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Welcome to the Special Reserve arena, where your colour commentators are The King and Michael Cole!
Ladies And Gentlemen, this one is gonna be a hellaious slobberknocker! Its going to be a old-fasioned GRUDGE match between "Brooklyn Destruction Agancy" (TBM as Tazz, and T-Devil as Jackass) and Da Animalz of Doom (The Cong Man and Hawk(AfroJoe)) with Reaver (Ant).
Youve GOTTA BELEIVE that these guys wanna settle this grudge RIGHT here and right NOW.... This one aint gonna be pretty, if youre easliy offened - i suggest you run for your remotes right now!...
"Faith" Comes booming out of the stage speakers, the lights dim, TBM comes out to the stage to a warmth of boos, and does his Moon Over Miami, the fans are cheering abuse at TBM, but are silenced by the lights darknening again... Out comes T-Devil, slow, methodical walk, IS THIS MAN HUMAN? is he REAL? both men, like giant trees walk to the ring
"Dooms Night" comes thro the speakers, but WHERE are Da Animalz of Doom? The search lights go on, they are Running thro' the crowd charging there way down to the ring! The crowd are buzzing these guys with a feel of haterd... The fans want to see these teams laying in there own BLOOD! - They want a slobberknocker!
The crowd awaits the arival of Reaver, and nothing, Reavers music plays again, and nothing, WHERE IS REAVER?
Oh MY GOD!!!!!! Look on the Reserv-a-tron! - ITS REAVER! - laying in a pool of his own blood! - WHO HAS DONE this? Da Animalz of Doom are in the ring waiting to lock up with T-Devil and TBM and they are SHOCKED! they cant belive it!
The Ref has sounded the bell "DING DING DING" - this is going to be a FAIR match after all! a good Tag Match, will Da Animalz Of Doom be able to put up a good fight IN HONOR of there "injured" comrade?
T-Devil and The Cong Man lock up, a thrilling round of jabs and uppercuts and impressive punches are enchanged between the two...
Finally T-Devil breaks up the punches and gets The Cong Man on the mat, T-Devil continues to pummel his opponent, Hawk tries to enter the match - the Referee is stopping him from enetering the ring.
T-Devil Carries the Cong Man over to his corner, TBM enters the ring they both give The Cong Man a sucession of kicks to the groinal area, The Cong Man NEEDs the tag - he has been used as a HUMAN PUNCHBAG! - he needs his Partner!!
TBM leaves the ring before the ref could catch him...
T-DEVIL HAS THE STF locked in on The Cong Man.... The Cong Man is in real pain...
TBM is circuling the ring, he has GOT A STEEL CHAIR, he thunders the steel chair into the back of Hawk, Hawk is down, he is out... TBM slides into the ring - the ref tries tpo grab the chair - BOOM!!!! the ref is out - THATS THE VILEST CHAIR SHOT EVER!
TBM, looks at The Cong Man, seeing the Cong Man tapping out to the STF, T-Devil IS NOT letting Go! T-Devil forces The Cong Man into the middle of the Ring, NO NOT THIS! - The Bottie Man is doing the Peoples Bottie on a defensless man - who is in the STF - THIS IS SICK!
TBM runs from one rope - to the other and BOOM - the thud on the back is discusting!
"Dooms Night By Azzido Da Bass" is coming out of the speakers - WHO IS THAT - standing on the stage, its REAVER - he looks like a corpse! - he is a bloddy mess!... He has a collection of toys, including Steel chairs, and barbed wire!
He is comming down the Aisle with the toys, he grabs the barbed wire... BOOM - takes out TBM and BOOM takes out T-Devil, both men, bail out and run, the Brooklyn Destruction Agancy are tough - but not against BARBED WIRE!!!!
The Ref has called for the bell!
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS! :Reaver (Ant), Hawk (AfroJoe) and The Cong Man!!!!!!! (BY DQ)
WILL THE FUED BETWEEN THESE GUYS EVER STOP????
