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When debating the future of gaming, the first thing to come to mind is usually a massive improvement in graphics, online play, better sound and new ideas, what a lot of people seem to ignore is the concrete fact that the future of gaming, is pornography. With games such as BMX XXX around and some games (such as Vice City) featuring porn-related missions, we can already see the video gaming market is undergoing a massive change.
Here are some examples of potential “games of the future;”
BMX Blue- “Its not just the BMXs that they’ll be riding”
The raunchy sequel of BMX XXX, with the new Blue Movie Replay editor, allowing for the addition of dark lighting and jazz music for that blue movie effect! The actual BMXing is rubbish, but that isn’t what matters, its all about the smut. Hardcore videos can be unlocked by completing levels and recruiting “actresses” as you progress throughout the game. You won’t see a BMX used in such an inventive way anywhere else, guaranteed!
3D Porno Movie Maker- “Give your fantasies the big screen treatment!”
Ever felt the urge to make a porno movie, but don’t want to leave your house? With over 1000 sound effects, 5 backdrops (living room, the back seat, shower, kitchen or toilet) and several characters to choose from, you can be a movie director using the 3D Porno Movie Maker! The developers have gone to great length, using motion capture to translate the entire Karma Sutra into available on-screen animations for the characters to choose from, there is even a Create a Position mode, for the more creative directors. Choose the grunt or moan you want from the wide selection of the sound library. Or dress the stars as you see suitable (you can’t go wrong with the sexy secretary look or the maid uniform).
Fantastic Fantasy- “The dirtiest RPG around”
In this epic journey through the world, you must meet people, make friends and fight the great evil of the world… Censorship. The Censorship beast waits in its layer and only a group of 8 porn stars (who attack in turns and cast dangerous spells) can defeat it! The heroes must seduce their way through an unforgiving world, travelling through various locations (ranging from dark Nightclubs in the Caribbean to the quiet houses of Holland). Each character has a selection of deadly weapons, such as “Goud Shuck’s” whip or “Big John’s” giant stick. Are you tough enough?
SimGentleman’s Club- “Can you keep your hands to yourself?”
It is every man’s dream to run his own Gentleman’s Club, now you can live that dream! You must build your club (in a way similar to the building on the Sims) and make it function; this is no easy task however! For your Club to be attractive to the Gentlemen of the area, you must choose a suitable environment, the right lighting and of course, position the poles in the best possible places. The player must hire a raunchy receptionist, a treasurer, some beefy bouncers and the bouncy babes who will work in the club. As all is not always well at these Gentlemen clubs, you must be able to deal with the rogue customers, the never-satisfied staff and still have time to watch the show! Problems vary from dancers being ill (so you must arrange for a replacement) to a short circuit in the lighting of your club. Due to this game’s open-ended gameplay, extremists can even arm the dancers with an array of weapons, to reduce the number of customers who simply can’t keep their hands to themselves. The online mode (well, the Internet IS over 50% porn after all) allows you to place your club in a giant online country, with clubs from players all around the world, you must go head-to-head with them for the business. If the managing is getting a bit too much for you, you can always enter the first-person mode and relax in your own club, or go to an opponent’s club and cause a ruckus.
The fine examples above are just a taste of what is yet to come! You heard it here first, the future of gaming is not all fun and games; it is hardcore adult material.
*The preceding post should not have been read by anyone who might have taken offence from sexual innuendoes*
Lombardo
Here are some examples of potential “games of the future;”
BMX Blue- “Its not just the BMXs that they’ll be riding”
The raunchy sequel of BMX XXX, with the new Blue Movie Replay editor, allowing for the addition of dark lighting and jazz music for that blue movie effect! The actual BMXing is rubbish, but that isn’t what matters, its all about the smut. Hardcore videos can be unlocked by completing levels and recruiting “actresses” as you progress throughout the game. You won’t see a BMX used in such an inventive way anywhere else, guaranteed!
3D Porno Movie Maker- “Give your fantasies the big screen treatment!”
Ever felt the urge to make a porno movie, but don’t want to leave your house? With over 1000 sound effects, 5 backdrops (living room, the back seat, shower, kitchen or toilet) and several characters to choose from, you can be a movie director using the 3D Porno Movie Maker! The developers have gone to great length, using motion capture to translate the entire Karma Sutra into available on-screen animations for the characters to choose from, there is even a Create a Position mode, for the more creative directors. Choose the grunt or moan you want from the wide selection of the sound library. Or dress the stars as you see suitable (you can’t go wrong with the sexy secretary look or the maid uniform).
