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"The Coolest of The Cool"

Ok, we all know that monkeys rock.
Monkeys simply cool.

However, what's the coolest monkey there is?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you....The Bonobo Monkey

http://www.blockbonobofoundation.org/

Just read about them.
I'm coming back as a Bonobo.

They rule.
Like The Fonz, but hairy.

"Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey."

Grix Thraves wrote:
> The monkeys rule, but I'm still trying to figure out how the hell they use a red
> ball as a sex aid...

Grix, still so young, so innocent....


Actually, I don't have a clue either.

The monkeys rule, but I'm still trying to figure out how the hell they use a red ball as a sex aid...

Bonzi Buddy is the most uncool monkey. Can't stand that guy......

"Among bonobos observed both in the wild and in captivity, sex and mutual pleasure are keys to keeping the peace, reinforcing social relations based upon the give and take of sensual, erotic pleasure rather than on pain and force and fear."


Sounds like a clean version of the hippy ideal.
If we can just get them to learn video-gaming, they would be our new masters.

I believe your obsession with horny monkeys is of concern....



NURSE!!!!!!!!

Ah who cares about a woman in a bra, look at the hump-monkeys!!!

Bonobos.
Bonobos.

Even then name makes them sound fruity.

"clever, horny playfulness"

Sounds good to me.

Don't visit the "Dr Susan sponsors this" at work....

All they do is hump each other.
The primary means of communication.
And they're the "most peaceful chimps ever studied"

Bonobos rule