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"Just A Little Joke."

What is in the middle of Paris?

Hehe... The Paris one's bad... Sorry Smerc, but really... I like the NASA one...Yes, it's cruel, but it smilling does burn more calories than frowning... (Whoever said it takes less energy to smile than to smile was lying.)


Joke: 3 Blondes walk into a building.

Answer: You'd think one of them would have seen it.


Joke: 2 Blondes are walking in the country one day, and suddenly one stops and says "Look! Deer tracks!" The other in return says "Those aren't deer tracks, their foxtracks!" They argue about this for roughly 50 mins, when suddenly, they are run over by a train.

Answer: Train tracks. Geddit?

British troops and American troops go to a housing estate...........

actually it probably iant suitable,

Smerc wrote:
> What is in the middle of Paris?
> ...R
> Correct.

That's not a joke.

Manda†are wrote:
> Here's a joke i was told today.
>
> What does NASA stand for?
> Need Another Seven Astronauts

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Yeah, I heard that too - pretty funny, but then pretty sad at the same time.

Ms NY wrote:
> Smerc wrote:
> What is in the middle of Paris?
>
> ...R

Correct.

Smerc wrote:
> What is in the middle of Paris?

...R

Smerc wrote:
> What happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea?

the water ripples?

I don't think Smerc realises that the whole point of a joke is the punchline.

I'm still waiting to hear the first joke.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea?