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Will be the headline when this game is released.
A game that involves you inciting riots and fighting with the police using flamethrowers, hand-axes and M16s.
It was shown at E3 and a crowd formed, eager to check out the latest offering from Rockstar Games.
After several moments, the crowd immediately set about each other with pamphlets and handouts they had blatantly been given by semi-naked women on games stalls.
A brief fight broke out, like the cartoon ones with dust clouds and fists and things, until one person crawled out and ran away to phone the police.
Upon arrival at the scene, DI Burnside could only stare flintily and hiss "S***s, it was them wot dun it. S***s".
When the furore had died done, and several geeky games journos had stopped crying and doing that juddery in-breath thing, they had no recollection of what had happened.
"I don't know what had happened" said one, before remembering and trying to attack a life-size cut out of Metal Gear Frank Butcher, triggering the "RIIIICCKKKKKEEEEEE" seismic roar that is used to advertise Solid Snakes latest foe in Nu-Metal Gear Solid.
Finally, when E3 had finished and The Daily Mail had gone off to harass Chris Morris some more about comments made concerning the dangers of lifeguards, comment was sought from Rockstar.
"It's a game you muppets" was the press release.
Commenting upon the attacks on police at the expo, Inspector Gadget could only manage a blustery "Go Go Gadget Reactionary Games Press!" before his spring shoes launched him through the ceiling.
State of Emergency is released in March to a slavering slack-jawed gaming nation eager for whatever vicarious thrills they can get in an effort to distract their bird-like attention spans from whatever Reel-Life TV Show is hot this week.
Zena Badawi was unavailable for comment.
A game that involves you inciting riots and fighting with the police using flamethrowers, hand-axes and M16s.
It was shown at E3 and a crowd formed, eager to check out the latest offering from Rockstar Games.
After several moments, the crowd immediately set about each other with pamphlets and handouts they had blatantly been given by semi-naked women on games stalls.
A brief fight broke out, like the cartoon ones with dust clouds and fists and things, until one person crawled out and ran away to phone the police.
Upon arrival at the scene, DI Burnside could only stare flintily and hiss "S***s, it was them wot dun it. S***s".
When the furore had died done, and several geeky games journos had stopped crying and doing that juddery in-breath thing, they had no recollection of what had happened.
"I don't know what had happened" said one, before remembering and trying to attack a life-size cut out of Metal Gear Frank Butcher, triggering the "RIIIICCKKKKKEEEEEE" seismic roar that is used to advertise Solid Snakes latest foe in Nu-Metal Gear Solid.
Finally, when E3 had finished and The Daily Mail had gone off to harass Chris Morris some more about comments made concerning the dangers of lifeguards, comment was sought from Rockstar.
"It's a game you muppets" was the press release.
Commenting upon the attacks on police at the expo, Inspector Gadget could only manage a blustery "Go Go Gadget Reactionary Games Press!" before his spring shoes launched him through the ceiling.
State of Emergency is released in March to a slavering slack-jawed gaming nation eager for whatever vicarious thrills they can get in an effort to distract their bird-like attention spans from whatever Reel-Life TV Show is hot this week.
Zena Badawi was unavailable for comment.
im still waiting for the rather dubiously titled hooligan;storm over europe from a dutch software firm
Will be the headline when this game is released.
A game that involves you inciting riots and fighting with the police using flamethrowers, hand-axes and M16s.
It was shown at E3 and a crowd formed, eager to check out the latest offering from Rockstar Games.
After several moments, the crowd immediately set about each other with pamphlets and handouts they had blatantly been given by semi-naked women on games stalls.
A brief fight broke out, like the cartoon ones with dust clouds and fists and things, until one person crawled out and ran away to phone the police.
Upon arrival at the scene, DI Burnside could only stare flintily and hiss "S***s, it was them wot dun it. S***s".
When the furore had died done, and several geeky games journos had stopped crying and doing that juddery in-breath thing, they had no recollection of what had happened.
"I don't know what had happened" said one, before remembering and trying to attack a life-size cut out of Metal Gear Frank Butcher, triggering the "RIIIICCKKKKKEEEEEE" seismic roar that is used to advertise Solid Snakes latest foe in Nu-Metal Gear Solid.
Finally, when E3 had finished and The Daily Mail had gone off to harass Chris Morris some more about comments made concerning the dangers of lifeguards, comment was sought from Rockstar.
"It's a game you muppets" was the press release.
Commenting upon the attacks on police at the expo, Inspector Gadget could only manage a blustery "Go Go Gadget Reactionary Games Press!" before his spring shoes launched him through the ceiling.
State of Emergency is released in March to a slavering slack-jawed gaming nation eager for whatever vicarious thrills they can get in an effort to distract their bird-like attention spans from whatever Reel-Life TV Show is hot this week.
Zena Badawi was unavailable for comment.
A game that involves you inciting riots and fighting with the police using flamethrowers, hand-axes and M16s.
It was shown at E3 and a crowd formed, eager to check out the latest offering from Rockstar Games.
After several moments, the crowd immediately set about each other with pamphlets and handouts they had blatantly been given by semi-naked women on games stalls.
A brief fight broke out, like the cartoon ones with dust clouds and fists and things, until one person crawled out and ran away to phone the police.
Upon arrival at the scene, DI Burnside could only stare flintily and hiss "S***s, it was them wot dun it. S***s".
When the furore had died done, and several geeky games journos had stopped crying and doing that juddery in-breath thing, they had no recollection of what had happened.
"I don't know what had happened" said one, before remembering and trying to attack a life-size cut out of Metal Gear Frank Butcher, triggering the "RIIIICCKKKKKEEEEEE" seismic roar that is used to advertise Solid Snakes latest foe in Nu-Metal Gear Solid.
Finally, when E3 had finished and The Daily Mail had gone off to harass Chris Morris some more about comments made concerning the dangers of lifeguards, comment was sought from Rockstar.
"It's a game you muppets" was the press release.
Commenting upon the attacks on police at the expo, Inspector Gadget could only manage a blustery "Go Go Gadget Reactionary Games Press!" before his spring shoes launched him through the ceiling.
State of Emergency is released in March to a slavering slack-jawed gaming nation eager for whatever vicarious thrills they can get in an effort to distract their bird-like attention spans from whatever Reel-Life TV Show is hot this week.
Zena Badawi was unavailable for comment.