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"A Story."

This is just a spoof I have just made up.

*There may be a bit of foul language*

There is only 3 characters in it, and not very long.

Cast:

Smerc (Lumpzilla)
Kyz (Bog Eye)
DW (Chubby)
DrDragon (Bad Bog Eye)

None of the cast are acctually what they are called in Brackets, and DrDragon isn't in this convo, just mentioned a few times.


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It was a sunny day and Smerc, Kyz and DW where walking down a road, they stop on a corner a start to have a conversation.

Smerc: Yo, Kyz?

Kyz: Yes!

Smerc: KYZ?

Kyz: What?

Smerc: Over here you Bog Eye.

Kyz: Where?

Smerc: Here!

Kyz: WHERE?

DW: You F***!ng Bog Eye, infront of you.

Kyz: No, he isn't.

Smerc: Yes, I am!

DW: Smerc, come here a minute, Wait there Kyz.

Kyz: Where?

Smerc: Just shut up a minute Kyz.

Kyz: OK

Smerc: What do you want DW?

DW: Have you seen, Kyz's Bog Eye?

Smerc: Yes, why?

DW: Have you seen it when he is Stoned?

Smerc: No, why?

DW: Well, when he is stoned, his Bog Eye goes even worse and it starts to look like DrDragon's Bog Eye.

Smerc: Are Wha? That must be bad.

DW: Unbeleivable isn't it?

Smerc: Yeah, DrDragon has the worst Bog Eye I have ever seen.

*Kyz runs over and headbutts Smerc*

Smerc: What was that for?

Kyz: You said my Bog Eye looks like DrDragon's.

Smerc: Was it that offensive?

Kyz: Yes, have you seen DrDragon's Bog Eye?

Smerc: Yes.

Smerc: Anyway, how the hell did you see me?

Kyz: WHAT?

Smerc: Ha, Ha, how did you see me?

Kyz: Erm... I think my Bog Eye went straught.

Smerc: Ha, Ha, your funny uyou Kyz.

*Smerc gets a *Punch* from DW*

DW: Shut up, it is offensive.

Smerc: Tell, me to shut up again and I will Punch you, you Fat Beast.

TBC.


Thanks.

Smerc.

So know one read it then?

I didn't even read that.

Probably because my mystical psychic powers are telling me that it's not very good.

So I won't read it.

...

*runs*

...

Smerc wrote:
> There is only 3 characters in it,
>
> Cast:
>
> Smerc (Lumpzilla)
> Kyz (Bog Eye)
> DW (Chubby)
> DrDragon (Bad Bog Eye)

This is just a spoof I have just made up.

*There may be a bit of foul language*

There is only 3 characters in it, and not very long.

Cast:

Smerc (Lumpzilla)
Kyz (Bog Eye)
DW (Chubby)
DrDragon (Bad Bog Eye)

None of the cast are acctually what they are called in Brackets, and DrDragon isn't in this convo, just mentioned a few times.


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It was a sunny day and Smerc, Kyz and DW where walking down a road, they stop on a corner a start to have a conversation.

Smerc: Yo, Kyz?

Kyz: Yes!

Smerc: KYZ?

Kyz: What?

Smerc: Over here you Bog Eye.

Kyz: Where?

Smerc: Here!

Kyz: WHERE?

DW: You F***!ng Bog Eye, infront of you.

Kyz: No, he isn't.

Smerc: Yes, I am!

DW: Smerc, come here a minute, Wait there Kyz.

Kyz: Where?

Smerc: Just shut up a minute Kyz.

Kyz: OK

Smerc: What do you want DW?

DW: Have you seen, Kyz's Bog Eye?

Smerc: Yes, why?

DW: Have you seen it when he is Stoned?

Smerc: No, why?

DW: Well, when he is stoned, his Bog Eye goes even worse and it starts to look like DrDragon's Bog Eye.

Smerc: Are Wha? That must be bad.

DW: Unbeleivable isn't it?

Smerc: Yeah, DrDragon has the worst Bog Eye I have ever seen.

*Kyz runs over and headbutts Smerc*

Smerc: What was that for?

Kyz: You said my Bog Eye looks like DrDragon's.

Smerc: Was it that offensive?

Kyz: Yes, have you seen DrDragon's Bog Eye?

Smerc: Yes.

Smerc: Anyway, how the hell did you see me?

Kyz: WHAT?

Smerc: Ha, Ha, how did you see me?

Kyz: Erm... I think my Bog Eye went straught.

Smerc: Ha, Ha, your funny uyou Kyz.

*Smerc gets a *Punch* from DW*

DW: Shut up, it is offensive.

Smerc: Tell, me to shut up again and I will Punch you, you Fat Beast.

TBC.


Thanks.

Smerc.