling beat'em'up. Kick your opponents to death by performing lightning-quick jig attacks to catchy upbeat Irish folk tunes. The hundred foot stomp attack would be particularly devasting.
JESUS CHRIST
Just think of the special abilities on offer in this RPG: walking on water, resurrection, turning water into wine to outwit the enemies of God with drunkedness. The general aim of the game would be to save as many souls as possible and out-do the Devil and his minions. However, the 40 days and 40 nights level might be a just a tad boring.
BILL CLINTON
In this Real Time Stragety game you play as the former President of the United States. Start one-sided wars and generally run/ruin national affairs from the Oral Office - I mean the Oval Office. Mini games would include seducing as many female White House employees as possible: each successful seduction would be given a special 'cigar rating' - allowing you to increase good 'ole Bill's attractability level.
STRETCH ARMSTRONG
A 3D platformer wherein I envisage the ageless "Stretch" smashing his enemies with his incredible rubbery reach. He would also be able to perform a crippling special bear-hug move.
PETER SPRINGFELLOW
Gain muscles, virility and generally stay alive by pulling as many dolly birds as you can within the time limit in this nightclub-based love'em'up. Gameplay would include powering-up Mister Springfellow by finding and swallowing Viagra pills. You would also have to collect 20 peroxide cans per level in order to maintain his impressive mullet.
DENNIS THE MENACE
Progress through the game by causing as much puckish mayhem as possible. Use a pea-shooter to eliminate obstacles, and get about each level with the aid of a go-cart. Gnasher the dog would be your mischeivous side-kick as you pursue the endless humilation of Walter the Softie.
MICHAEL FLATLEY (River Dance)
A dance-based scrolling beat'em'up. Kick your opponents to death by performing lightning-quick jig attacks to catchy upbeat Irish folk tunes. The hundred foot stomp attack would be particularly devasting.
JESUS CHRIST
Just think of the special abilities on offer in this RPG: walking on water, resurrection, turning water into wine to outwit the enemies of God with drunkedness. The general aim of the game would be to save as many souls as possible and out-do the Devil and his minions. However, the 40 days and 40 nights level might be a just a tad boring.
BILL CLINTON
In this Real Time Stragety game you play as the former President of the United States. Start one-sided wars and generally run/ruin national affairs from the Oral Office - I mean the Oval Office. Mini games would include seducing as many female White House employees as possible: each successful seduction would be given a special 'cigar rating' - allowing you to increase good 'ole Bill's attractability level.