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Sorry Lara, but it's got to be done.
-Method 1: SUICIDE DRIVE
Take Lara to the highest ledge you can find and walk her slowly to the edge.
Look down so she can see and comprehend the certain death that awaits her.
Now perform a stylish drive.
The sound of her long pathetic scream and the bone-crunching thud of her body hitting the hard earth is like sweet music to the ears.
*Enjoyment Rating: 90%*
-Method 2: DROWNING
Plunge Lara into an expanse of water - the deeper the better.
Swim her down to the very bottom.
Simply let go of the controller and let her hover underwater.
Watch with delight as her breath bar slowly reaches zero, then coldly observe her wriggle and panic until her lifeless body floats to the surface.
*Enjoyment Rating: 95%*
-Method 3: BITTEN TO DEATH
Take Lara to a cavenous area where a number of creep-crawlies hang out - scorpions are the most common.
A claustrophobic tunnel is ideal.
When you spot the creepy-crawlies heading towards Lara, light a flair and position her on all fours.
Sit back and watch the 'orrible little beasties slowly nimble on her sweet flesh until her energy bar reaches zero.
Revel in Lara's pathetic squeaks of displeasure.
*Enjoyment Rating: 80%*
-Method 4: BURN BABY BURN
Scattered throughout the Tomb Raider games are several campfires.
Seek out one of these said fires and slowly walk Lara towards the flames.
As her curvaceous frame enters the fire, stop, and you will witness Lara quickly burn like a Roman Candle.
*Enjoyment Rating: 70%*
-Method 5: WRECKLESS DRIVING
You'll need a copy of The Last Revelation to execute this one.
When Lara has the opportunity to drive the jeep, jump her in a speed off.
Seek out one of the extremely deep pits that are scattered throughout the jeep level.
On finding a suitable pit, simply drive the jeep off the edge at high speed.
Listen to Lara scream as the jeep plunges down and down until it smashes into the hard earth at the bottom and explores into a ball of fire.
*Enjoyment Rating: 85%*
-Method 1: SUICIDE DRIVE
Take Lara to the highest ledge you can find and walk her slowly to the edge.
Look down so she can see and comprehend the certain death that awaits her.
Now perform a stylish drive.
The sound of her long pathetic scream and the bone-crunching thud of her body hitting the hard earth is like sweet music to the ears.
*Enjoyment Rating: 90%*
-Method 2: DROWNING
Plunge Lara into an expanse of water - the deeper the better.
Swim her down to the very bottom.
Simply let go of the controller and let her hover underwater.
Watch with delight as her breath bar slowly reaches zero, then coldly observe her wriggle and panic until her lifeless body floats to the surface.
*Enjoyment Rating: 95%*
-Method 3: BITTEN TO DEATH
Take Lara to a cavenous area where a number of creep-crawlies hang out - scorpions are the most common.
A claustrophobic tunnel is ideal.
When you spot the creepy-crawlies heading towards Lara, light a flair and position her on all fours.
Sit back and watch the 'orrible little beasties slowly nimble on her sweet flesh until her energy bar reaches zero.
Revel in Lara's pathetic squeaks of displeasure.
*Enjoyment Rating: 80%*
-Method 4: BURN BABY BURN
Scattered throughout the Tomb Raider games are several campfires.
Seek out one of these said fires and slowly walk Lara towards the flames.
As her curvaceous frame enters the fire, stop, and you will witness Lara quickly burn like a Roman Candle.
*Enjoyment Rating: 70%*
-Method 5: WRECKLESS DRIVING
You'll need a copy of The Last Revelation to execute this one.
When Lara has the opportunity to drive the jeep, jump her in a speed off.
Seek out one of the extremely deep pits that are scattered throughout the jeep level.
On finding a suitable pit, simply drive the jeep off the edge at high speed.
Listen to Lara scream as the jeep plunges down and down until it smashes into the hard earth at the bottom and explores into a ball of fire.
*Enjoyment Rating: 85%*
What about the exploding cheat?
turn,turn,turn KA-BOOM!!!!!!
turn,turn,turn KA-BOOM!!!!!!
Death by drowning gets 95%. I agree with you on that one - definately my favourite way of disposing of the top-heavy one.... not that I've played Tomb Raider for many years of course.
The best place to perform a Lara leap of death is in the Greek ruins level on TR1 - the place where the platforms stretch up and up.
