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Mon 14/01/02 at 10:59
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Doughnut Monster was confused. After yet another party at his house, someone had pilfered from his fridge. Last time it was the pork chops. This time it was a leg of lamb. What was going on?

DM decided to set a trap, and installed a mini-camera in his fridge, programmed to film only whilst the door to fridge was opened.

DM arranged another party, Goatboy, Your Honour, Strafex and Mr Snuggly all politely accepted their invitations and DM went and bought some supplies.

At the party a great time was had by all. Mr Snuggly ate a little too much jelly, and drunk too much fizzy pop, and felt a bit ill, and Your Honour had upset Strafex by pinching his arm when they were playing musical chairs, but other than that it had been fun.

When every one went home DM checked his fridge.

Sure as he'd expected the chicken breast had been stolen.

DM checked the video camera, then made a phone call.

"Goatboy, it's Doughnut Monster here. You're no longer welcome at my house."

"Why Not?", replied Goatboy.

"Because every time you go away, you take a bit of meat with you" sang DM, in reponse.
Mon 14/01/02 at 18:56
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"funky blitzkreig"
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I spotted it about a third of the way through...

Still laughed out loud though :-D
Mon 14/01/02 at 18:51
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"I like cheese"
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Well, although I didn't get the pun at first, the pinching bit still made me laugh. {:)
Mon 14/01/02 at 14:45
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Oh ha ha... ha?

was that meant to be funny or just wierd?
Mon 14/01/02 at 14:44
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"Too Orangy For Crow"
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Oh yeah. I think I need to invest in a memory card for my brain.
Mon 14/01/02 at 14:39
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"not dead"
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Paul Young.

"Every time you go, away, you take a bit of me wi-ith you"
Mon 14/01/02 at 14:37
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"Too Orangy For Crow"
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I can't remember the song. Joke wasted on me.
Mon 14/01/02 at 11:48
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"I confused?"
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....a little bit funny.
Mon 14/01/02 at 11:47
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"not dead"
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I'm popping this, because you need to read it.

I'll pop it again later if it still gets no response.
Mon 14/01/02 at 10:59
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"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
Doughnut Monster was confused. After yet another party at his house, someone had pilfered from his fridge. Last time it was the pork chops. This time it was a leg of lamb. What was going on?

DM decided to set a trap, and installed a mini-camera in his fridge, programmed to film only whilst the door to fridge was opened.

DM arranged another party, Goatboy, Your Honour, Strafex and Mr Snuggly all politely accepted their invitations and DM went and bought some supplies.

At the party a great time was had by all. Mr Snuggly ate a little too much jelly, and drunk too much fizzy pop, and felt a bit ill, and Your Honour had upset Strafex by pinching his arm when they were playing musical chairs, but other than that it had been fun.

When every one went home DM checked his fridge.

Sure as he'd expected the chicken breast had been stolen.

DM checked the video camera, then made a phone call.

"Goatboy, it's Doughnut Monster here. You're no longer welcome at my house."

"Why Not?", replied Goatboy.

"Because every time you go away, you take a bit of meat with you" sang DM, in reponse.

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