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The evil over lord Nik had been building up an army of minions to take over the world. He planned to destroy all the most powerful machines so natural he went after the PS2's.
But it was foreseen by the elders that there are six people who can save the PS2's, who can save the world. The elders called the six to the Elders temple in the form of dreams. They all got to the temple except for two, Kid Rock and Longy they where all ready a team.
"Hello Spike2k, Resevilfan, Triple_H, SSX Pro and we seem to be missing two, where are Kid Rock and Longy?"
BANG! The doors of the temple are kicked open by KR and Longy, weapons drawn
"What is this? What where we called here for?" Insists Longy
"We have other things to do you know" says KR
"You where all called here for a very important reason, you've all heard of the evil over lord Nik. Well he has been building a army and he’s going to unleash them on the world he wants to destroy all the PS2's. I have gathered you six to form a group to defend the PS2's from Nik. You will have to go to mount evil, One of Niks evil minions will be there, His name is Shadow mind how you go" The voice of the elder bellows out of the walls.
"No way me and KR work as a team just me and him" Longy and KR walk out.
"Don't worry Elders we four will help,” says Spike2k in a Determined way
"They will come around soon, just go to the mountain you'll see them there" The Elder commands.
Mean while Longy and KR are on there motor bikes riding to Mount evil
"We don't need them do we" Longy says to KR
"I don't know" reply’s KR "It might be good to join up make a team" KR says while slowing down.
Longy stops at the side of the road
"You’re not with me are you! I can do this alone you go to them be in there team just go!" shouts Longy, He speeds away from KR.
"What have I done" KR thinks to him self.
KR rides back to the other four at the temple.
"HEY! HEY YOU GUYS!" shouts KR
The Crew look up to see KR riding fast and shouting
"What do you want" Resevilfan says in a non welcoming way
"Longy has gone he's gone to defeat Shadow on his own" KR says franticly
"And we care why?" Triple_H replies shrugging his shoulders
"Because ill give you.....…Some food" KR tries
to bargain.
"We do have to go there anyway. That bike of yours is looking mighty nice, if you know what I mean" spike2k says while admiring KR's motor bike.
"Yeah it is, but stay on the subject Longy needs help we can all work as a team to defeat Shadow and The evil over lord Nik, what weapons do we have then? I’ve got my silenced laser guided pistol, it's all ways faithful in any
situation" KR Brags.
"I’ve got a flame thrower and a twin barley shot gun there the best" Spike2k tells the group while pulling out his weapons for show.
"Mine is a finely tuned cutting machine, I have a double ended light saber you don't want to get in the way of those edges you'll have a cutting time, sometimes I crack myself up" SSX Pro laughs then spins his light saber around
And cuts through a near by tree.
"You could call my weapon electrifying, it's a high voltage tazer say there's one person in the middle and two people on each side I aim for the one in the middle and the tazer will hit him then spread out to all the other people. You don't want to get in the way of it" Resevifan brags while
pulling out his tazer, he fries the tree that had been cut down "nice and crispy" Res says as he blows the smoke from his tazer.
"None of them can compare to my weapon, one of the most powerful here. It's a gattling gun powered by mystical forces from the stone that is in bedded in to the core, it will shoot straight through concrete walls you won't even
know you've been hit until you fall to the floor dead” the group goes silent
“But mines got a light on it, look” KR says while pointing to his laser.
“So we’ve got the fire power, we just need some wheels” Resevilfan says while thinking where he could get a vehicle from.
“Wait here ill be back in a sec” SSX Pro runs off
The group waits around for SSX Pro, they hear a noise in the distance and see SSX Pro riding a monster truck. He drives right up to them.
“You want a lift,” SSX Pro shouts down “this is my truck, KR you get in the front. The rest of you climb in the back” SSX Pro lowers some steps so the group can get in.
“Lets ride” SSX Pro says while revving the monster of an engine.
“The wheels are bigger than me,” KR says in amazement
“Yep this baby will drive just about on any terrain,” SSX Pro says proudly.
Mean while Longy had reached Mount Evil, Where the evil Nik lives. Longy opens the Front gate that towers above his head, and looks around he feels something breeze past his neck, Longy pulls out his guns and points them in front of him
“Who’s there! Come out and fight” Longy shouts out
Then Shadow jumps down from the roof, he is 9 feet high, a man beast He has long sharp teeth and is holding a massive Hammer and a shield.
