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"My best mate...."

My best mate stole my girl got any suggestions on what to do tommorrow

The bst one will go ahead and I will post it here tomorrow

I could also justgive her a better valentines card and also give her one whichsays

Bruises ae blue,
Cuts are red,
Who cares about them,
Youare dead

With my mates name at the bottom what do you think

He he. That's right, he got his comupance.

Oh well He threw a snowball with some ice in it at the girl
and she came crawling back to me

More like balls

Kick his face in.

FantasyMeister wrote:
> Upgrade to a better model and try to forget about the old one. And
> look on the bright side, at least he nicked her now and saved you a
> divorce, half your house, a car, the dog, the kids...

Can't upgrade this is the highest level

should go for someone with humour

She was a pretty bad joke teller but she is the leader of the group sowhoever she fancies they fancy. Puberty Kicked in at the wrong time

Tommorrow I beat him to his well grave

SHEEPY wrote:
> Truth is... school relationships are all a load of fake balls
>
> Yep

He's right.

Not that I know, personally. :D

But I've seen it.

SHEEPY wrote:
> I do believe you're talking out your anus
>
> Don't worry though

of course he won't worry! He can talk out of his Ar$e! the chap'll be rich.

"*dies*
or something"

Sounds familiar.

I'd give anything to be going out with some of the girls in my school again because this time around I'd know what I was doing.

Then again I'd get arrested. Dang. I hope if I get reincarnated I remember some of this stuff.

AliBoy wrote:
> Yeah see how many of her mates you can get hold off.
>
> Then tell your mate that she has a weird hobby.

Tell 'em he milks horses.