WHO TOOK OUT REAVER???
OH MY GOD! - For Now - From The SR Arena - we say Good Night!
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I Hope youve enjoyed my first attempt - it was hard to do :(, but i tried my best! - HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!
Thanks, LOD.
Ladies And Gentlemen, this one is gonna be a hellaious slobberknocker! Its going to be a old-fasioned GRUDGE match between "Brooklyn Destruction Agancy" (TBM as Tazz, and T-Devil as Jackass) and Da Animalz of Doom (The Cong Man and Hawk(AfroJoe)) with Reaver (Ant).
Youve GOTTA BELEIVE that these guys wanna settle this grudge RIGHT here and right NOW.... This one aint gonna be pretty, if youre easliy offened - i suggest you run for your remotes right now!...
"Faith" Comes booming out of the stage speakers, the lights dim, TBM comes out to the stage to a warmth of boos, and does his Moon Over Miami, the fans are cheering abuse at TBM, but are silenced by the lights darknening again... Out comes T-Devil, slow, methodical walk, IS THIS MAN HUMAN? is he REAL? both men, like giant trees walk to the ring
"Dooms Night" comes thro the speakers, but WHERE are Da Animalz of Doom? The search lights go on, they are Running thro' the crowd charging there way down to the ring! The crowd are buzzing these guys with a feel of haterd... The fans want to see these teams laying in there own BLOOD! - They want a slobberknocker!
The crowd awaits the arival of Reaver, and nothing, Reavers music plays again, and nothing, WHERE IS REAVER?
Oh MY GOD!!!!!! Look on the Reserv-a-tron! - ITS REAVER! - laying in a pool of his own blood! - WHO HAS DONE this? Da Animalz of Doom are in the ring waiting to lock up with T-Devil and TBM and they are SHOCKED! they cant belive it!
The Ref has sounded the bell "DING DING DING" - this is going to be a FAIR match after all! a good Tag Match, will Da Animalz Of Doom be able to put up a good fight IN HONOR of there "injured" comrade?
T-Devil and The Cong Man lock up, a thrilling round of jabs and uppercuts and impressive punches are enchanged between the two...
Finally T-Devil breaks up the punches and gets The Cong Man on the mat, T-Devil continues to pummel his opponent, Hawk tries to enter the match - the Referee is stopping him from enetering the ring.
T-Devil Carries the Cong Man over to his corner, TBM enters the ring they both give The Cong Man a sucession of kicks to the groinal area, The Cong Man NEEDs the tag - he has been used as a HUMAN PUNCHBAG! - he needs his Partner!!
TBM leaves the ring before the ref could catch him...
T-DEVIL HAS THE STF locked in on The Cong Man.... The Cong Man is in real pain...
TBM is circuling the ring, he has GOT A STEEL CHAIR, he thunders the steel chair into the back of Hawk, Hawk is down, he is out... TBM slides into the ring - the ref tries tpo grab the chair - BOOM!!!! the ref is out - THATS THE VILEST CHAIR SHOT EVER!
TBM, looks at The Cong Man, seeing the Cong Man tapping out to the STF, T-Devil IS NOT letting Go! T-Devil forces The Cong Man into the middle of the Ring, NO NOT THIS! - The Bottie Man is doing the Peoples Bottie on a defensless man - who is in the STF - THIS IS SICK!
TBM runs from one rope - to the other and BOOM - the thud on the back is discusting!
"Dooms Night By Azzido Da Bass" is coming out of the speakers - WHO IS THAT - standing on the stage, its REAVER - he looks like a corpse! - he is a bloddy mess!... He has a collection of toys, including Steel chairs, and barbed wire!
He is comming down the Aisle with the toys, he grabs the barbed wire... BOOM - takes out TBM and BOOM takes out T-Devil, both men, bail out and run, the Brooklyn Destruction Agancy are tough - but not against BARBED WIRE!!!!
