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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whisper's as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 15?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband paused, the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?'."
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whisper's as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 15?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband paused, the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?'."
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whisper's as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 15?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband paused, the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?'."
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whisper's as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 15?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband paused, the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?'."
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".
Hahahaha! That's a good'un
Heehee. That was quite amusing. Give me more.
excellent!
Evenin......
Suggestions are for Kentmere this coming Sunday as the weather is supposed to be excellent, ...a clear frosty start :)
This ride has everything.... scenery, challenges and some lurrrrvly singletrack :)
Meet at the Wheelbase car park Staveley at 09:30
PK
Suggestions are for Kentmere this coming Sunday as the weather is supposed to be excellent, ...a clear frosty start :)
This ride has everything.... scenery, challenges and some lurrrrvly singletrack :)
Meet at the Wheelbase car park Staveley at 09:30
PK
Gwyn Mark & Joe are doing Kentmere ride but meeting at 8.45am instead so people needing an early finish(Bill?) can come along-see you there - wheelbase car park Staveley.
The new meet time for this ride is now 08:45am ;)
I'm going, if anyone wants a lift, give us a bell.
Brian 01257 272403
Brian 01257 272403