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And welcome to the live webcast from 2003 E4 expo.
We have several reporters standing by, familiar to the denizens of SR.
Let's go live now to the Gamecube stand, where Goatboy is ready, over to you GB
"This is rubbish"
And here is Meka to counter that viewpoint, Meka?
"The Gamecube is ideal for family entertainment, like my family. I played a game last night with my wife and she was crap, but she's my wife so is a wise and noble lady."
"It's still rubbish"
"Be quiet Goaty. Gamecube is for all age-ranges with different things to appeal to the younger and older audience, something for everyone."
"It's rubbish"
And over on the Sony stand, we have Wookiee Monster. Wookie?
"I love the PS2. Everything about it is great. The games are great, the controllers are great and even the box is great. Look, blue and everything."
"It's rubbish"
"How did Goaty get in here? You liked GTA3"
"...rubbish"
"Go away and cheer up"
And on the Microsoft stand, we have Snuggly.
"Xbox rules. Halo is top and we sell them for a reasonable price. Pre-order now and save literally pounds."
"Rubbish"
"Oh christ, the entire forum is here now"
"Xbox is poo, gaymekyube is much better"
"I like the Xbox"
"Shut up GB"
"...rubbish"
"You're all banned."
Finally, we have Shaneo on the new release stand checking all the games, Shaneo?
"Finally we have Shaneo on the new release stand checking all the games, Shaneo"
Stop copying me please. So, seeing as he has been banned again, we go live to the Wrestling Stand, Ant?
"Wrestling is not gay. It's just large men laying on each and grunting. Good, clean, healthy fun"
"Big gay rubbish"
"Be quit GB, go post some crap in the movie forum. Do you like anything?"
"...rubbish"
And there we have it, a shallow and time-passing report on what proves to be an absolutely pointless E4 expo and thread.
Now back to the studio, where a helpline has been set-up for those people that think MGS2 wasn't the Messiah in videogame form.
We have several reporters standing by, familiar to the denizens of SR.
Let's go live now to the Gamecube stand, where Goatboy is ready, over to you GB
"This is rubbish"
And here is Meka to counter that viewpoint, Meka?
"The Gamecube is ideal for family entertainment, like my family. I played a game last night with my wife and she was crap, but she's my wife so is a wise and noble lady."
"It's still rubbish"
"Be quiet Goaty. Gamecube is for all age-ranges with different things to appeal to the younger and older audience, something for everyone."
"It's rubbish"
And over on the Sony stand, we have Wookiee Monster. Wookie?
"I love the PS2. Everything about it is great. The games are great, the controllers are great and even the box is great. Look, blue and everything."
"It's rubbish"
"How did Goaty get in here? You liked GTA3"
"...rubbish"
"Go away and cheer up"
And on the Microsoft stand, we have Snuggly.
"Xbox rules. Halo is top and we sell them for a reasonable price. Pre-order now and save literally pounds."
"Rubbish"
"Oh christ, the entire forum is here now"
"Xbox is poo, gaymekyube is much better"
"I like the Xbox"
"Shut up GB"
"...rubbish"
"You're all banned."
Finally, we have Shaneo on the new release stand checking all the games, Shaneo?
"Finally we have Shaneo on the new release stand checking all the games, Shaneo"
Stop copying me please. So, seeing as he has been banned again, we go live to the Wrestling Stand, Ant?
"Wrestling is not gay. It's just large men laying on each and grunting. Good, clean, healthy fun"
"Big gay rubbish"
"Be quit GB, go post some crap in the movie forum. Do you like anything?"
"...rubbish"
And there we have it, a shallow and time-passing report on what proves to be an absolutely pointless E4 expo and thread.
Now back to the studio, where a helpline has been set-up for those people that think MGS2 wasn't the Messiah in videogame form.
so goatboy what do you think of the show so far?
"rubbish"
oh ok well is there anything you do like?
"no"
*starts to get into camera view whilst still wearing stupid chicken suit*
so there is nothing at all that you've liked at this years E4?
"nope it's all rubish, rubbish rubbish rubbish"
ok so........... hey we have a chicken in the background that idiot has runined the whole thing now we'll have to reshot
"What" cries goatboy "i aint going through all that again mate in a hurry hey i never wanted to come in the first place."
"now i'm really annoyed i'm gunna get that chicken"
*oh S***E runs off in comical run in chicken suit*
*goatboy runs after me with a stick shouting* "come here you stupid chicken*
well huh emmmm that about wraps it up here today at E4
*goatboy beating me with stick in the background*
well be back with a report tomorrow
"you stupid chicken i'm gunna kick your a**"
"rubbish"
oh ok well is there anything you do like?
"no"
*starts to get into camera view whilst still wearing stupid chicken suit*
so there is nothing at all that you've liked at this years E4?
"nope it's all rubish, rubbish rubbish rubbish"
ok so........... hey we have a chicken in the background that idiot has runined the whole thing now we'll have to reshot
"What" cries goatboy "i aint going through all that again mate in a hurry hey i never wanted to come in the first place."
"now i'm really annoyed i'm gunna get that chicken"
*oh S***E runs off in comical run in chicken suit*
*goatboy runs after me with a stick shouting* "come here you stupid chicken*
well huh emmmm that about wraps it up here today at E4
*goatboy beating me with stick in the background*
well be back with a report tomorrow
"you stupid chicken i'm gunna kick your a**"
Not bad I suppose.
*so far it's looking good. i'm dressed in the worst chicken out fit of all time but no one has yet seen me on the pokemon stand, maybe i look like a piku in a road kill accident.