The Ref has called for the bell!
HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS! :Reaver (Ant), Hawk (AfroJoe) and The Cong Man!!!!!!! (BY DQ)
WILL THE FUED BETWEEN THESE GUYS EVER STOP????
WHO TOOK OUT REAVER???
OH MY GOD! - For Now - From The SR Arena - we say Good Night!
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I Hope youve enjoyed my first attempt - it was hard to do :(, but i tried my best! - HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!
Thanks, LOD.
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Tazz wrote:
Newcomer?! NEWCOMER?! Tell me he did not just
> say that! You will NEVER, EVER talk down to the True Bottie Man!! 5 time
> Bottie™Champion ever again!! The True Bottie Man will NOT be called a newcomer!
> It's an insult to all he's ever done in BottieWrestling®!! I repeat; 5 TIME
> BOTTIE™CHAMPION!! Does that mean ANYTHING TO YOU?! WELL, DOES
> IT?!
No.
Newcomer?! NEWCOMER?! Tell me he did not just
> say that! You will NEVER, EVER talk down to the True Bottie Man!! 5 time
> Bottie™Champion ever again!! The True Bottie Man will NOT be called a newcomer!
> It's an insult to all he's ever done in BottieWrestling®!! I repeat; 5 TIME
> BOTTIE™CHAMPION!! Does that mean ANYTHING TO YOU?! WELL, DOES
> IT?!
No.
†hë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
> NOTE TO TAZZ/T-DEVIL: Firstly, don't get so uptight about this, it's meant to be
> a luagh and if you're aren't going to treat it as such then i suggest you leave.
> Secondly what do you expect? there was two newcomers in this match against three
> men who have dominated the CAW scene since it began...just like in the WWF you
> can't expect to walk straight in and be the greatest thing since sliced
> bread.
Newcomer?! NEWCOMER?! Tell me he did not just say that! You will NEVER, EVER talk down to the True Bottie Man!! 5 time Bottie™Champion ever again!! The True Bottie Man will NOT be called a newcomer! It's an insult to all he's ever done in BottieWrestling®!! I repeat; 5 TIME BOTTIE™CHAMPION!! Does that mean ANYTHING TO YOU?! WELL, DOES IT?!
(BottieWrestling® if you think sounds a bit well, not straight, is a registerd, and copyrighted name wheather you belive it or not!)
> NOTE TO TAZZ/T-DEVIL: Firstly, don't get so uptight about this, it's meant to be
> a luagh and if you're aren't going to treat it as such then i suggest you leave.
> Secondly what do you expect? there was two newcomers in this match against three
> men who have dominated the CAW scene since it began...just like in the WWF you
> can't expect to walk straight in and be the greatest thing since sliced
> bread.
Newcomer?! NEWCOMER?! Tell me he did not just say that! You will NEVER, EVER talk down to the True Bottie Man!! 5 time Bottie™Champion ever again!! The True Bottie Man will NOT be called a newcomer! It's an insult to all he's ever done in BottieWrestling®!! I repeat; 5 TIME BOTTIE™CHAMPION!! Does that mean ANYTHING TO YOU?! WELL, DOES IT?!
(BottieWrestling® if you think sounds a bit well, not straight, is a registerd, and copyrighted name wheather you belive it or not!)
†hë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
> NOTE TO TAZZ/T-DEVIL: Firstly, don't get so uptight about this, it's meant to be
> a luagh and if you're aren't going to treat it as such then i suggest you leave.
> Secondly what do you expect? there was two newcomers in this match against three
> men who have dominated the CAW scene since it began...just like in the WWF you
> can't expect to walk straight in and be the greatest thing since sliced
> bread.
NOTE TO LOD: The match didn't suck and there is no need to get
> offended by certain forum posters who get narky when they lose a match.
'Nuff
> said.
