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Call Stephen Hawkings, I've sussed the greatest mystery of the universe.
Big bang theory is wrong, steady state theory was correct.
The proof? Disappearing socks.
Every time I do some washing, I'm missing one or more socks afterwards. No doubt this is the same for everyone. But do you ever find extra socks? No! Clearly then, these socks are violating the conservation of energy principle and simply ceasing to exist.
Not necessarily so!
In the steady state theory of the creation of the universe, the universe is constantly expanding, but did not start from a central point. Instead, matter is constantly 'disappearing' from the outer areas and reappearing in the 'center' of the universe.
Clearly, this matter consists predominantly of rogue socks.
Socks are disappearing from our planet, even our galaxy, seemingly without trace - only to appear in the middle of the universe to allow the endless cycle of expansion to continue.
I thus theorise, that as we gradually get further away from the center of the universe, matter will be dissapearing from our galaxy at an ever increasing rate, to allow the spread of density to remain constant. Therefore, this sock disappearance will continue to escalate until one day it becomes so great it cannot be ignored.
Forget asteroids hitting the Earth. Forget dangerous solar flares and stray comets, nuclear fallout and pollution -
Some day, we're going to run out of socks.
Big bang theory is wrong, steady state theory was correct.
The proof? Disappearing socks.
Every time I do some washing, I'm missing one or more socks afterwards. No doubt this is the same for everyone. But do you ever find extra socks? No! Clearly then, these socks are violating the conservation of energy principle and simply ceasing to exist.
Not necessarily so!
In the steady state theory of the creation of the universe, the universe is constantly expanding, but did not start from a central point. Instead, matter is constantly 'disappearing' from the outer areas and reappearing in the 'center' of the universe.
Clearly, this matter consists predominantly of rogue socks.
Socks are disappearing from our planet, even our galaxy, seemingly without trace - only to appear in the middle of the universe to allow the endless cycle of expansion to continue.
I thus theorise, that as we gradually get further away from the center of the universe, matter will be dissapearing from our galaxy at an ever increasing rate, to allow the spread of density to remain constant. Therefore, this sock disappearance will continue to escalate until one day it becomes so great it cannot be ignored.
Forget asteroids hitting the Earth. Forget dangerous solar flares and stray comets, nuclear fallout and pollution -
Some day, we're going to run out of socks.
I know what you mean about socks dissapearing! I used to find that I had loads of odd ones when I was younger. Now I just find that almost all of mine have holes in them.
And what if all these socks really are floating around in space??? They could join together to form a massive stinking ball (unless of course they're clean) and the sun/stars could set them alight! Then there's either be a huge flaming ball floating towards Earth, or the ball would explode, and the smell would pollute and destroy all living things in the Universe!!! Even if there is no air in space, the smell of sweaty socks would be there instead!
And maybe after that a new bread of species would be created, only able to live on the smell of socks??
And what if all these socks really are floating around in space??? They could join together to form a massive stinking ball (unless of course they're clean) and the sun/stars could set them alight! Then there's either be a huge flaming ball floating towards Earth, or the ball would explode, and the smell would pollute and destroy all living things in the Universe!!! Even if there is no air in space, the smell of sweaty socks would be there instead!
And maybe after that a new bread of species would be created, only able to live on the smell of socks??
I fear the days when we lose both socks in a pair, as we may not even be aware of the loss, and just how seroius the problem has become.
Ah, but there is a fatal flaw in your argument - the build up of fluff on top of your monitor. Have you ever noticed how ever much you wipe the top, within minutes there is an inch thick layer of muck there again? The reason for this is that the socks are attracted to the heat, they disintegrate and then reappear as the fluff on top of the monitor, thereby preserving the conservation of matter principals.
Hope that clears it all up!
Hope that clears it all up!
Call Stephen Hawkings, I've sussed the greatest mystery of the universe.
Big bang theory is wrong, steady state theory was correct.
The proof? Disappearing socks.
Every time I do some washing, I'm missing one or more socks afterwards. No doubt this is the same for everyone. But do you ever find extra socks? No! Clearly then, these socks are violating the conservation of energy principle and simply ceasing to exist.
Not necessarily so!
In the steady state theory of the creation of the universe, the universe is constantly expanding, but did not start from a central point. Instead, matter is constantly 'disappearing' from the outer areas and reappearing in the 'center' of the universe.
Clearly, this matter consists predominantly of rogue socks.
Socks are disappearing from our planet, even our galaxy, seemingly without trace - only to appear in the middle of the universe to allow the endless cycle of expansion to continue.
I thus theorise, that as we gradually get further away from the center of the universe, matter will be dissapearing from our galaxy at an ever increasing rate, to allow the spread of density to remain constant. Therefore, this sock disappearance will continue to escalate until one day it becomes so great it cannot be ignored.
Forget asteroids hitting the Earth. Forget dangerous solar flares and stray comets, nuclear fallout and pollution -
Some day, we're going to run out of socks.
Big bang theory is wrong, steady state theory was correct.
The proof? Disappearing socks.
Every time I do some washing, I'm missing one or more socks afterwards. No doubt this is the same for everyone. But do you ever find extra socks? No! Clearly then, these socks are violating the conservation of energy principle and simply ceasing to exist.
Not necessarily so!
In the steady state theory of the creation of the universe, the universe is constantly expanding, but did not start from a central point. Instead, matter is constantly 'disappearing' from the outer areas and reappearing in the 'center' of the universe.
Clearly, this matter consists predominantly of rogue socks.
Socks are disappearing from our planet, even our galaxy, seemingly without trace - only to appear in the middle of the universe to allow the endless cycle of expansion to continue.
I thus theorise, that as we gradually get further away from the center of the universe, matter will be dissapearing from our galaxy at an ever increasing rate, to allow the spread of density to remain constant. Therefore, this sock disappearance will continue to escalate until one day it becomes so great it cannot be ignored.
Forget asteroids hitting the Earth. Forget dangerous solar flares and stray comets, nuclear fallout and pollution -
Some day, we're going to run out of socks.