Anyway i'm standing there when i see goatboy with another story and about to go live.
hmm maybe i should try to get into view :)*
this stupid story to continue
Anyway i'm standing there when i see goatboy with another story and about to go live.
hmm maybe i should try to get into view :)*
this stupid story to continue
Well, it would probably be more entertaining than the stuff Game Network had from E3.
Presenter: "So...hi. What's this game?"
Developer: "Metal Gear Solid 2."
"And...what console is it on?"
"PS2."
"Right. So, what sort of game is it? What's it about?"
"Well, errr...it's a stealth, er, 3rd person shooter. errrr...it stars Snake...and erm, lots of other people. He does lots of....erm....sneaking and shooting."
"Right, thanks."
{:|
Presenter: "So...hi. What's this game?"
Developer: "Metal Gear Solid 2."
"And...what console is it on?"
"PS2."
"Right. So, what sort of game is it? What's it about?"
"Well, errr...it's a stealth, er, 3rd person shooter. errrr...it stars Snake...and erm, lots of other people. He does lots of....erm....sneaking and shooting."
"Right, thanks."
{:|
*tries to sneek in behind wookie but get's seen by snuggly*
*snuggly grabs me by collar and say's* "you again how many times do i have to ban you" *snuggly then throws me as far as he can sending me through a closed door*
*after brushing myself down i find a perfect disguise so i try my luck again*
TO BE CONTINUED
*snuggly grabs me by collar and say's* "you again how many times do i have to ban you" *snuggly then throws me as far as he can sending me through a closed door*
*after brushing myself down i find a perfect disguise so i try my luck again*
TO BE CONTINUED
lol :-Dq
My wife was crap, admittedly, but so was I.
Excellent, in a funny because it's true kind of way.
Excellent, in a funny because it's true kind of way.
And welcome to the live webcast from 2003 E4 expo.
We have several reporters standing by, familiar to the denizens of SR.
Let's go live now to the Gamecube stand, where Goatboy is ready, over to you GB
"This is rubbish"
And here is Meka to counter that viewpoint, Meka?
"The Gamecube is ideal for family entertainment, like my family. I played a game last night with my wife and she was crap, but she's my wife so is a wise and noble lady."
"It's still rubbish"
"Be quiet Goaty. Gamecube is for all age-ranges with different things to appeal to the younger and older audience, something for everyone."
"It's rubbish"
And over on the Sony stand, we have Wookiee Monster. Wookie?
"I love the PS2. Everything about it is great. The games are great, the controllers are great and even the box is great. Look, blue and everything."
"It's rubbish"
"How did Goaty get in here? You liked GTA3"
"...rubbish"
"Go away and cheer up"
And on the Microsoft stand, we have Snuggly.
"Xbox rules. Halo is top and we sell them for a reasonable price. Pre-order now and save literally pounds."
"Rubbish"
"Oh christ, the entire forum is here now"
"Xbox is poo, gaymekyube is much better"
"I like the Xbox"
"Shut up GB"
"...rubbish"
"You're all banned."
Finally, we have Shaneo on the new release stand checking all the games, Shaneo?
"Finally we have Shaneo on the new release stand checking all the games, Shaneo"
Stop copying me please. So, seeing as he has been banned again, we go live to the Wrestling Stand, Ant?
"Wrestling is not gay. It's just large men laying on each and grunting. Good, clean, healthy fun"
"Big gay rubbish"
"Be quit GB, go post some crap in the movie forum. Do you like anything?"
"...rubbish"
And there we have it, a shallow and time-passing report on what proves to be an absolutely pointless E4 expo and thread.
Now back to the studio, where a helpline has been set-up for those people that think MGS2 wasn't the Messiah in videogame form.
We have several reporters standing by, familiar to the denizens of SR.
Let's go live now to the Gamecube stand, where Goatboy is ready, over to you GB
"This is rubbish"
And here is Meka to counter that viewpoint, Meka?
"The Gamecube is ideal for family entertainment, like my family. I played a game last night with my wife and she was crap, but she's my wife so is a wise and noble lady."
"It's still rubbish"
"Be quiet Goaty. Gamecube is for all age-ranges with different things to appeal to the younger and older audience, something for everyone."
"It's rubbish"
And over on the Sony stand, we have Wookiee Monster. Wookie?
"I love the PS2. Everything about it is great. The games are great, the controllers are great and even the box is great. Look, blue and everything."
"It's rubbish"
"How did Goaty get in here? You liked GTA3"
"...rubbish"
"Go away and cheer up"
And on the Microsoft stand, we have Snuggly.
"Xbox rules. Halo is top and we sell them for a reasonable price. Pre-order now and save literally pounds."
"Rubbish"
"Oh christ, the entire forum is here now"
"Xbox is poo, gaymekyube is much better"
"I like the Xbox"
"Shut up GB"
"...rubbish"
"You're all banned."
Finally, we have Shaneo on the new release stand checking all the games, Shaneo?
"Finally we have Shaneo on the new release stand checking all the games, Shaneo"
Stop copying me please. So, seeing as he has been banned again, we go live to the Wrestling Stand, Ant?
"Wrestling is not gay. It's just large men laying on each and grunting. Good, clean, healthy fun"
"Big gay rubbish"
"Be quit GB, go post some crap in the movie forum. Do you like anything?"
"...rubbish"
And there we have it, a shallow and time-passing report on what proves to be an absolutely pointless E4 expo and thread.
Now back to the studio, where a helpline has been set-up for those people that think MGS2 wasn't the Messiah in videogame form.