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Although I myself could not (or probably never will) attend E3 I found this conversation between Bill Gates, Shigeru Miyamoto, Ken Lobb, and a Sony Fanboy.
Note: Information may not be true…*Runs*
THE OFFICIAL, EXCLUSIVE E3 2002 ROUND TABLE TRANSCRIPTION:
Bill Gates: You have an impressive Zelda game. Link reminds me of myself in my youthful years.
Shiggy: Thank you. I am Shiggy. I am all-knowing. You would eat your money if I told you to.
Sony Fanboy: I would eat something, alright… I’d eat it ou…
Bill Gates: 64 G’s. I’ll give you 64 G’s right this moment to unplug every Zelda kiosk here. You Nintendo boys know you like the 64 attached to everything.
Ken Lobb: Billy means that he thinks Zelda needs more of a mature direction. He thinks you should pay Microsoft for the rights to include the Klobb in Zelda, since Microsoft owns me and I am the Klobb. That would make the game fit the direction I see it best.
Sony Fanboy: I see a boothbabe!
Shiggy: I see you all worship me. I am the visionary for my new Zelda.
Bill Gates: I see you are not listening to me. 64 million? I want Zelda on my Windows XP, errrm, Microsoft X-Box.
Sony Fanboy: Did you say X? I like sex.
Ken Lobb: Microsoft is definitely the more cool company. I like the image we present.
Shiggy: I present you with Zelda. Look at all them down there. They’re drooling over my cartoon creation. My Zelda dream is being realized. My dream is their dream and reality. I am everyone’s God.
Sony Fanboy: I dream of the Olsen twins. I hear they have some new games coming.
Bill Gates: Are they for sale too?
Sony Fanboy: Maybe they could "fill in" for some temps at your office, Bill. Maybe you could get lucky!
Ken Lobb: Lucky? It’s not luck that Microsoft got me. Who needs the Olsen twins?
Shiggy: An extra life is like a twin.
Sony Fanboy: Twins double the chances for a threesome.
Shiggy: Three Zelda games compiled on a GameBoy Advance game, there’s an idea…
Bill Gates: An idea I like…every man has their price, heh?
Sony Fanboy: If every man is a tart, then every man has their price.
Shiggy: You all make me sick, always thinking about money and impure things. Find the kid inside yourself, because I am your God.
Ken Lobb: I feel bitterness inside myself. The Klobb should have been a rockin’ weapon.
Bill Gates: I could buy a bomb strong enough to blow up the entire EAD division. Then there would be no more Zelda to worry about!
Shiggy: Worry about nothing. Zelda is in my hands. I am your God.
Sony Fanboy: God, that booth babe looks like a Goddess.
Ken Lobb: Joanna Dark wasn’t a Goddess. She didn’t wield a klobb!
Sony Fanboy: I have my own stuff that out shoots the klobb…
Shiggy: The hookshot shoots well. I am proud of my hookshot idea and you are proud to worship me.
Bill Gates: I will worship you for lots of cold, hard cash.
Shiggy: Yes, Link was once a wealthy boy. He had lots of rupies.
Sony Fanboy: Rupies? That sounds like an STD.
…by this point, the roundtable discussion adjourned. You read it here first. Don't crucify me.
Note: Information may not be true…*Runs*
THE OFFICIAL, EXCLUSIVE E3 2002 ROUND TABLE TRANSCRIPTION:
Bill Gates: You have an impressive Zelda game. Link reminds me of myself in my youthful years.
Shiggy: Thank you. I am Shiggy. I am all-knowing. You would eat your money if I told you to.
Sony Fanboy: I would eat something, alright… I’d eat it ou…
Bill Gates: 64 G’s. I’ll give you 64 G’s right this moment to unplug every Zelda kiosk here. You Nintendo boys know you like the 64 attached to everything.
Ken Lobb: Billy means that he thinks Zelda needs more of a mature direction. He thinks you should pay Microsoft for the rights to include the Klobb in Zelda, since Microsoft owns me and I am the Klobb. That would make the game fit the direction I see it best.
Sony Fanboy: I see a boothbabe!
Shiggy: I see you all worship me. I am the visionary for my new Zelda.
Bill Gates: I see you are not listening to me. 64 million? I want Zelda on my Windows XP, errrm, Microsoft X-Box.
Sony Fanboy: Did you say X? I like sex.
Ken Lobb: Microsoft is definitely the more cool company. I like the image we present.