I must say I've done it many times - it takes about 6 secs before she finally smashes on the ground.
But if you believe the end of the Last Revelation - Lara is already dead.... let's just hope it stays that way.
I must say I've done it many times - it takes about 6 secs before she finally smashes on the ground.
But if you believe the end of the Last Revelation - Lara is already dead.... let's just hope it stays that way.
Sorry Lara, but it's got to be done.
-Method 1: SUICIDE DRIVE
Take Lara to the highest ledge you can find and walk her slowly to the edge.
Look down so she can see and comprehend the certain death that awaits her.
Now perform a stylish drive.
The sound of her long pathetic scream and the bone-crunching thud of her body hitting the hard earth is like sweet music to the ears.
*Enjoyment Rating: 90%*
-Method 2: DROWNING
Plunge Lara into an expanse of water - the deeper the better.
Swim her down to the very bottom.
Simply let go of the controller and let her hover underwater.
Watch with delight as her breath bar slowly reaches zero, then coldly observe her wriggle and panic until her lifeless body floats to the surface.
*Enjoyment Rating: 95%*
-Method 3: BITTEN TO DEATH
Take Lara to a cavenous area where a number of creep-crawlies hang out - scorpions are the most common.
A claustrophobic tunnel is ideal.
When you spot the creepy-crawlies heading towards Lara, light a flair and position her on all fours.
Sit back and watch the 'orrible little beasties slowly nimble on her sweet flesh until her energy bar reaches zero.
Revel in Lara's pathetic squeaks of displeasure.
*Enjoyment Rating: 80%*
-Method 4: BURN BABY BURN
Scattered throughout the Tomb Raider games are several campfires.
Seek out one of these said fires and slowly walk Lara towards the flames.
As her curvaceous frame enters the fire, stop, and you will witness Lara quickly burn like a Roman Candle.
*Enjoyment Rating: 70%*
-Method 5: WRECKLESS DRIVING
You'll need a copy of The Last Revelation to execute this one.
When Lara has the opportunity to drive the jeep, jump her in a speed off.
Seek out one of the extremely deep pits that are scattered throughout the jeep level.
On finding a suitable pit, simply drive the jeep off the edge at high speed.
Listen to Lara scream as the jeep plunges down and down until it smashes into the hard earth at the bottom and explores into a ball of fire.
*Enjoyment Rating: 85%*
-Method 1: SUICIDE DRIVE
Take Lara to the highest ledge you can find and walk her slowly to the edge.
Look down so she can see and comprehend the certain death that awaits her.
Now perform a stylish drive.
The sound of her long pathetic scream and the bone-crunching thud of her body hitting the hard earth is like sweet music to the ears.
*Enjoyment Rating: 90%*
-Method 2: DROWNING
Plunge Lara into an expanse of water - the deeper the better.
Swim her down to the very bottom.
Simply let go of the controller and let her hover underwater.
Watch with delight as her breath bar slowly reaches zero, then coldly observe her wriggle and panic until her lifeless body floats to the surface.
*Enjoyment Rating: 95%*
-Method 3: BITTEN TO DEATH
Take Lara to a cavenous area where a number of creep-crawlies hang out - scorpions are the most common.
A claustrophobic tunnel is ideal.
When you spot the creepy-crawlies heading towards Lara, light a flair and position her on all fours.
Sit back and watch the 'orrible little beasties slowly nimble on her sweet flesh until her energy bar reaches zero.
Revel in Lara's pathetic squeaks of displeasure.
*Enjoyment Rating: 80%*
-Method 4: BURN BABY BURN
Scattered throughout the Tomb Raider games are several campfires.
Seek out one of these said fires and slowly walk Lara towards the flames.
As her curvaceous frame enters the fire, stop, and you will witness Lara quickly burn like a Roman Candle.
*Enjoyment Rating: 70%*
-Method 5: WRECKLESS DRIVING
You'll need a copy of The Last Revelation to execute this one.
When Lara has the opportunity to drive the jeep, jump her in a speed off.
Seek out one of the extremely deep pits that are scattered throughout the jeep level.
On finding a suitable pit, simply drive the jeep off the edge at high speed.
Listen to Lara scream as the jeep plunges down and down until it smashes into the hard earth at the bottom and explores into a ball of fire.
*Enjoyment Rating: 85%*