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Hey, Cong, me and Tazz tried to stop LoD leaving. Ask Ant, he'll back me up! Keep your little nose outta mine and Tazz's business. Anyway, I thought the match was alright for a first timer. I've got a one-on-one match to write next week!
> NOTE TO TAZZ/T-DEVIL: Firstly, don't get so uptight about this, it's meant to be
> a luagh and if you're aren't going to treat it as such then i suggest you leave.
> Secondly what do you expect? there was two newcomers in this match against three
> men who have dominated the CAW scene since it began...just like in the WWF you
> can't expect to walk straight in and be the greatest thing since sliced
> bread.
NOTE TO LOD: The match didn't suck and there is no need to get
> offended by certain forum posters who get narky when they lose a match.
'Nuff
> said.
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Hey, Cong, me and Tazz tried to stop LoD leaving. Ask Ant, he'll back me up! Keep your little nose outta mine and Tazz's business. Anyway, I thought the match was alright for a first timer. I've got a one-on-one match to write next week!
J@CK@$#/T-DEVIL wrote:
> Ant, either you find a tag team partner, or I challenge YOU to the street fight.
> I want to make it as fair as possible. A street fight would be good build up to
> the PPV. Am I facing anyone at the PPV, as T-Devil or Goldust? If not, can I
> interfere or do colour comentry or something? PLEASE!!
Check the PPV card, you're involved with Tazz in the CAW Tag Team Triple Threat Title match.
Also, yeah, it's Reaver vs T-Devil in a Street Fight next week. Mwa ha ha!
And also, TBM (Tazz) is going up against The Physchiatrist (MikeAll), and I expect he'll be accompanied by you, and Grandprix will accompany MikeAll.
> Ant, either you find a tag team partner, or I challenge YOU to the street fight.
> I want to make it as fair as possible. A street fight would be good build up to
> the PPV. Am I facing anyone at the PPV, as T-Devil or Goldust? If not, can I
> interfere or do colour comentry or something? PLEASE!!
Check the PPV card, you're involved with Tazz in the CAW Tag Team Triple Threat Title match.
Also, yeah, it's Reaver vs T-Devil in a Street Fight next week. Mwa ha ha!
And also, TBM (Tazz) is going up against The Physchiatrist (MikeAll), and I expect he'll be accompanied by you, and Grandprix will accompany MikeAll.
NOTE TO TAZZ/T-DEVIL: Firstly, don't get so uptight about this, it's meant to be a luagh and if you're aren't going to treat it as such then i suggest you leave. Secondly what do you expect? there was two newcomers in this match against three men who have dominated the CAW scene since it began...just like in the WWF you can't expect to walk straight in and be the greatest thing since sliced bread.
NOTE TO LOD: The match didn't suck and there is no need to get offended by certain forum posters who get narky when they lose a match.
'Nuff said.
NOTE TO LOD: The match didn't suck and there is no need to get offended by certain forum posters who get narky when they lose a match.
'Nuff said.
LordOfDarkness(Worf55) wrote:
> LOL!!
THAT MATCH DID SUCK!
Sorry - that match never happend, right?
It
> never did!
Oh man, i wish i never started writing it...
Sorry guys again -
> i wont leave - that was my way of saying "wow - it sucked!" - and ill
> stay - just not write - havent the time, damn that did suck...
Didnt have
> enought action in it - and it didnt have any body to it - it was a little too
> shabby!
SORRY!
Hope im still welcome here once in a while!
I actually thought that was quite a good match... and we can't really say if you're welcome here or not. Just come and post when you want, nobody really cares if you screwed up (which you didn't really) your first match.
> LOL!!
THAT MATCH DID SUCK!
Sorry - that match never happend, right?
It
> never did!
Oh man, i wish i never started writing it...
Sorry guys again -
> i wont leave - that was my way of saying "wow - it sucked!" - and ill
> stay - just not write - havent the time, damn that did suck...