Shiggy: I present you with Zelda. Look at all them down there. They’re drooling over my cartoon creation. My Zelda dream is being realized. My dream is their dream and reality. I am everyone’s God.
Sony Fanboy: I dream of the Olsen twins. I hear they have some new games coming.
Bill Gates: Are they for sale too?
Sony Fanboy: Maybe they could "fill in" for some temps at your office, Bill. Maybe you could get lucky!
Ken Lobb: Lucky? It’s not luck that Microsoft got me. Who needs the Olsen twins?
Shiggy: An extra life is like a twin.
Sony Fanboy: Twins double the chances for a threesome.
Shiggy: Three Zelda games compiled on a GameBoy Advance game, there’s an idea…
Bill Gates: An idea I like…every man has their price, heh?
Sony Fanboy: If every man is a tart, then every man has their price.
Shiggy: You all make me sick, always thinking about money and impure things. Find the kid inside yourself, because I am your God.
Ken Lobb: I feel bitterness inside myself. The Klobb should have been a rockin’ weapon.
Bill Gates: I could buy a bomb strong enough to blow up the entire EAD division. Then there would be no more Zelda to worry about!
Shiggy: Worry about nothing. Zelda is in my hands. I am your God.
Sony Fanboy: God, that booth babe looks like a Goddess.
Ken Lobb: Joanna Dark wasn’t a Goddess. She didn’t wield a klobb!
Sony Fanboy: I have my own stuff that out shoots the klobb…
Shiggy: The hookshot shoots well. I am proud of my hookshot idea and you are proud to worship me.
Bill Gates: I will worship you for lots of cold, hard cash.
Shiggy: Yes, Link was once a wealthy boy. He had lots of rupies.
Sony Fanboy: Rupies? That sounds like an STD.
…by this point, the roundtable discussion adjourned. You read it here first. Don't crucify me.
$@lly wrote:
> ...Wait a minute you are Drunk Cow!*Cries* You liar...
I..... don't.... know..., I can't tell.
> ...Wait a minute you are Drunk Cow!*Cries* You liar...
I..... don't.... know..., I can't tell.
$@lly wrote:
> ...Wait a minute you are Drunk Cow!*Cries* You liar...
.....
It was HIS fault!!!!!!!
"points at empty corner of room"
> ...Wait a minute you are Drunk Cow!*Cries* You liar...
.....
It was HIS fault!!!!!!!
"points at empty corner of room"
Nice semi spoof thing for your first try.
I AM SHIGGGY I AM ALL KNOWING!!!!!
I AM SHIGGGY I AM ALL KNOWING!!!!!
Although I myself could not (or probably never will) attend E3 I found this conversation between Bill Gates, Shigeru Miyamoto, Ken Lobb, and a Sony Fanboy.
Note: Information may not be true…*Runs*
THE OFFICIAL, EXCLUSIVE E3 2002 ROUND TABLE TRANSCRIPTION:
Bill Gates: You have an impressive Zelda game. Link reminds me of myself in my youthful years.
Shiggy: Thank you. I am Shiggy. I am all-knowing. You would eat your money if I told you to.
Sony Fanboy: I would eat something, alright… I’d eat it ou…
Bill Gates: 64 G’s. I’ll give you 64 G’s right this moment to unplug every Zelda kiosk here. You Nintendo boys know you like the 64 attached to everything.
Ken Lobb: Billy means that he thinks Zelda needs more of a mature direction. He thinks you should pay Microsoft for the rights to include the Klobb in Zelda, since Microsoft owns me and I am the Klobb. That would make the game fit the direction I see it best.
Sony Fanboy: I see a boothbabe!
Shiggy: I see you all worship me. I am the visionary for my new Zelda.
Bill Gates: I see you are not listening to me. 64 million? I want Zelda on my Windows XP, errrm, Microsoft X-Box.
Sony Fanboy: Did you say X? I like sex.
Ken Lobb: Microsoft is definitely the more cool company. I like the image we present.
Shiggy: I present you with Zelda. Look at all them down there. They’re drooling over my cartoon creation. My Zelda dream is being realized. My dream is their dream and reality. I am everyone’s God.
Sony Fanboy: I dream of the Olsen twins. I hear they have some new games coming.
Bill Gates: Are they for sale too?
Sony Fanboy: Maybe they could "fill in" for some temps at your office, Bill. Maybe you could get lucky!
Ken Lobb: Lucky? It’s not luck that Microsoft got me. Who needs the Olsen twins?