“ROAR! You want a fight, lets fight” Shadow shouts as he crashes to the ground
Longy pulls out his 2 pistols and starts to shoot rapidly, but shadow is blocking them With his shield. Longy quikly puts his guns into their holsters and pulls out his sword
“Lets go then sword to hammer” Longy challenges shadow
Shadow starts to run. Longy gets ready they both go in sword and hammer clashing Longy swings to the left hitting the hammer hard but it doesn’t budge, shadow raises the
Giant hammer in the air, Longy put his sword on his back and jumps back the hammer slams Into the ground. Longy jumps on to the hammer and up onto shadows head Longy pulls out his bow And takes out a arrow with a rope attached to it he aims straight up and shoots the arrow hits the ceiling
And sticks in. Longy puts the rope around Shadows neck in a loop, then pulls on the other end of the string. It strangles Shadow. Shadow swings around with his hammer trying to get Longy off. Longy gets hit With the hammer and he goes flying across the room slamming into a wall. He rubs his head and looks up to see shadow running towards him.
“Now your mine!” Shadow shouts as he runs towards Longy
The rope is still around his neck Longy sees the other end swing around he pulls out his trusty bow and Takes aim he shoots the arrow fly’s through the air past shadow
“HA! You missed” Shadow says as he sees the arrow fly by him
“Did I?” Longy says while smiling
Suddenly Shadow is pulled back by the rope around his neck, Shadow lies on the floor not moving Longy walks up to him pulling out his sword, you lose Shadow. Longy takes his sword and thrusts it into Shadows heart.
“AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!” Shadow cry’s out
Shadow starts to rumble and he melts away revealing a man huddled in a ball on the floor shivering. He starts to get up.
“What happened? I was on my farm and something hit me that’s all I remember” The man says shivering
“your all right now go home to your family” Longy tells the man.
The man goes, Longy can here someone laughing
“HA HA HA HA HA! FOOL!” The voice bellows out behind Longy
Longy turns around to see Nik, he’s 3 times as big as Shadow and has horns on his head a red beam Starts to come out of each eye and hits Longy hard it sends him flying back
“You think you can defeat me, MMMMMMWWWWWHHHHHAAAAA! Where are your friends you have no one” Nik shouts out
Suddenly the doors collapse to the ground light shines in, and the monster truck speeds in and stops next to Longy. Triple_H jumps onto the bonnet of the truck
“That’s where you wrong!” Triple_H shouts out holding his gattling gun in front of him
“Guys you came to help me?” Longy asks
“Thank KR here” Resevilfan tells Longy slapping KR on the back
“I’m sorry KR” Longy says wile flinching form the pain
“It’s alright, you stay back while we deal with this punk” KR tells Longy in a reassuring way
Spike2k, resevilfan and SSX Pro started to run towards Nik. SSX Pro pressed a button on his Light saber and it moved into a boomerang shape SSX Pro threw it at Nik it span around and struck across Niks arm cutting in but not much, the light saber came back to SSX Pro, he caught it with great precision.
“Get his mouth open and someone get ready to give me a lift” Resevilfan commanded
“ok ill do it” Spike2k told Resevilfan while running to the feet of Nik
Spike2k got his flame-thrower ready, Nik was now very angry he grabs the side of the mountain And pulls away some boulders he starts to throw them at spike2k how is running near now. He sees Them and ducks but they are blown away, spike2k looks around to see Triple_H and KR standing on
Top of the truck, smoke coming from there guns both of them smiling, as they do Nik throws more boulders. KR and Triple_H go into action and start firing at the boulders.
“Run!” KR and Triple_H shout to spike2k
Spike starts to run while KR and Triple_H defend him from the boulders
“Longy you think you can help?” Triple_H asks
“I might be able to shoot some boulders” Longy reply’s
“Ok then ill see if I can do some more damage” Triple_H says while aiming at Niks hand
Triple_H’s gattling gun powers up and he shoots, the bullets fly through the air and hit Nik’s hands
He drops the boulders holding his hand in pain. Some of the bullets that Triple_H fired went wide and hit the wall behind, Triple_H sees water coming through, he has an idea.
“Spike keep him busy” Triple_H shouts to Spike who is near to Nik now
“Ok I can keep him busy” Spike reply’s while loading his flame-thrower up
Spike2k ran to Nik’s feet and started to heat things up, he fired at Nik’s feet
“Hey Nik! How’s it feel to be cooked?” Spike shouts up to Nik, laughing
Nik roars out in rage.
