Viewing Thread:
"Umm...was I in hypersleep or something?"

Jurassic Park 3 is out on DVD to rent now?
I didn't even see that one at the cinemas for weeks on end.

Is it me? Did this thing just bypass cinemas and appear on Blockbuster shelves?
It has William H Macy in, so it might be good.
But it has more big lizards stalking them.
So it might be bad.

Are there yet more annoying yankee kids that you just know won't get eaten, no matter how much you want them to?
I mean, the 1st movie...that little punk boy even got electrocuted on the fence and he *still* made it through to the end.

Is this any good? (as good as a movie about big dinosaurs can be)

Goatboy wrote:
(as good as a movie about big dinosaurs can be)


Ahhh yes, having a bash at the original Jurassic Park. I forgot you were a Spielberg hater. :-D

But if you didn't like the original, then you won't like JP3. No story at all this time. Just action from start to finish. Mind you, it's not a Spielberg film, so you don't have to be so negative before even seeing it. :-D



Dr. Grant: No force on heaven or earth will get me back on that island.

Macy: I'll give you some money.

Dr. Grant: Oh ok then.

Unsurprisingly, the dinos in this are better than the others. Plus, it has the supposedly biggest dinosaur ever in it. Come on, dinosaurs! Who cares about a script?

Are they good dinosaurs though?
Or shabby ones that didn't exist.

Do they eat kids?
Are annoying Yankee pig-children in it?
Are they rendered?

Quiet fools, it rocks. It has dinosaurs in it, which is why people go to see it, not because of the script.

They started filming without a script. That just about seals it for me. If you lime watching the pretty colours moving about on the screen then this is the film for you. Even if your only idea of a storyline is taken from porno movies involving plumbers and housewives JP3 will prove absolutely abhorrant.

I refuse to see JP3 at the moment because of one thing.

In the Blockbuster ad for it at the moment, there's a clip of a woman making "arrr" faces at a ****ing huge toothed dinosaur.

I seriously cannot stay calm when just watching that bit in a five second trailer. How the hell am I not going to rip my house apart if I watch the whole film?

If you tell me the dinosaur then proceeds with destroying this predictable piece of crap, I'll gladly go watch it.

Its gotta be the plane scene, if only for the drummers comments...

Almost Famous.
I can't decide whether the aeroplane scene is my fav or when they all start singing on the tour-bus.

Just a nice movie with no explosions and villains or car chases.
Just fantastic music, good acting and Jason Lee.

Soundtrack to Almost Famous is totally amazing, also has one of my favourite tracks of all time on it - Feel FLows by the Beach Boys, but the thing is just packed with quality.

Film is bloody great too, and yes, Jason Lee is a god - and he's casted in the lead for Kevin Smith's next live action film (as the second incarnation of The Clerks animated film may schedule jump) which equals super fun happy joy.

Only thing I would have liked to have seen more of was Stillwater playing.. but a mate has the soundtrack so I can get down to that at some point.




Oh yeah I would have liked to seen more girls bits too.