Didnt have
> enought action in it - and it didnt have any body to it - it was a little too
> shabby!
SORRY!
Hope im still welcome here once in a while!
I actually thought that was quite a good match... and we can't really say if you're welcome here or not. Just come and post when you want, nobody really cares if you screwed up (which you didn't really) your first match.
LordOfDarkness(Worf55) wrote:
> LOL!!
THAT MATCH DID SUCK!
Sorry - that match never happend, right?
It
> never did!
Oh man, i wish i never started writing it...
Sorry guys again -
> i wont leave - that was my way of saying "wow - it sucked!" - and ill
> stay - just not write - havent the time, damn that did suck...
Didnt have
> enought action in it - and it didnt have any body to it - it was a little too
> shabby!
SORRY!
Hope im still welcome here once in a while!
relax, don't be so hard on yourself. I didn't realise at first that it was your first match. Anyway, next time you wanna write a match with TBM in it, just take into acount one thing...Tazz created him!
> LOL!!
THAT MATCH DID SUCK!
Sorry - that match never happend, right?
It
> never did!
Oh man, i wish i never started writing it...
Sorry guys again -
> i wont leave - that was my way of saying "wow - it sucked!" - and ill
> stay - just not write - havent the time, damn that did suck...
Didnt have
> enought action in it - and it didnt have any body to it - it was a little too
> shabby!
SORRY!
Hope im still welcome here once in a while!
relax, don't be so hard on yourself. I didn't realise at first that it was your first match. Anyway, next time you wanna write a match with TBM in it, just take into acount one thing...Tazz created him!
Ant, either you find a tag team partner, or I challenge YOU to the street fight. I want to make it as fair as possible. A street fight would be good build up to the PPV. Am I facing anyone at the PPV, as T-Devil or Goldust? If not, can I interfere or do colour comentry or something? PLEASE!!
LOL!!
THAT MATCH DID SUCK!
Sorry - that match never happend, right?
It never did!
Oh man, i wish i never started writing it...
Sorry guys again - i wont leave - that was my way of saying "wow - it sucked!" - and ill stay - just not write - havent the time, damn that did suck...
Didnt have enought action in it - and it didnt have any body to it - it was a little too shabby!
SORRY!
Hope im still welcome here once in a while!
THAT MATCH DID SUCK!
Sorry - that match never happend, right?
It never did!
Oh man, i wish i never started writing it...
Sorry guys again - i wont leave - that was my way of saying "wow - it sucked!" - and ill stay - just not write - havent the time, damn that did suck...
Didnt have enought action in it - and it didnt have any body to it - it was a little too shabby!
SORRY!
Hope im still welcome here once in a while!
J@CK@$#/T-DEVIL wrote:
> Fair enough, who's writing. Ant, can I start writing matches? Need a one-on-one
> to get started.
Can you try and stop LoD from leaving the forum?? He was
> p!$#ed of with what a few people said, saying it weren't long enough.
See you
> in the ring? Hopefully TBM will accept, undoubtably!
Well, I've talked to LoD on MSN, and he seems to want to leave. Since he runs something else on the Web I ca see why he's busy, but if he wants to drop in now and again he still can.
We'll still have the match next week though, Reaver deserves revenge!
Oh yeah, and if you want I'll give you a one-on-one match to write next week.
> Fair enough, who's writing. Ant, can I start writing matches? Need a one-on-one
> to get started.
Can you try and stop LoD from leaving the forum?? He was
> p!$#ed of with what a few people said, saying it weren't long enough.
See you
> in the ring? Hopefully TBM will accept, undoubtably!
Well, I've talked to LoD on MSN, and he seems to want to leave. Since he runs something else on the Web I ca see why he's busy, but if he wants to drop in now and again he still can.
We'll still have the match next week though, Reaver deserves revenge!
Oh yeah, and if you want I'll give you a one-on-one match to write next week.
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