“NOW!” shouts resevil
he runs up to SSX Pro, SSX Pro puts his hands together and boosts resevil high in the air up to Nik’s mouth he sets his tazer to high and blasts an electric current into Nik’s mouth, electrocuting Nik and all his insides. Resevil falls through the air and lands on his feet one knee on the ground
“Now that has got to hurt,” Resevil says
“Good job guys!” KR shouts out to the 3 on the ground
“Ok guys get back here,” Triple_H shouts
They all run back to the truck
“SSX Pro these wheels are rubber, right?” Triple_H asks
“Yep” SSX Pro Reply’s
“Ok then KR get Longy into the back” Triple_H orders KR
“Resevil get ready with your tazer” Triple_H tells resevil
Triple_H starts to fire his gattling gun aiming for the wall behind Nik the bullets blasted clean through
“HA! You missed” Nik shouted out
“But did I?” Triple_H Says while looking behind Nik
Nik turned around to see the wall collapse and water flood out onto him and then around his feet.
“Resevil I think you know what to do” Triple_H says
Resevil pulls out his tazer sets to full and fires a concentrated current down into the water around Nik’s feet
The water conducts the electrical current and circulates all around the water and up Nik he shook as the
Electricity surges through him.
“Ok everyone arm your weapons and shoot him down all together” Triple_H told the group while
powering up his gattling gun
Everyone of them pulled out there weapons. KR with his silenced laser guided pistol, Spike2k pulled out his double barrelled shot gun and flame-thrower, SSX Pro got his double ended light saber into it’s boomerang mode, Resevilfan got ready with his tazer again. Longy slowly got up and drawed his pistols
“Lets do this” Longy said
Everyone of them shot at Nik all there bullets and weapons blasrted into Nik, it blew him back. He started to sway then fell forward. Just missing the truck.
“We did it, we beat him” Spike proclaimed.
“You can’t do anything right” a voice came from the big statue at the end of the room
Nik started to move
“I’m not finished yet,” Nik said in a weak voice
“Yes you are” the voice shouted
As the voice said this a the floor underneath Nil started to change into a vortex Nik got sucked in
“NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!” Nik’s voice faded as the vortex closed up
“You 6 are more powerful than I thought, but no matter,” The voice said
“Who are you? KR shouted out
“You don’t recognise the voice?” the voice asked
“Elder?” Longy said
“Yes, but I am not your elder I am Wookie Monster!” Wookie shouted out
The statue started to rumble and it broke away, Wookie monster was revealed
“NO! It can’t be” Longy shouted out
Triple_H powered up his gun and started to shoot at Wookie the bullets bounced of Wookie Like they weren’t even real
“Your weapons can not hurt me I am all powerful” Wookie said while brushing stone of himself “Now feel my raff!” Wookie shouted
“SSX Pro start up the engine we need to get out of here, NOW!” Longy shouted
SSX Pro got in his car started the engine
“Drive!” Longy shouted again
SSX Pro floored it and burned out of the mountain, Wookie Monster laughing
“Why did we have to get out so fast?” Spike asked
“Because we can’t stand up to him with these weapons” KR replied
“There is one weapon that can defeat Wookie it is a sword it is located in a temple deep in the jungle of no return” Longy explains
“There is also a crystal, found in the under water caves of trident city, there is a slot in the sword where the crystal must be placed to give it powers, combined they can defeat Wookie Monster” KR tells the group
“I’ve heard of them I thought they where a myth though” Resevil says
“Well there real,” Longy says seriously
“We need to split up into teams. If me, SSX Pro and Resevilfan go to the underwater caves of trident and KR you Triple_H and Spike2k go to the jungle of no return” Longy says
“Sounds real fair, have any idea why it’s called ‘The jungle of no return’?” Spike asks
“Don’t worry we’ll be fine,” KR says
“For the sake of things well call my group, Blue group and your group will be silver group. Group silver can have my motor bike as well as KR’s, one of you will have to ride on the back,” Longy says
“Ok then we meet back here after” Longy says
“Yep that’s sounds ok we’ll see you in a couple of days” Triple_H says confidently
“Spike can” “Spike can” Triple_H and KR say quickly
The Blue team got into the monster truck and the Silver team got on the motor bikes, both teams sped of to there own journeys.
Thanks For Reading
Longy:0)
Sorry about any punctuation mistakes try to imagine they’re there. The next story should be up soon
> PS2 Crew!! deary me, good story blah blah I didn't read it balh bla...opps!
hmm should give both our stories a read, you might enjoy them
> PS2 Crew!! deary me, good story blah blah I didn't read it balh bla...opps!
not very good is it, you should read it
i will probebrly do other stories after we ahve done them 3 but then leave the PS2 crew for a couple of months and then make a big return