Fantastic Fantasy- “The dirtiest RPG around”
In this epic journey through the world, you must meet people, make friends and fight the great evil of the world… Censorship. The Censorship beast waits in its layer and only a group of 8 porn stars (who attack in turns and cast dangerous spells) can defeat it! The heroes must seduce their way through an unforgiving world, travelling through various locations (ranging from dark Nightclubs in the Caribbean to the quiet houses of Holland). Each character has a selection of deadly weapons, such as “Goud Shuck’s” whip or “Big John’s” giant stick. Are you tough enough?
SimGentleman’s Club- “Can you keep your hands to yourself?”
It is every man’s dream to run his own Gentleman’s Club, now you can live that dream! You must build your club (in a way similar to the building on the Sims) and make it function; this is no easy task however! For your Club to be attractive to the Gentlemen of the area, you must choose a suitable environment, the right lighting and of course, position the poles in the best possible places. The player must hire a raunchy receptionist, a treasurer, some beefy bouncers and the bouncy babes who will work in the club. As all is not always well at these Gentlemen clubs, you must be able to deal with the rogue customers, the never-satisfied staff and still have time to watch the show! Problems vary from dancers being ill (so you must arrange for a replacement) to a short circuit in the lighting of your club. Due to this game’s open-ended gameplay, extremists can even arm the dancers with an array of weapons, to reduce the number of customers who simply can’t keep their hands to themselves. The online mode (well, the Internet IS over 50% porn after all) allows you to place your club in a giant online country, with clubs from players all around the world, you must go head-to-head with them for the business. If the managing is getting a bit too much for you, you can always enter the first-person mode and relax in your own club, or go to an opponent’s club and cause a ruckus.
The fine examples above are just a taste of what is yet to come! You heard it here first, the future of gaming is not all fun and games; it is hardcore adult material.
*The preceding post should not have been read by anyone who might have taken offence from sexual innuendoes*
Lombardo
Speak for yourself pal!
*loads up Strip Poker on the Speccy and then cringes in pain when he wins - the woman's sexual organ is represented by a grainy black and white X*
Hmm...pb is right. If I want porn, I'll saunter down to one of those sex shops in Soho...A good post though.
*loads up Strip Poker on the Speccy and then cringes in pain when he wins - the woman's sexual organ is represented by a grainy black and white X*
Hmm...pb is right. If I want porn, I'll saunter down to one of those sex shops in Soho...A good post though.
Go and have a cold shower then play Mario.
There's a reason why there are only a few games about porn on the market, most of them are crap. Vice City suceeds because the game itself is good. If I want sex I will get it in the real world, not on a console.
There's a reason why there are only a few games about porn on the market, most of them are crap. Vice City suceeds because the game itself is good. If I want sex I will get it in the real world, not on a console.
When debating the future of gaming, the first thing to come to mind is usually a massive improvement in graphics, online play, better sound and new ideas, what a lot of people seem to ignore is the concrete fact that the future of gaming, is pornography. With games such as BMX XXX around and some games (such as Vice City) featuring porn-related missions, we can already see the video gaming market is undergoing a massive change.
Here are some examples of potential “games of the future;”
BMX Blue- “Its not just the BMXs that they’ll be riding”
The raunchy sequel of BMX XXX, with the new Blue Movie Replay editor, allowing for the addition of dark lighting and jazz music for that blue movie effect! The actual BMXing is rubbish, but that isn’t what matters, its all about the smut. Hardcore videos can be unlocked by completing levels and recruiting “actresses” as you progress throughout the game. You won’t see a BMX used in such an inventive way anywhere else, guaranteed!
3D Porno Movie Maker- “Give your fantasies the big screen treatment!”
Ever felt the urge to make a porno movie, but don’t want to leave your house? With over 1000 sound effects, 5 backdrops (living room, the back seat, shower, kitchen or toilet) and several characters to choose from, you can be a movie director using the 3D Porno Movie Maker! The developers have gone to great length, using motion capture to translate the entire Karma Sutra into available on-screen animations for the characters to choose from, there is even a Create a Position mode, for the more creative directors. Choose the grunt or moan you want from the wide selection of the sound library. Or dress the stars as you see suitable (you can’t go wrong with the sexy secretary look or the maid uniform).
Fantastic Fantasy- “The dirtiest RPG around”
In this epic journey through the world, you must meet people, make friends and fight the great evil of the world… Censorship. The Censorship beast waits in its layer and only a group of 8 porn stars (who attack in turns and cast dangerous spells) can defeat it! The heroes must seduce their way through an unforgiving world, travelling through various locations (ranging from dark Nightclubs in the Caribbean to the quiet houses of Holland). Each character has a selection of deadly weapons, such as “Goud Shuck’s” whip or “Big John’s” giant stick. Are you tough enough?