Shiggy: An extra life is like a twin.
Sony Fanboy: Twins double the chances for a threesome.
Shiggy: Three Zelda games compiled on a GameBoy Advance game, there’s an idea…
Bill Gates: An idea I like…every man has their price, heh?
Sony Fanboy: If every man is a tart, then every man has their price.
Shiggy: You all make me sick, always thinking about money and impure things. Find the kid inside yourself, because I am your God.
Ken Lobb: I feel bitterness inside myself. The Klobb should have been a rockin’ weapon.
Bill Gates: I could buy a bomb strong enough to blow up the entire EAD division. Then there would be no more Zelda to worry about!
Shiggy: Worry about nothing. Zelda is in my hands. I am your God.
Sony Fanboy: God, that booth babe looks like a Goddess.
Ken Lobb: Joanna Dark wasn’t a Goddess. She didn’t wield a klobb!
Sony Fanboy: I have my own stuff that out shoots the klobb…
Shiggy: The hookshot shoots well. I am proud of my hookshot idea and you are proud to worship me.
Bill Gates: I will worship you for lots of cold, hard cash.
Shiggy: Yes, Link was once a wealthy boy. He had lots of rupies.
Sony Fanboy: Rupies? That sounds like an STD.
…by this point, the roundtable discussion adjourned. You read it here first. Don't crucify me.
Note: Information may not be true…*Runs*
THE OFFICIAL, EXCLUSIVE E3 2002 ROUND TABLE TRANSCRIPTION:
Bill Gates: You have an impressive Zelda game. Link reminds me of myself in my youthful years.
Shiggy: Thank you. I am Shiggy. I am all-knowing. You would eat your money if I told you to.
Sony Fanboy: I would eat something, alright… I’d eat it ou…
Bill Gates: 64 G’s. I’ll give you 64 G’s right this moment to unplug every Zelda kiosk here. You Nintendo boys know you like the 64 attached to everything.
Ken Lobb: Billy means that he thinks Zelda needs more of a mature direction. He thinks you should pay Microsoft for the rights to include the Klobb in Zelda, since Microsoft owns me and I am the Klobb. That would make the game fit the direction I see it best.
Sony Fanboy: I see a boothbabe!
Shiggy: I see you all worship me. I am the visionary for my new Zelda.
Bill Gates: I see you are not listening to me. 64 million? I want Zelda on my Windows XP, errrm, Microsoft X-Box.
Sony Fanboy: Did you say X? I like sex.
Ken Lobb: Microsoft is definitely the more cool company. I like the image we present.
Shiggy: I present you with Zelda. Look at all them down there. They’re drooling over my cartoon creation. My Zelda dream is being realized. My dream is their dream and reality. I am everyone’s God.
Sony Fanboy: I dream of the Olsen twins. I hear they have some new games coming.
Bill Gates: Are they for sale too?
Sony Fanboy: Maybe they could "fill in" for some temps at your office, Bill. Maybe you could get lucky!
Ken Lobb: Lucky? It’s not luck that Microsoft got me. Who needs the Olsen twins?
Shiggy: An extra life is like a twin.
Sony Fanboy: Twins double the chances for a threesome.
Shiggy: Three Zelda games compiled on a GameBoy Advance game, there’s an idea…
Bill Gates: An idea I like…every man has their price, heh?
Sony Fanboy: If every man is a tart, then every man has their price.
Shiggy: You all make me sick, always thinking about money and impure things. Find the kid inside yourself, because I am your God.
Ken Lobb: I feel bitterness inside myself. The Klobb should have been a rockin’ weapon.
Bill Gates: I could buy a bomb strong enough to blow up the entire EAD division. Then there would be no more Zelda to worry about!
Shiggy: Worry about nothing. Zelda is in my hands. I am your God.
Sony Fanboy: God, that booth babe looks like a Goddess.
Ken Lobb: Joanna Dark wasn’t a Goddess. She didn’t wield a klobb!
Sony Fanboy: I have my own stuff that out shoots the klobb…
Shiggy: The hookshot shoots well. I am proud of my hookshot idea and you are proud to worship me.
Bill Gates: I will worship you for lots of cold, hard cash.
Shiggy: Yes, Link was once a wealthy boy. He had lots of rupies.
Sony Fanboy: Rupies? That sounds like an STD.
…by this point, the roundtable discussion adjourned. You read it here first. Don't crucify me.