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Use some of these!
These are actual lines out of OER (Officer Efficiency Report) performance appraisal for the military.
1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
3. A room temperature IQ.
4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
5. A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
6. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
7. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
8. Bright as Alaska in December.
9. One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
10. Donated his body to science before he was done using it.
11. Fell out of the family tree.
12. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
13. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
14. He's so dense, light bends around him.
15. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
16. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
17. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
18. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
19. One neuron short of a synapse.
20. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
21. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
22. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
23. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
24."Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig."
25."His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
26."I would not allow this employee to breed."
27."This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."
28."Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
29."When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."
30."He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
31."This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
32."He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
34."He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
These are actual lines out of OER (Officer Efficiency Report) performance appraisal for the military.
1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
3. A room temperature IQ.
4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
5. A gross ignoramus: 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
6. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
7. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
8. Bright as Alaska in December.
9. One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
10. Donated his body to science before he was done using it.
11. Fell out of the family tree.
12. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
13. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
14. He's so dense, light bends around him.
15. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
16. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
17. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
18. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
19. One neuron short of a synapse.
20. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
21. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
22. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
23. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
24."Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig."
25."His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
26."I would not allow this employee to breed."
27."This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."
28."Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
29."When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."
30."He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
31."This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
32."He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
34."He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
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LOL!
SHEEPY wrote:
> No I don't...
Not any more... I'm just a Manic Street Preacher who has the
> best hair on the forums.
I would challenge that statmement. No Scottish person has good hair. ;)
> No I don't...
Not any more... I'm just a Manic Street Preacher who has the
> best hair on the forums.
I would challenge that statmement. No Scottish person has good hair. ;)
SHEEPY wrote:
> No I don't...
Not any more... I'm just a Manic Street Preacher who has the
> best hair on the forums.
You're not going to re-create the Richey Edwards incident are you? That was just god damn sadistic! I can see the tabliods have a field day with it now.
"Member of internet site vanishes without trace".
Claims to be linked to famous band member who disappeared under myserious circumstances.
Whatever you do, don't leave your computer!
MOW
> No I don't...
Not any more... I'm just a Manic Street Preacher who has the
> best hair on the forums.
You're not going to re-create the Richey Edwards incident are you? That was just god damn sadistic! I can see the tabliods have a field day with it now.
"Member of internet site vanishes without trace".
Claims to be linked to famous band member who disappeared under myserious circumstances.
Whatever you do, don't leave your computer!
MOW
No I don't...
Not any more... I'm just a Manic Street Preacher who has the best hair on the forums.
Not any more... I'm just a Manic Street Preacher who has the best hair on the forums.
All from a sheep who says 'Banana, cheese'
Lol. Here's some more.
35. When it comes to I.Q. points, you lose them every time you go to the bathroom.
36. If you had a brain you'd take it out and play with it.
37. You couldn't find water if you were washing your hands, after you fell out of a boat.
38. You're a miracle of nature; you have an IQ of 2 and you're still able to speak!
39. Some people have called you a wit... They're half right !
40. You're not the coldest beer in the fridge.
41. If you got any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.
42. Thank you, we're all challenged by your unique point of view.
43. Hey buddy that're a nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?
44. You're about as sharp as the leading edge of a bus.
45. I'm trying to see things from your perspective, but, I can't seem to get my head up my butt as far as you can.
46. A rejection letter from MENSA wouldn't be to much of a surprise for you now, would it?
47. No, a polygon is not a dead parrot.
48. I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
49. I see that you set this time aside to humiliate yourself.
50. There are two requirements to be a smart ass, don't worry though, you got the second part down pat.
51. When you and your mum had an argument, it was a battle of the wits...Nit versus Dim. Then your dad joined, and it was Nit versus Dim verses Half.
52. You remind me of opium, a slow working dope.
53. I would love to beat you up, but I have a problem with cruelty to dumb animals.
54. If I want any crap from you I'd squeeze your head.
55. You're so dense that light bends around you.
56. Dont be ignorant all your life, take a day off why dont you?
57. A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
58. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
59. Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.
60. Don't let you mind wander - it'll be far too small to be let out on its own.
61. I can see why you're often lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory.
62. You don't know the meaning of the word fear - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
63. I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
64. I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
65. You can get fired from a blow-job!
ROFL!
35. When it comes to I.Q. points, you lose them every time you go to the bathroom.
36. If you had a brain you'd take it out and play with it.
37. You couldn't find water if you were washing your hands, after you fell out of a boat.
38. You're a miracle of nature; you have an IQ of 2 and you're still able to speak!
39. Some people have called you a wit... They're half right !
40. You're not the coldest beer in the fridge.
41. If you got any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.
42. Thank you, we're all challenged by your unique point of view.
43. Hey buddy that're a nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?
44. You're about as sharp as the leading edge of a bus.
45. I'm trying to see things from your perspective, but, I can't seem to get my head up my butt as far as you can.
46. A rejection letter from MENSA wouldn't be to much of a surprise for you now, would it?
47. No, a polygon is not a dead parrot.
48. I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
49. I see that you set this time aside to humiliate yourself.
50. There are two requirements to be a smart ass, don't worry though, you got the second part down pat.
51. When you and your mum had an argument, it was a battle of the wits...Nit versus Dim. Then your dad joined, and it was Nit versus Dim verses Half.
52. You remind me of opium, a slow working dope.
53. I would love to beat you up, but I have a problem with cruelty to dumb animals.
54. If I want any crap from you I'd squeeze your head.
55. You're so dense that light bends around you.
56. Dont be ignorant all your life, take a day off why dont you?
57. A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
58. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
59. Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.
60. Don't let you mind wander - it'll be far too small to be let out on its own.
61. I can see why you're often lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory.
62. You don't know the meaning of the word fear - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
63. I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
64. I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
65. You can get fired from a blow-job!
ROFL!
22. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
ha! double insult!
ha! double insult!
SHEEPY wrote:
12. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
13. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
14. He's so dense, light bends around him.
17. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
21. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
30."He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
These made me laugh. Brilliant.
12. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
13. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
14. He's so dense, light bends around him.
17. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
21. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
30."He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
These made me laugh. Brilliant.
Lol!
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