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1: In a fight between 7 monkeys and 4 bottles of Coke, the monkeys would win by cunning use of their opposable thumbs.
2: If Coke lived in the jungle, it would get it's polythene wrapper caught in doors, making it an easy target for termites on the prowl.
3: Ears
4: Monkeys have an instinctive fear of glue. Coke doesn't.
2: If Coke lived in the jungle, it would get it's polythene wrapper caught in doors, making it an easy target for termites on the prowl.
3: Ears
4: Monkeys have an instinctive fear of glue. Coke doesn't.
1: In a fight between 7 monkeys and 4 bottles of Coke, the monkeys would win by cunning use of their opposable thumbs.
2: If Coke lived in the jungle, it would get it's polythene wrapper caught in doors, making it an easy target for termites on the prowl.
3: Ears
4: Monkeys have an instinctive fear of glue. Coke doesn't.
2: If Coke lived in the jungle, it would get it's polythene wrapper caught in doors, making it an easy target for termites on the prowl.
3: Ears
4: Monkeys have an instinctive fear of glue. Coke doesn't.
I always thought that Coca-Cola was better than Monkeys, but after reading these arguments, I 've completely changed my mind.
By far the best post on FOGc this year! Well done |o/
Wasn't funny. Try harder.
Kings of surrealism are still Mr Happy and The Sagacious One.
Kings of surrealism are still Mr Happy and The Sagacious One.
You can also put monkeys in bottles and drink them as a refreshing beverage.
Michael Jackson gave his pet monkey away because he punched him. Coca Cola wouldn't hit the plastic superstar.