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Hello, and welcome to todays match, Ash Williams (from the Evil Dead) versus As Ketchum (from Pokemon). During today's fight Ash will be playing some hit's from their latest album, and Leslie Ash will be cheer-leading. Mutton dressed as lamb, anyone?
Anyway, on to the fight.
Ash Williams enters the arena first. Smoke surrounds him as he hold aloft his chainsaw to cheers from the crowd.
Ash Ketchum comes out next, in typical 2D fashion. He turns his cap around backwards, like Sylvester Stallone in Over the Top. The crowd again cheer.
Ash Williams begins by running over to Ash Ketchum and kicks him hard between the legs. Ketchup falls down in pain. Williams laughs.
A Pokéball rolls out of Ketchum's bag, it opens up, and out comes Charizard.
Ash start to play "Burn Baby Burn" as Charizard fires a jet of flame right at Ash Williams.
His shirt is engulfed in flame, so he rolls around on the floor, cursing.
Ash Ketchum is still on the floor crying about being kicked in the knackers.
Ash Williams gets up, grabs Charizard by the neck, and starts punching him in the face. Hard. Charizard falls down, unconscious.
Ash Williams raised his hand and chainsaw in victory.
Ash Ketchum is now back on his feet, and cries out "I choose you Koffing" and throws out a Pokéball. From it comes dirty Pokémon Koffing. It emits a nasty black poison cloud over to Ash Williams, who chokes on it for a moment. ==, then his eyes roll back in his head.
He grabs himself by the neck with his good hand, and tries to strangle himself. He stops oly to punch himslef in the face. Twice.
Ash Ketchum is laughing, and working the crowd up.
Suddenly the effects of the poison where off Ash Williams, and he's back to normal. He pulls his shotgun out, and shoots Koffing dead.
Ash Ketchum sees this, and released another Pokéball.
It's Pikachu! The crowd go wild.
Ash Williams starts his chainsaw, and runs at the little yellow electric mouse thing.
"Pika!" says Pikachu, as Ash Williams buries the chainsaw deep within his furry little skull.
Ash Ketchum sheds a tear, but before he gets too worked up Ash Williams tears his silly little 2D cartoon head off.
"Hail to the King" he says, and raises his arms to cheers from the crowd.
What a great fight.
Join us again next week when Mario (from many Nintendo games) will take on Mario Lemieux (the ice hockey player).
Anyway, on to the fight.
Ash Williams enters the arena first. Smoke surrounds him as he hold aloft his chainsaw to cheers from the crowd.
Ash Ketchum comes out next, in typical 2D fashion. He turns his cap around backwards, like Sylvester Stallone in Over the Top. The crowd again cheer.
Ash Williams begins by running over to Ash Ketchum and kicks him hard between the legs. Ketchup falls down in pain. Williams laughs.
A Pokéball rolls out of Ketchum's bag, it opens up, and out comes Charizard.
Ash start to play "Burn Baby Burn" as Charizard fires a jet of flame right at Ash Williams.
His shirt is engulfed in flame, so he rolls around on the floor, cursing.
Ash Ketchum is still on the floor crying about being kicked in the knackers.
Ash Williams gets up, grabs Charizard by the neck, and starts punching him in the face. Hard. Charizard falls down, unconscious.
Ash Williams raised his hand and chainsaw in victory.
Ash Ketchum is now back on his feet, and cries out "I choose you Koffing" and throws out a Pokéball. From it comes dirty Pokémon Koffing. It emits a nasty black poison cloud over to Ash Williams, who chokes on it for a moment. ==, then his eyes roll back in his head.
He grabs himself by the neck with his good hand, and tries to strangle himself. He stops oly to punch himslef in the face. Twice.
Ash Ketchum is laughing, and working the crowd up.
Suddenly the effects of the poison where off Ash Williams, and he's back to normal. He pulls his shotgun out, and shoots Koffing dead.
Ash Ketchum sees this, and released another Pokéball.
It's Pikachu! The crowd go wild.
Ash Williams starts his chainsaw, and runs at the little yellow electric mouse thing.
"Pika!" says Pikachu, as Ash Williams buries the chainsaw deep within his furry little skull.
Ash Ketchum sheds a tear, but before he gets too worked up Ash Williams tears his silly little 2D cartoon head off.
"Hail to the King" he says, and raises his arms to cheers from the crowd.
What a great fight.
Join us again next week when Mario (from many Nintendo games) will take on Mario Lemieux (the ice hockey player).
Absolutely fantastic - you've got the character of Evil Dead Ash perfect, but where are his one-liners? Or what about a tag team of Good Ash and Bad Ash from ED3?
Thanks.
A few shocking mistakes in there though.
'wheres off' gah! 'wears off'!