SimGentleman’s Club- “Can you keep your hands to yourself?”
It is every man’s dream to run his own Gentleman’s Club, now you can live that dream! You must build your club (in a way similar to the building on the Sims) and make it function; this is no easy task however! For your Club to be attractive to the Gentlemen of the area, you must choose a suitable environment, the right lighting and of course, position the poles in the best possible places. The player must hire a raunchy receptionist, a treasurer, some beefy bouncers and the bouncy babes who will work in the club. As all is not always well at these Gentlemen clubs, you must be able to deal with the rogue customers, the never-satisfied staff and still have time to watch the show! Problems vary from dancers being ill (so you must arrange for a replacement) to a short circuit in the lighting of your club. Due to this game’s open-ended gameplay, extremists can even arm the dancers with an array of weapons, to reduce the number of customers who simply can’t keep their hands to themselves. The online mode (well, the Internet IS over 50% porn after all) allows you to place your club in a giant online country, with clubs from players all around the world, you must go head-to-head with them for the business. If the managing is getting a bit too much for you, you can always enter the first-person mode and relax in your own club, or go to an opponent’s club and cause a ruckus.
The fine examples above are just a taste of what is yet to come! You heard it here first, the future of gaming is not all fun and games; it is hardcore adult material.
*The preceding post should not have been read by anyone who might have taken offence from sexual innuendoes*
Lombardo
Here are some examples of potential “games of the future;”
BMX Blue- “Its not just the BMXs that they’ll be riding”
The raunchy sequel of BMX XXX, with the new Blue Movie Replay editor, allowing for the addition of dark lighting and jazz music for that blue movie effect! The actual BMXing is rubbish, but that isn’t what matters, its all about the smut. Hardcore videos can be unlocked by completing levels and recruiting “actresses” as you progress throughout the game. You won’t see a BMX used in such an inventive way anywhere else, guaranteed!
3D Porno Movie Maker- “Give your fantasies the big screen treatment!”
Ever felt the urge to make a porno movie, but don’t want to leave your house? With over 1000 sound effects, 5 backdrops (living room, the back seat, shower, kitchen or toilet) and several characters to choose from, you can be a movie director using the 3D Porno Movie Maker! The developers have gone to great length, using motion capture to translate the entire Karma Sutra into available on-screen animations for the characters to choose from, there is even a Create a Position mode, for the more creative directors. Choose the grunt or moan you want from the wide selection of the sound library. Or dress the stars as you see suitable (you can’t go wrong with the sexy secretary look or the maid uniform).
Fantastic Fantasy- “The dirtiest RPG around”
In this epic journey through the world, you must meet people, make friends and fight the great evil of the world… Censorship. The Censorship beast waits in its layer and only a group of 8 porn stars (who attack in turns and cast dangerous spells) can defeat it! The heroes must seduce their way through an unforgiving world, travelling through various locations (ranging from dark Nightclubs in the Caribbean to the quiet houses of Holland). Each character has a selection of deadly weapons, such as “Goud Shuck’s” whip or “Big John’s” giant stick. Are you tough enough?
SimGentleman’s Club- “Can you keep your hands to yourself?”
It is every man’s dream to run his own Gentleman’s Club, now you can live that dream! You must build your club (in a way similar to the building on the Sims) and make it function; this is no easy task however! For your Club to be attractive to the Gentlemen of the area, you must choose a suitable environment, the right lighting and of course, position the poles in the best possible places. The player must hire a raunchy receptionist, a treasurer, some beefy bouncers and the bouncy babes who will work in the club. As all is not always well at these Gentlemen clubs, you must be able to deal with the rogue customers, the never-satisfied staff and still have time to watch the show! Problems vary from dancers being ill (so you must arrange for a replacement) to a short circuit in the lighting of your club. Due to this game’s open-ended gameplay, extremists can even arm the dancers with an array of weapons, to reduce the number of customers who simply can’t keep their hands to themselves. The online mode (well, the Internet IS over 50% porn after all) allows you to place your club in a giant online country, with clubs from players all around the world, you must go head-to-head with them for the business. If the managing is getting a bit too much for you, you can always enter the first-person mode and relax in your own club, or go to an opponent’s club and cause a ruckus.
The fine examples above are just a taste of what is yet to come! You heard it here first, the future of gaming is not all fun and games; it is hardcore adult material.
*The preceding post should not have been read by anyone who might have taken offence from sexual innuendoes*
Lombardo