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Just got sent this and laughed so hard i almost died!
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his good lady wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it! She blows her top! "You b****rd! You waltz in here, flop yourself down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "It's started."
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his good lady wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it! She blows her top! "You b****rd! You waltz in here, flop yourself down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "It's started."
I didnt find that very funny.
Ha Ha, funny, I got in my e-mail the other day.
good joke yeah
*girlfriend slaps head*
urmm i mean shame on you
*girlfriend leaves room*
got anymore jokes like that?
*girlfriend slaps head*
urmm i mean shame on you
*girlfriend leaves room*
got anymore jokes like that?
Ha hah! Man that was funny! Good one on ya!
First time i've seen it but it's going in my list of all-time classics...
I gopt this one about 10 times on the day before I got married, along with many others...
Still funny though...
Still funny though...
Just got sent this and laughed so hard i almost died!
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his good lady wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it! She blows her top! "You b****rd! You waltz in here, flop yourself down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "It's started."
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his good lady wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it! She blows her top! "You b****rd! You waltz in here, flop yourself down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "It's started."