And I have no idea where the '==' comes from.
A few shocking mistakes in there though.
'wheres off' gah! 'wears off'!
And I have no idea where the '==' comes from.
Ah, excellent. I do hope this post isn't wasted on those who aren't fortunate to have seen the Evil Dead series.
Hello, and welcome to todays match, Ash Williams (from the Evil Dead) versus As Ketchum (from Pokemon). During today's fight Ash will be playing some hit's from their latest album, and Leslie Ash will be cheer-leading. Mutton dressed as lamb, anyone?
Anyway, on to the fight.
Ash Williams enters the arena first. Smoke surrounds him as he hold aloft his chainsaw to cheers from the crowd.
Ash Ketchum comes out next, in typical 2D fashion. He turns his cap around backwards, like Sylvester Stallone in Over the Top. The crowd again cheer.
Ash Williams begins by running over to Ash Ketchum and kicks him hard between the legs. Ketchup falls down in pain. Williams laughs.
A Pokéball rolls out of Ketchum's bag, it opens up, and out comes Charizard.
Ash start to play "Burn Baby Burn" as Charizard fires a jet of flame right at Ash Williams.
His shirt is engulfed in flame, so he rolls around on the floor, cursing.
Ash Ketchum is still on the floor crying about being kicked in the knackers.
Ash Williams gets up, grabs Charizard by the neck, and starts punching him in the face. Hard. Charizard falls down, unconscious.
Ash Williams raised his hand and chainsaw in victory.
Ash Ketchum is now back on his feet, and cries out "I choose you Koffing" and throws out a Pokéball. From it comes dirty Pokémon Koffing. It emits a nasty black poison cloud over to Ash Williams, who chokes on it for a moment. ==, then his eyes roll back in his head.
He grabs himself by the neck with his good hand, and tries to strangle himself. He stops oly to punch himslef in the face. Twice.
Ash Ketchum is laughing, and working the crowd up.
Suddenly the effects of the poison where off Ash Williams, and he's back to normal. He pulls his shotgun out, and shoots Koffing dead.
Ash Ketchum sees this, and released another Pokéball.
It's Pikachu! The crowd go wild.
Ash Williams starts his chainsaw, and runs at the little yellow electric mouse thing.
"Pika!" says Pikachu, as Ash Williams buries the chainsaw deep within his furry little skull.
Ash Ketchum sheds a tear, but before he gets too worked up Ash Williams tears his silly little 2D cartoon head off.
"Hail to the King" he says, and raises his arms to cheers from the crowd.
What a great fight.
Join us again next week when Mario (from many Nintendo games) will take on Mario Lemieux (the ice hockey player).
Anyway, on to the fight.
Ash Williams enters the arena first. Smoke surrounds him as he hold aloft his chainsaw to cheers from the crowd.
Ash Ketchum comes out next, in typical 2D fashion. He turns his cap around backwards, like Sylvester Stallone in Over the Top. The crowd again cheer.
Ash Williams begins by running over to Ash Ketchum and kicks him hard between the legs. Ketchup falls down in pain. Williams laughs.
A Pokéball rolls out of Ketchum's bag, it opens up, and out comes Charizard.
Ash start to play "Burn Baby Burn" as Charizard fires a jet of flame right at Ash Williams.
His shirt is engulfed in flame, so he rolls around on the floor, cursing.
Ash Ketchum is still on the floor crying about being kicked in the knackers.
Ash Williams gets up, grabs Charizard by the neck, and starts punching him in the face. Hard. Charizard falls down, unconscious.
Ash Williams raised his hand and chainsaw in victory.
Ash Ketchum is now back on his feet, and cries out "I choose you Koffing" and throws out a Pokéball. From it comes dirty Pokémon Koffing. It emits a nasty black poison cloud over to Ash Williams, who chokes on it for a moment. ==, then his eyes roll back in his head.
He grabs himself by the neck with his good hand, and tries to strangle himself. He stops oly to punch himslef in the face. Twice.
Ash Ketchum is laughing, and working the crowd up.
Suddenly the effects of the poison where off Ash Williams, and he's back to normal. He pulls his shotgun out, and shoots Koffing dead.
Ash Ketchum sees this, and released another Pokéball.
It's Pikachu! The crowd go wild.
Ash Williams starts his chainsaw, and runs at the little yellow electric mouse thing.
"Pika!" says Pikachu, as Ash Williams buries the chainsaw deep within his furry little skull.
Ash Ketchum sheds a tear, but before he gets too worked up Ash Williams tears his silly little 2D cartoon head off.
"Hail to the King" he says, and raises his arms to cheers from the crowd.
What a great fight.
Join us again next week when Mario (from many Nintendo games) will take on Mario Lemieux (the ice hockey player).