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Tue 21/01/03 at 20:03
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Posts: 787
Dumb Truckers
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two Arkansas truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4".

"What do you think?" one asked the other.

The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first.
"Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"




Dumb Texans
On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished.

"Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor.

"That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?"

"Only two weeks."

"Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?"

"Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."
Tue 21/01/03 at 20:03
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"smelly boxers"
Posts: 125
Dumb Truckers
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two Arkansas truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4".

"What do you think?" one asked the other.

The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first.
"Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"




Dumb Texans
On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished.

"Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor.

"That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?"

"Only two weeks."

"Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?"

"Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."
Tue 21/01/03 at 20:07
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Posts: 11,038
Dumb Blonde : This tiger jigsaw really is difficult
Dumb Blonde's Husband : Put away the frosties.
Tue 21/01/03 at 20:11
Regular
"smelly boxers"
Posts: 125
mann thats a good one
Tue 21/01/03 at 20:13
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"Black pepper?"
Posts: 702
maddmun wrote:
> Dumb Blonde : This tiger jigsaw really is difficult
> Dumb Blonde's Husband : Put away the frosties.

I thought that was David Beckham and Fergie?

Ah well, works both ways.
Tue 21/01/03 at 20:14
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Posts: 11,038
I don't live near Manchester, so I wouldn't know.

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